Author Topic: Hot bitches (Read 459003 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1020 on:** September 25, 2014, 02:19:20 AM »

Quote from: 2d on September 24, 2014, 08:05:06 PM

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on September 24, 2014, 12:35:32 PM
like prostitute slut raccoons

Why would you even think to describe a raccoon as a sexual object?

Why would you think that I did? I'll tell you why. Because you're a fucking idiot.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1021 on:** September 28, 2014, 06:51:56 PM »

Teacher asked me, "If you could live anywhere, where would you live?"

I said, "In Sasha Grey's ass."

Nigerians Smell Fucking Wonderful

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1022 on:** October 26, 2014, 06:38:55 PM »

Nikki Bella from WWE.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1023 on:** November 13, 2014, 02:40:56 PM »

"Hi, I'm Mia, I'm not really super hot... but do you wanna play strip rock/paper/scissors and see me naked?"

Uh...... FUCK YES.

http://www.lostbets.com/games/LostBets%20-%20Mia%20plays%20Strip%20Rock-Paper-Scissors/LostBets%20-%20Mia%20plays%20Strip%20Rock-Paper-Scissors.html

It starts off totally safe for work... but it doesn't end that way if you win.

ps: Kim Kardashian nude? Again? Yeah, don't care. I mean... of course I'll look anyway... but I still don't care.

yahoo · « **Reply #1024 on:** December 05, 2014, 08:57:31 PM »

ye just imagine all the new positions you can only dreamt of

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1025 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:56:32 PM »

Probably one of THE greatest album covers of all fucking time, am I right? *SCHWING!* A very shapely nude brunette babe kneeling on a feast platter with her hands tied behind her and grenade stuffed in her mouth.

Well apparently "some" people took offense to the proposed album cover saying it promoted violence against women.

His response to it was kinda funny. Something like, "They think I hate women? Well how about this then?" A grenade with a Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon on it.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #1026 on:** January 20, 2015, 07:55:21 PM »

need something to post here so it shows up.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1027 on:** January 24, 2015, 11:00:13 AM »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/24/kat-hoffman-dwarf-stripper_n_6534644.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

To each his own, but... okay, just put yourself in his shoes. The girl don't look bad in the face, sure. But imagine one night things start to get hot, you're taking her clothes off, she's probably struggling to get all your clothes off (and eventually you just have to do it yourself to speed shit along), and then you start really laying the meat to her. A girl that size,... I just couldn't help but look down at her as I'm nailing her in missionary and doing a double-take thinking, "Am I fucking a small child?"

Just saying... just saying... but this dudes probably got some "issues". Dwarf or not, if she's a stripper, she's already gonna have some issues. And strippers issues vary in seriousness from ho to ho. But this guys issues I suspect are on a whole different level.

Om3ga · « **Reply #1028 on:** January 25, 2015, 01:32:42 PM »

nothing wrong with liking dwarves. even if they look like girls.

its alot better than liking guys. hehe.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1029 on:** January 26, 2015, 02:38:28 PM »

For Haunted - http://www.etonline.com/news/156832_7_reasons_emma_watson_is_the_most_perfect_belle/

adz1La · « **Reply #1030 on:** January 28, 2015, 02:30:36 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UvVcY_QFsg

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1031 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:47:25 AM »

I don't normally go for Japanese chicks, but GOD DAMN DEM SOME NICE TIT-TAYS.

(not safe for work,... do I even need to say that at this point? If you're even IN this thread while at work, you're already fuckin' up, so click it anyway.)

Dunno that I'd go for her in person though. Ever watched any Japanese porn, or god forbid, fucked a Japanese girl before? Jesus Christ, they're fucking annoying with all the sounds they make. Seriously. They should give out ear plugs to the customers at the "massage" places.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1032 on:** March 29, 2015, 07:33:43 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/29/ohio-assisted-living-facility-bares-all-for-calendar/?intcmp=latestnews

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1033 on:** March 29, 2015, 08:16:19 PM »

~~Robbing the cradle.~~

Robbing the cemetery.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1034 on:** June 09, 2015, 12:37:21 AM »

Jugs.

Author Topic: Hot bitches (Read 459003 times)

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