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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #45 on: October 02, 2006, 12:55:07 PM »
sport bikes in general should be ban forever or at least make it so people under the age of 30 can't ride them. I see so many dumb ass kids on these things trying to act cool. I guess I don't have a problem with the bikes themself but the people who ride them. Always some faggot (bundle of sticks) metro sexual thinking he's going to take your girlfriend from you because he drives a bike that sounds like a insect. Fuck sport bike riders, when I see them wizzing in and out of traffic at 80+mph I feel the need to open my car door as they come by me...

choppers and such are fucking badass. Your bike better sound like a god damn monster truck otherwise your a fag.

As a motorcycle enthusiast, I take offense to your remarks.  Having been employed at one of the largest independent motorcycle dealers in the country for the past 4 years, I'm sure that you're wrong, too.

Yea, there are some assholes who ride sport bikes.  There are plenty of assholes who ride cruisers, 'choppers', and other customs, too.  There are also assholes who drive Hondas and Fords.  And plenty of dumb bitches who drive Hyundais.

I honestly think you're focusing on the sportbike crowd because you're a little jealous.  Who wouldn't be?  Those bikes are insanely fast, responsive, and sexy.  There is no better performing machine, for the money, than a modern Japanese inline four cylinder.




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« Reply #46 on: October 02, 2006, 01:16:24 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: October 02, 2006, 01:22:55 PM »
For an eternity of this: :smiley_abyx:

You forgot the 72 virgins.   :lol:
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« Reply #48 on: October 02, 2006, 01:28:37 PM »
sport bikes in general should be ban forever or at least make it so people under the age of 30 can't ride them. I see so many dumb ass kids on these things trying to act cool. I guess I don't have a problem with the bikes themself but the people who ride them. Always some faggot (bundle of sticks) metro sexual thinking he's going to take your girlfriend from you because he drives a bike that sounds like a insect. Fuck sport bike riders, when I see them wizzing in and out of traffic at 80+mph I feel the need to open my car door as they come by me...

choppers and such are fucking badass. Your bike better sound like a god damn monster truck otherwise your a fag.

As a motorcycle enthusiast, I take offense to your remarks.  Having been employed at one of the largest independent motorcycle dealers in the country for the past 4 years, I'm sure that you're wrong, too.

Yea, there are some assholes who ride sport bikes.  There are plenty of assholes who ride cruisers, 'choppers', and other customs, too.  There are also assholes who drive Hondas and Fords.  And plenty of dumb bitches who drive Hyundais.

I honestly think you're focusing on the sportbike crowd because you're a little jealous.  Who wouldn't be?  Those bikes are insanely fast, responsive, and sexy.  There is no better performing machine, for the money, than a modern Japanese inline four cylinder.

Don't hate me because I'm fast  :nana:

I have little interest in vehicles to begin with. The fact that these japanese spawns from hell are fast is irrelavant. Honestly, I think they are rather ugly... They don't interest me in a good way what so ever. Sure people drive stupid in cars and trucks etc... but you know what? There's shit loads of cars and trucks being driven! Your point that people drive stupid in those vehicles is null. The fact is most people who ride these type of bikes are very big headed such as yourself with a statement like "you're jealous" which proves my point. Remember, always wear your helmet!
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« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2006, 03:01:46 PM »
I think everyone who is physically able, should to be required to ride a motorcycle as their only form of transportation for at least one year before being able to get a liscense for a 4-wheeled vehicle.

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« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2006, 03:42:12 PM »
Would certainly make the road a lot safer.  Jeager, no offense, but having never owned (ridden?) a motorcycle, you're just not qualified to pass judgement.  And you're being rather rude and insulting, to boot.

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« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2006, 03:43:48 PM »
Btw, I'm a strong advocate for helmet laws.  Massachusetts does have one, and I always wear a full-face helmet.  I also wear a leather armored jacket and gloves on the street, as well as a one-piece racing suit, boots, and knee pucks at the track.  Safety first.   :rockon:

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« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2006, 04:00:02 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2006, 05:24:06 PM »
Would certainly make the road a lot safer.
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« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2006, 05:47:30 PM »
Btw, I'm a strong advocate for helmet laws.
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« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2006, 06:14:07 PM »
The wheelie pic?  Yea.. it was an unplanned stunt.  Some friends happened to have a camera and my bike happened to be there.

Jager.. yea, you're just uninformed.

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« Reply #56 on: October 04, 2006, 05:28:54 PM »

I've never been an advocate of trying to protect people from themselves (helmet laws). I do and always have wore a helmet, it's just second nature coming from a racing background. BTW JD, is that skin I see on them thar legs?
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Not that it matters a bit, but I always wore a helmet even in the '60s and if'n I was able to ride today I'd still have one...

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« Reply #57 on: October 04, 2006, 05:31:04 PM »

But seriously, folks.   :D

I frequently wonder what people are signing up for, when they want to get into a literal Heaven.  If you consider a literal Hell, with the eternal burning in a lake of fire and such - I'm sure anyone will concede that sounds rather unpleasant, and like something to be avoided.  But then, what is a literal Heaven like.  All signs point to boring.  Consider that you're dealing with a deity who apparently gives you a pitiful fraction of a century's existence on Earth to determine your eternal fate.  That's pretty fickle, frankly... a mere 70-80 years, compared to eternity?  So is a literal Heaven some place anyone would actually want to go?  It sounds like some fascist theocracy where you'll spend an eternity being on your best behavior.  That may beat a lake of fire, but after the first 1,000,000 years I'll bet it gets a little goddamn boring.  In short: what in hell do you do in Heaven to have fun?

We're expected to give up this,
:smiley_aauo: :smiley_aanq: :smiley_aamz: :zboing: :zahn: :smiley_abwn:
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Out of fear of this? :ogien: :devil1:

Sigh!

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« Reply #58 on: October 04, 2006, 05:33:46 PM »
Look at it this way, if you don't go to hell, you'll miss some good luaus.


Are we going, to the hukilau?
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Do go and you get to be the main course... :)

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