Ye Religion Thread

[The Dreaming Dragon]

Been threatening to do this,and it's now done.A place where we can discuss Life,the Universe and Everything without the background noise of rocket launchers and the wail of bald men dying.

(This topic usually comes up in the servers occaisionally,so here we don't have to scroll through a dozen frag annoucements to keep track of the conversation)

Be open minded,be polite. Learn and teach. And I'll start this off with a lecture by an old repected master:

http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Carlin-on-Religion-1

[Art]

It's just not the same, if it's not ingame   

[[BTF] Reflex]

EEEK!!!!     

Maybe I'll get drawn into this at sometime..

But not tonight 

[[BTF]Sigma]

Ye Religion Thread

Blasphemer!!!666!!!
 

[The Dreaming Dragon]

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to catch you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to catch you..
like me, like me, like me, like me

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me .
Now don't you judge or question.
You are broken now ,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
What you need is someone strong to catch you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

[x2]
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now
Open my eyes and blind me with your light

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me .
Now don't you judge or question.
You are broken now ,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

[x2]
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now.
Open my eyes, blind me with your light now.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will
becomes me.
When he speaks,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you

Tool : Opiate

Sez it all!

[[BTF] Reflex]

what then to do about jesus of nazareth?
Miracle wonderman,  hero of fools,
no riots no armies no fighting no slogans
one thing I'll say for him jesus is kewl

fools you have no perception,
the stakes we are gambling are frightningly high
we must crush him completely
so like john before him this jesus must die

must die must die this jesus must die
for the sake of the nation this jesus must die

uhg,  I can spew out jesus christ superstar quotes by the sackfull

heh hey woman your fine ointment brand new and expensive,
should have been saved for the poor,
why has it been wasted? we could have raised maybe..
three-hundred silver pieces or more

surely your not saying we have the resources to save the poor from their lot,
there will be poor always,  patheticly struggling,
look at the good things you've got

move while you still see me,
act while you still have me,
you'll be lost,  and you'll be sorry..
when I'm gone

try not to get worried, try not to turn onto problems that up-set you
dont you know everythings all right yeah,  everything's fine.
the nights cool and the ointment's sweet..
for the fire in your head and feet..

close yer eyes, close yer eyes and forget all about us..  tonight

hmmm..  good call,  I should sleep
sorry bout the rambling,  something about seeing the word 'jesus' 

[[BTF]Sigma]

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
Use it too slow and it turns to rust.

[The Dreaming Dragon]

HEROD

Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Healing cripples, raising from the dead.
And now I understand you're God,
At least, that's what you've said.
So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true.
Come on, King of the Jews.
Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you tried.
So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free.
Come on, King of the Jews.
I only ask what I'd ask any superstar.
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are.
I am waiting, yes I'm a captive fan.
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man.
So, if you are the Christ, yes the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread.
You can do it on your head.
Or has something gone wrong. Jesus, why do you take so long?
Oh come on, King of the Jews.
Hey! Aren't you scared of me Christ?
Mr. Wonderful Christ?
You're a joke. You're not the Lord.
You are nothing but a fraud.
Take him away.
He's got nothing to say!
Get out you King of the,
Get out King of the,
Oh get out you King of the Jews!
Get out of here!
Get out of here you,
Get out of my life.

[Waffle Whiffer]

Now I got that dam old song in my head. Need to dig up the old sound track. Jesus rules!

[jägermonsta]

I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be.
     
     -Selatius, 17th Century

[yodasmyBONG!]

in 50 years, being religious will be considered a personality disorder

[Disco Karate]

Dunno about 50 years, but eventually.

[[BTF]Defiant!]

Jaded Mandarins,

It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying, that a man like you would waste your time on music of that kind. 

sincerely,
Def

[Disco Karate]

I lurve your avatar, TMF.   

[Art]

Amongst the people that make up this forum, I'm no doubt in the minority on this one.