Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warminghttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/21/climate_change/Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/27/m25_curse/A group of Christian evangelicals has declared junction 9 of the M25 "hexed" and is staging regular prayer meetings to cleanse the benighted interchange.According to the Surrey Advertiser, Gerald Coates of the Pioneer Engage Church in Leatherhead has attributed a rash of accidents and footbridge suicides around the junction to someone "motivated by dark forces".Coates believes the malefactor has been recording evil messages onto cassette tapes which are then unspooled to enclose and hence curse their target areas.The abundance of unspooled tapes in the area were proof of the malevolent plan, he told the paper.
That's why I always hex with an LP. Vinyl warps and puts a nice bend on the invocation. Makes for spooky eFX. Nevermind all the wow and flutter of tape, pink noise doesn't look good beside fire and brimstone. Color clash is so gauche.
Someone posted this link in #tastyspleen. It was way too LOL not to share. http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/