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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2670 on: September 21, 2010, 07:03:20 PM »
15. Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. – Anonymous

14. Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence. – Anonymous

13. What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. – Christopher Hitchens

12. I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. – Stephen Roberts

11. It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. – Mark Twain
10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. – George Carlin

9. Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power but absolute power is corrupt only in the hands of the absolutely faithful. – Anonymous

8. Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. – Chapman Cohen

7. When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. – Robert Pirsig

6. Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that. – Ronnie Snow


5. Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true. – Anonymous

4. Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing. – Anonymous

3. If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. – Isaac Asimov

2. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. – Seneca the Younger

1. Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? – Epicurus
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« Reply #2671 on: September 21, 2010, 11:08:39 PM »
Amen.
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2672 on: September 22, 2010, 01:50:43 PM »
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Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/21/climate_change/

Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.

The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.


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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2673 on: September 23, 2010, 01:19:48 AM »
So they're saying it's getting all hot and steamy because one dude puts his wiener in another dudes butt... :shifteyes:
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2674 on: September 23, 2010, 08:59:16 AM »
I wonder if the homosexuals like being fingered?

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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2675 on: September 23, 2010, 03:26:43 PM »
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2676 on: September 27, 2010, 02:56:41 PM »
Surrey, England: Unholy cassette recordings on unspooled audio tapes inflict curse on motorway!

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/27/m25_curse/

A group of Christian evangelicals has declared junction 9 of the M25 "hexed" and is staging regular prayer meetings to cleanse the benighted interchange.

According to the Surrey Advertiser, Gerald Coates of the Pioneer Engage Church in Leatherhead has attributed a rash of accidents and footbridge suicides around the junction to someone "motivated by dark forces".

Coates believes the malefactor has been recording evil messages onto cassette tapes which are then unspooled to enclose and hence curse their target areas.

The abundance of unspooled tapes in the area were proof of the malevolent plan, he told the paper.


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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2677 on: September 27, 2010, 09:03:02 PM »
What's more ridiculous is that people in England are still listening to tapes.
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #2678 on: September 29, 2010, 06:45:11 AM »
Ever try to hex with a cd?  Can't be done.
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« Reply #2679 on: September 29, 2010, 08:22:37 AM »
I know, if the CD gets scratched, the hex always skips.

And MP3's would just get passed around piratebay too much. That place is already plenty evil.
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« Reply #2680 on: September 29, 2010, 05:02:56 PM »
That's why I always hex with an LP. Vinyl warps and puts a nice bend on the invocation. Makes for spooky eFX. Nevermind all the wow and flutter of tape, pink noise doesn't look good beside fire and brimstone. Color clash is so gauche.
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« Reply #2681 on: September 29, 2010, 05:43:43 PM »
That's why I always hex with an LP. Vinyl warps and puts a nice bend on the invocation. Makes for spooky eFX. Nevermind all the wow and flutter of tape, pink noise doesn't look good beside fire and brimstone. Color clash is so gauche.

I'm with the Wabbit - with the exception of Edison's venture in 1878, vinyl makes the best backmasking available :) :)

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« Reply #2682 on: September 30, 2010, 02:15:17 AM »
Backmasking is so 1980's. These days we can come right out and say "Kill your parents" as long as there is a tacky parental advisory sticker slapped on it.
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« Reply #2683 on: November 06, 2010, 01:03:56 AM »
Someone posted this link in #tastyspleen. It was way too LOL not to share. :D

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« Reply #2684 on: November 06, 2010, 06:13:12 AM »
Someone posted this link in #tastyspleen. It was way too LOL not to share. :D

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

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