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« Reply #270 on: March 04, 2018, 01:26:46 PM »
I miss my birdie, he was a smart little fucker.



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« Reply #271 on: March 05, 2018, 08:58:51 PM »
This is my very handsome dog named Copper. He is a Pomeranian who loves to sneak out and play alone in the backyard. His security is not a problem at all as a wireless dog fence was installed. He perfectly knows his boundary. He is too energetic and having him around is like having a toddler at home.

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« Reply #272 on: March 06, 2018, 02:27:41 AM »
I need to take a picture of my gold fish the next time I'm home.
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« Reply #273 on: March 06, 2018, 12:32:10 PM »
My old ladys youngest child. I can thank my god damn sister for this one, talking her into taking a dog from the shelter she volunteers at. We've had him since about late summer of 2016 I think which is when these were taken.

She'd buy him a new toy every damn week when he was still a puppy, so now he doesn't really have a "favorite" toy like most dogs do. ALL of them are his favorite.







He's got some kinda damn disease that makes his hair fall out and his skin become hardened if you don't shampoo him with this prescription stuff. You kinda see how thin his hair looks on his throat. Just one of the MANY reasons I objected to her taking this dog from the shelter. :ohreally:
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« Reply #274 on: March 06, 2018, 02:48:18 PM »
The state animal for Georgia should be the chihuahua. Seems like that's where all the chihuahua breeders are.
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« Reply #275 on: March 06, 2018, 04:43:03 PM »
That's another reason I wasn't too happy about this rescue shelter bullshit. They told her he was a chihuahua, and about 2 weeks after she signed the papers, paid all the money, and finalized it, it became more and more obvious that he is NOT full blooded chihuahua, and I wonder if he's even PART chihuahua. Because right now he's 4 times larger than those pictures and looks more like a miniature doberman than anything else. His snout is very elongated and upswept on the end, and his tail is curled to the side like a dobermans does when it's not cropped, whereas a chihuahuas tail tends to curl upwards.
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« Reply #276 on: March 06, 2018, 07:33:33 PM »
 :arrow:He looks like he has a little Cujo attitude  :lolsign:

I need to take a picture of a nice rock, and say this has been my pet since the 70's
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« Reply #277 on: March 06, 2018, 11:07:35 PM »
:arrow:He looks like he has a little Cujo attitude  :lolsign:

I need to take a picture of a nice rock, and say this has been my pet since the 70's

We bought some fish a few months ago. Or well, won 2 gold fish at the state fair then bought 3 more(2 guppies and a sucker fish) from the store for a few bucks. Broke out my old aquarium from the garage, set it all up. This was all basically for my son's entertainment. He likes fish. I go on a 4 week rotation, and I know my wife is going to let these fish die. So I half-way jokingly give them the names septic tank, toilet bowl, flush, plunger, etc. I came back to 1 gold fish :lolsign:

That's another reason I wasn't too happy about this rescue shelter bullshit. They told her he was a chihuahua, and about 2 weeks after she signed the papers, paid all the money, and finalized it, it became more and more obvious that he is NOT full blooded chihuahua, and I wonder if he's even PART chihuahua. Because right now he's 4 times larger than those pictures and looks more like a miniature doberman than anything else. His snout is very elongated and upswept on the end, and his tail is curled to the side like a dobermans does when it's not cropped, whereas a chihuahuas tail tends to curl upwards.

He's gotta be at least PART chihuahua. He looks identical to my brother's girlfriend's dog including the coat/color. I figured he came from someone's grandmom in Georgia that has a few and fails to realize they're screwing like jack rabbits then suddenly she has 20 and needs to get rid of them. That prescription shampoo and hair loss seems like a pain in the ass but I'm sure he's a nice little guy. You know you love him foc :evilgrin:


I'll be getting a pet here eventually... I'm thinking about a cat. I just don't want a dumb cat, or a cat that's annoying as shit. There ARE cool ones, and hopefully I can snag one. Only going the cat route due to the low maintenance and me constantly traveling around for work.
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« Reply #278 on: January 07, 2021, 11:37:07 AM »




Had to have him put down back in October. He was getting to be very very moody and unpredictable. He'd be laying up on the sofa and if you tried to pet him, he'd start attacking you. Getting his nails trimmed was a fucking ORDEAL. I'd have to take him to the vet once every 2 or 3 months for a nail trim because he WOULD NOT ALLOW me to do it. He'd scream and fight and bite like I was trying to murder him. I dunno what the fuck was up with him, but it may have had something to do with what happened after Christmas 2017. I dunno what the hell he did, but his ass got all swole up and he was throwing up all over the house. I took him to the vet and they said his anal glands were clogged or something and they'd have to "express" them, which is basically like popping a pimple. I guess theres these two little glands on either side of a dogs asshole, and his got clogged and irritated or something. Well they should've put him out for it, because they hurt him so bad doing it that it traumatized him and he was never the same afterwards. I was sitting in the waiting room and it sounded like they were torturing him to death back there for about 20 minutes straight. So that more than likely fucked him up in the head.

But anyway, he got to where he was attacking both me and my old lady. My niece and nephews come over and they love to play with him, and I couldn't risk having him attacking one of them or a neighbor or someone who came to the door. So... had to do it. Wasn't my choice. I was vehemently against it. But my old lady did it anyway. We didn't talk for about 3 weeks afterwards, lol.

Thinking about maybe getting another one soon. NO MORE SHELTERS though. Not having another "jail" dog with hidden psychological issues. If the rest of you people wanna rescue, go right ahead. Been there, done that, got my feelings about it, and never gonna change.

Finding dogs right now is HARD. Everybody was looking for dogs during the quarantine. Nobody has any other than fucking rotts and pit bulls, which I WILL NOT have.

He's gotta be at least PART chihuahua.

He might've been like 15%, but he was definitely mostly mini pincher. Don't have full grown pics of him handy, but he grew to be about two or three times the size of my old ladys older chihuahua.

She's been upset over it too. She won't play anymore at all. We got her some toys for christmas, and we always wrap them and let her tear them open to get them out. She wouldn't even touch her presents this year. I had to open it for her, and when I did, she wouldn't even touch the toys. Money well spent. ::)
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« Reply #279 on: March 15, 2021, 02:15:03 PM »
My new guard dog.



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« Reply #280 on: May 04, 2021, 02:01:21 PM »
Took these about a week ago. He's about twice the size he was when we brought him home, but still pretty much fuckin hamster sized. Named him Kirby after the coach of the Bulldogs. Didn't name him Smart because... he ain't. I'm currently looking for hamster sized football helmets on the internet. He's going to kill himself. He jumps like a fuckin squirrel, and doesn't know how to control where he's jumping to. He jumped head first into the decorative wrought iron bars under the coffee table today. ::)



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« Reply #281 on: June 16, 2021, 08:15:43 AM »
My doggie has about 20 different small rubber chicken squeak toys of various colors, most of them are the small 5 inch tall size, about 3 or 4 of them are the larger 10 or 12 inch tall ones. He kinda prefers the big ones though, especially the purple one for some reason.



I saw online that they have these ENORMOUS ones that scream for about 30 seconds when you squeeze them. Might get him one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WSWMjQeO2E

And if my dog had a favorite youtube video, this might be it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDrdZM1iGrc
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