Why was I banned?

[spikeq2]

Wow! I must say he does have the coldflo thing down to an art. The stupid rambling he does to make ppl look dumber than he himslef is, the long paragraphs that i dont care to read becasue they look horrible to the human eye. The overuse of the forbidden f*** word, naming of all the human genitalia, and now the fake speech of him owning every game that has ever come out.

And the oscar nominee goes to...

Blowjob for his outstanding performance of "Coldflo, bigger, badder, stupider, and uncut"

Congradulations!!

       

[Art]

As I read through this thread, it's apparent that BJ/CF's medication is wearing off.

Quick, take the red pill !

[{TNP}Dukie]

the only thing u do on the server is facilitate target practice for apples right hand bitches who in turn are target practice for him.  

Sir!  I happen to be one of Apples right hand bitches!

I also like to speak in complete sentences and use proper punctuation!

Incidentally its PWNT not BWNT!

[BlowJob]

BWNT sounds better.  Pwnt was created by some dork.  So your one of apple's right hand bitches you've moved up in the world good job but its only your first trip around the block guess what time to leave.  Your never gonna beat him hell make sure of that.  If u get close he'll remove u just like me and oneshot.  Regardless,  I can still take u.  Congratulations on the new machin (I assume that is the change).  U sure did improve allot in 3 months didn't u as opposed to the year u couldn't do it b4.  The way apple sees it is he pays around 25-45 bucks a month for his server and if u want to be a winner u need your own franchise.

[BlowJob]

Well that makes a total of 7 references to this ColdFlo.  I don't know who he is, but he and Fragger sound like a couple of pretty cool guys along with that death guy or whatever.  They are superior in morality to u douches.

[BlowJob]

I never said I owned anyone or anything besides u hoes.  Im not the master of q2 or q3 just xquake.

[[BTF]EyEsTrAiN]

BlowJob wrote: Dukie your pitiful. Life has broken u u are doomed to suck dick the rest of your life.
BlowJob wrote: Congratulations on the new machin (I assume that is the change). U sure did improve allot in 3 months didn't u as opposed to the year u couldn't do it b4.[/quote]

Nothing like a good contradiction, first Dukie "sucks dick for the rest of his life", then he "sure did improve allot in 3 months"
And oh yeah, btw, the next time you go on someone's irc server, don't try to act like you know who the hell you are talking to and expect them to just jump right up and talk to you, you might find yourself banned yet again (you are on that server now) because of the annoyance and stupidity.

-17:31- <BlowJob> i dont mind being called noob here
-17:31- <@n0ctuary> ah
-17:31- <BlowJob> to tell u the truth irc is prolly the only thing im hesitant about
-17:31- <@n0ctuary> i see
-17:31- <BlowJob> ive heard there are hacking rooms     ( )
-17:31- <@n0ctuary> how did you find this server?
-17:32- <BlowJob> with some pretty heavy dudes
-17:32- <BlowJob> ender had it listed

-17:33- <BlowJob> there are more secret rooms the visible ones huh
-17:33- <BlowJob> and theres no way to find them is there?
-17:33- <BlowJob> thats wild
-17:33- <@n0ctuary> not unless you know the exact spelling
-17:34- <BlowJob> thats like a black hole
-17:34- <BlowJob> theres got to be something that can map it but i got no idea what it is

-17:39- <@Ender^Wiggin> who the fuck was this guy
-17:40- <@n0ctuary> i dunno
-17:40- <@n0ctuary> a negroid

-17:43- <@Ender^Wiggin> he found me thru quake?
-17:43- <@n0ctuary> i guess
-17:43- <@Ender^Wiggin> damn those people are lonely ( )

-19:40- <n0ctuary> there was some negro in #insomnia earlier
-19:40- <n0ctuary> looking for ender
-19:40- <n0ctuary> he was completely retarded
-19:41- <@BuzzBomb> A negro?
-19:41- <n0ctuary> he thought the bot was insulting him
-19:42- <n0ctuary> and he asked me if it was a bot
-19:42- <@BuzzBomb> Ah...an idiot.  Great.
-19:42- <n0ctuary> i explained to him that that's why its nick was "insomniabot"
-19:42- <@BuzzBomb> What was this jig's nick?
-19:42- <n0ctuary> BlowJob
-19:42- <n0ctuary> i thought about banning him
-19:43- <n0ctuary> but i wasnt sure if i'd be able to
-19:43- <n0ctuary> he got banned from the quake server that myke, ender, acid, and i use
-19:43- <@BuzzBomb> I AKILLed him on principle.    ( )

As for you "BWNING"? (I guess that would be plural :wink: ) both q3 and q2 servers, maybe you should ask yourself these things;
1. Does anyone care?
2. Why is it I have to lie through my ass in order to sound cool?
3. Since I "BWN" at these quake games, perhaps it I should go outside more instead of continuously sitting in front of a computer after taking my medication?
So that is the breakdown that I offer you. You are probably going to post again, in caps, with the spelling skills of a 3 year old in response to this, but I have already given my thoughts. As you would say, "BWN3D!"

[{TNP}Dukie]

to be honest, I have no internet acess on the new machine.
I'm still playing q2 on  my k7 800 and to top it off the planet.com moved my account over to internet america where my ping has gone even farther down the tubes!
I actual have noticed no improvement on my part since 1998  

[console]

BlowJob *cough*coldflo*cough* was using a hacked/cheat client, and refused to discontinue using it.

From the server logs:

[2005-01-26 Wed 12:16:38] console: BlowJob, that cheat client is not allowed here... Use a legitimate client.
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:35] console: BlowJob you will be kicked, come back with a legit. client
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:09] console: BlowJob, that cheat client is not allowed here... Use a legitimate client... bye.
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:25] BlowJob: im not the only one
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:31] BlowJob: and who said it was cheating
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:13] BlowJob: maybe u should make me uninstall it
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:25:55] console: you are using a cheat/hacked client... not cool on this server
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:26:35] console: ok, well, i tried to be nice... byebye

Pity because I thought he filled a valuable role on the server - as comic relief.


Regards,

[BlowJob]

omg i have seen it all. eye-strain / ender thats right i went to call u on your shit, and in that chat room u were there and u didnt say a gd thing what a fucking pussy.  then u talk shit behind my back with your faggot (bundle of sticks) friend who gives a shit that whole post was a waste of time(yeah its obvious u didnt say shit then talked behind my back what a dumbshit your a pussy and your pussy shit backfires on u pussy).  your the fuckking *******.  console your full of shit none of that shit in that log is what u said that isnt a log thats a notepad document u stupid retard. u edited that shit. i told u about quake 2 evolved and how it might be a cheat u didnt even fuckin know about it and i have to do all your gd work for u dont i.  I didnt say make me uninstall it i said i got a 6800gt also u gonna make me unistall it? not uninstall that quake 2 evovled if your gonna call something a cheat check it yourself im not sure it is. that was the first day i used it and not to mention u got no way to fucking stop it.  thats right if u want to win and u got a good system get q2 evolved.  u bitches suck. your pitiful stop your FUCKING BITCHING jesus your the saddest lying fucks that have ever lived u cant control me u cant control reality so all u got left is lies lies lies.  dukie then u still suck your not a right hand man your an admin bitch. eye strain i said he sucks dick as in apples and the rest of your dicks u stupid bitch. i dont contradict myself thats what u do u hapless bitch. lonely motherfucker i came out there to tear your ass off u hiding bitch.  YOUR ALL DORKY ASS NON CONFRONTATIONAL PUSSY ASS BITCHES ADMIT IT U CANT FUCKIN DO ANYTHING LIKE A MAN YOUR PITIFUL SHOOT YOUR UGLY ASSES IN THE FACE U NEED TO DIE YOUR MANHOOD IS DEADER THAN DEAD.

[BlowJob]

Oh and sit in front of my computer u do more of that than i do.  Not to mention. I'm the only person u will ever meet that doesn't lie don't tell me people know me and that i don't lie.  I sound cool cause i went out into the world and studied it u nerdy dork and like ive said b4 i dont care to edit and format for u i hope u have to work to read it and it pisses u off.  It is nice that u do it for me tho bitch.  Oh and who cares if i own everyone u do thats y u banned me i dont cheat and i whooped your asses with out evolved so u banned me cause u dont want me owning u all day cause u knew what was gonna happen your sad.  ITS OVER MOTHERFUCKERS I WON COLDFLO CAME BACK AND KICKED ALL YOUR GAY ASSES I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME! PLAYER TO HIT THAT SERVER I IMPROVED THE MOST IN THE FACE OF IMPOSSIBLE ODDS.  YOU CHEATED YOU TRIED EVERY MIND GAME AND U FAILED.  DONT U EVER FUCK WITH ME MOTHERFUCKERS CAUSE I NEVER FUCKIN LOSE AND I NEVER FUCKIN GIVE UP IM A FUCKING LEGEND TO U JESUS ITS SO FUCKING SAD ALL U OLD FUCKERS WITH YOUR SELLOUT MENTALITIES ARE TRAPPED.

[[BTF]EyEsTrAiN]

And with that, you just proved how stupid you really are. No more comments needed.

[[BTF]EyEsTrAiN]

BTW, I'm Deadman_Walking in irc.

[console]

console your full of shit none of that shit in that log is what u said that isnt a log thats a notepad document u stupid retard. u edited that shit.

It was trimmed down to include what I thought was relevant to the topic... Here's the full log of your you said, and what console said.

[2005-01-26 Wed 09:12:10] 3=BlowJob: timerefesh
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:15:29] 3=BlowJob: bitch
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:16:49] 3=BlowJob: fuck u u asspick
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:24:20] 3=BlowJob: gg
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:33:28] 3=BlowJob: bs
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:33:58] 3=BlowJob: well i won cause i got the identifiable skin
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:34:39] 3=BlowJob: i blew u all
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:34:45] 3=BlowJob: and u had to blow me back
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:35:25] 3=BlowJob: oh its u
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:35:30] 3=BlowJob: i dont mind losing to u
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:38:46] 3=BlowJob: i like the doom3 hud it kicks ass
[2005-01-26 Wed 09:46:06] 3=BlowJob: close
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:14:01] 3=BlowJob: uhh linkin park and quake
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:14:51] 3=BlowJob: uhhhhhhh 1200fps suckas
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:16:38] 3=console: BlowJob, that cheat client is not allowed here... Use a legitimate client.
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:16:40] 3=Chacal^K][L^: =)
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:16:57] 3=Chacal^K][L^: look my ping!
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:16:59] 3=Chacal^K][L^: is good =)
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:06] 3=BlowJob: f los grav
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:18] 3=BlowJob: chacal
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:22] 3=BlowJob: u fuckin bitch
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:22] 3=Chacal^K][L^: yes bj
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:32] 3=BlowJob: i found xains secret
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:33] 3=Chacal^K][L^: hello loer
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:36] 3=console: BlowJob you will be kicked, come back with a legit. client
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:40] 3=BlowJob: i got 1200fps now
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:41] 3=Chacal^K][L^: and what's his secret?
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:17:46] 3=BlowJob: prepare to get blown
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:10] 3=console: BlowJob, that cheat client is not allowed here... Use a legitimate client... bye.
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:14] 2=BlowJob was kicked
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:14] 2=BlowJob disconnected
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:21] 3=Chacal^K][L^: =O
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:28] 2=BlowJob entered the game
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:31] 3=(BlowJob)(private message) Q2E 0.40 Win32-x86 (Jun 29 2004) - 0 -
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:34] 3=BlowJob: chacal is an admin?
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:38] 3=Chacal^K][L^: console u have  abad mod
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:39] 3=Chacal^K][L^: =)
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:50] 3=Chacal^K][L^: observer
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:18:51] 3=BlowJob: what?
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:00] 3=console: chacal, he's using a cheat client
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:05] 3=Chacal^K][L^: me?
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:09] 3=BlowJob: who is?
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:14] 3=console: BlowJob is
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:18] 3=Chacal^K][L^: ohhh i see
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:24] 3=Chacal^K][L^: but he sux anyways lol
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:25] 3=BlowJob: im not the only one
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:31] 3=BlowJob: and who said it was cheating
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:33] 3=BlowJob: i did
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:36] 3=BlowJob: not u
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:55] 3=Chacal^K][L^: damn im @ work..
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:56] 3=console: BlowJob, use a legit. client, or don't play here
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:19:57] 3=Chacal^K][L^: no sound.. =(
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:05] 3=BlowJob: also maybe my 6800gt is cheating
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:09] 3=Chacal^K][L^: but my ping is gooood
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:09] 3=Chacal^K][L^: =
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:11] 3=BlowJob: 123
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:13] 3=BlowJob: maybe u should make me uninstall it
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:23] 3=Chacal^K][L^: !nocheatsay
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:24] 3=Chacal^K][L^: NoCheat V2.34 Code\9265\ Server[67.19.248.74]
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:35] 3=console: i don't have the time to ask you nicely anymore
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:38] 3=BlowJob: chacal u are the console
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:38] 3=Chacal^K][L^: lol
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:42] 3=Chacal^K][L^: noup
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:44] 3=Chacal^K][L^: im not
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:20:58] 3=BlowJob: u made a mistake earlier
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:21:01] 3=Chacal^K][L^: me?
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:21:02] 3=BlowJob: i caught it
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:21:04] 3=BlowJob: console
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:21:18] 3=Chacal^K][L^: NoCheat V2.34 Code\5404\ Server[67.19.248.74]
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:21:23] 3=Chacal^K][L^: bbl
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:24:25] 3=console: BlowJob/ColdFlo you are now banned... i asked you nicely, and you say 'maybe u should make me uninstall it'
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:24:33] 3=BlowJob: what for
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:24:40] 3=BlowJob: what did u say
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:24:44] 3=BlowJob: who is that
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:25:24] 3=console: for using a cheat client, and refusing to stop using it when asked nicely.
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:25:34] 3=BlowJob: im not a bot
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:25:41] 3=Smell Like Goat: blowjob is just a queer
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:25:55] 3=console: you are using a cheat/hacked client... not cool on this server
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:26:13] 3=BlowJob: im just in the zone this music is kickin
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:26:35] 3=console: ok, well, i tried to be nice... byebye
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:26:38] 2=BlowJob was kicked
[2005-01-26 Wed 12:26:38] 2=BlowJob disconnected

I didnt say make me uninstall it i said i got a 6800gt also u gonna make me unistall it?

That was far from obvious at the time.


Regards,

[[BTF]EyEsTrAiN]

And in response he will say, "BLAH BLAH BLAH FCUK PSSY BLAH BLAH BLAH BWNED BY ME, ME ME ME ME, URS SUKS I AM GOD BLAH BLAH BLAH PSSY FCUK BLAH MORE CRAP BLAH BLAH BLAH FCUK"