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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« on: February 03, 2015, 06:22:01 PM »
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! LLOLLL! GET IT WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD? FOR THE OTHER SIDE? GET IT!?!?! TOO FUNNY EH AHAHAHAHA! FUCKING HILARIOUS BRO! AHHHH SHIT laughed my brains out just now! Laughed myself to tears HeEH!  :bigcry:
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2015, 02:34:42 AM »
You're so good at trolling.
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2015, 04:13:44 AM »
You're so good at trolling.

Not Trolling just was Hoping Someone ELSE NOT TROLLING UNLIKE YOUR WOULD REPLY THAT MY JOKE IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL SO THAT WAY I CAN HEAR SOME FUNNY JOKES BUT I WILL GO HANG MYSELF THIS MORNING TO MAKE THE QUAKE II DWINDLING DEMENTIA ALZHEIMERS DEPRESSION/SCHIZOPHRENIA PLAUGED BRAIN DISEASED COMMUNITY OF DROOLING FUCKTARDED Clueless And LIFELESS VEGETABLES! ALL! BUT! LUCKILY....... The Very Troll Who Replied To My Thread Accusing Me Of Such A Horrific CYBER CRIME SUCH AS FUCKING TROLL YOU FUCKING ASSHAT ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE FUCK-FACED FUCK-O FUCK-WAD MOTHER FUCKING COCK-SUCKER MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING TROLL ASS MOFO! IS YOU! MOFO! GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR IF YOU WANNA SEE A MOFO! GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR IF YOU WANNA SEE A COCK-SUCKER-MOTHER-FUCKER THAT TROLLS MY PEACEFUL THREADS. You have Clearly Beeen Dropped on your Head as A Tiny Child My Friend.
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2015, 09:19:20 AM »
I am ashamed to admit that it wasn't until my late 20s that "To get to the other side." was a euphemism for entering the afterlife. I had always assumed it was just an anti-joke.
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2015, 12:31:40 PM »
...

Whatever. Didn't read it. You're stupid.
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2015, 07:14:46 AM »
Hokay....

Which came first,the Chicken or the Egg?

Answer : the Egg.

Know why?
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2015, 09:59:16 AM »
The genetic combining of traits that created "The Chicken" did not exist before the egg.
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2015, 10:21:31 AM »
The genetic combining of traits that created "The Chicken" did not exist before the egg.

Heheh. Was thinking similarly. Indeed, although simpler animal organisms existed before the first egg existed,



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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2015, 11:20:28 AM »
Hey, whatever. As long as we never see these again.

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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2015, 10:11:48 PM »
If you grew up in the 80's, you had at least a couple of those. Even if you never bought any, somehow they'd find their way onto your school notebooks or into your bookbag. The cards were cool. The movie fucking sucked though. There's really no way it COULDN'T have sucked. Some things should just NEVER be made into movies, and Garbage Pail Kids was one of them.
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2015, 10:44:29 AM »
The genetic combining of traits that created "The Chicken" did not exist before the egg.

Yes,it was two Almost -Chickens that combined  their DNA into the egg of the first Real Chicken.
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2015, 03:18:07 PM »
HARDY HAR HAR!!!!
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