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« Reply #90 on: October 22, 2013, 06:28:23 PM »
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You don't know unless you've been on when I have lag

You don't know what lag is. try playing on a 225 ping with extreme lag every day. you would appreciate what you had

fucking WHINE about it golgo.
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« Reply #91 on: October 22, 2013, 06:34:50 PM »
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You don't know unless you've been on when I have lag

You don't know what lag is. try playing on a 225 ping with extreme lag every day. you would appreciate what you had

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« Reply #92 on: October 22, 2013, 07:43:25 PM »
Caesar,

Now that I have re-booted my system, have your problems improved  :?:
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« Reply #93 on: October 23, 2013, 04:17:20 AM »
You don't know

I saw the traceroute. How the fuck do I not know? Do you have Downs Syndrome?

Since this dumb motherfucker isn't happy with the service he's getting around here, I say ban him to prevent him from being subjected to such poor customer service.
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« Reply #94 on: October 23, 2013, 06:55:31 AM »
Somebody please tell me that this is Tubby with another account. I'd hate to think that there's more than ONE person that's this dense breathing all my air.
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« Reply #95 on: October 23, 2013, 09:23:02 AM »
You don't know unless you've been on when I have lag etc and see whether all others have lag etc at the same time.  Even quads says that would mean a server issue.

That's more like the inversion of what I said. My position is that if you're lagging and other players aren't, then we have ruled out a server issue.

But if all players are lagging simultaneously, that still doesn't "mean a server issue". In terms of likelihood, it would mean there's probably a network router issue in SoftLayer's network close enough to the server to affect everyone.

But when one factors in your data about the problem occurring only during specific times of day, that makes it even more likely to be a network problem, and--unless we're certain it's affecting all players--it also suggests the problem is more likely to be closer to you than to the server.


It is PRESUMED otherwise based on anecdotal reports not on actual scientific testing.  No one knows 100% for sure either way.

Why don't you run the goddamned WinMTR trace for 15 minutes while you're experiencing lag, and find out?

However that expression goes about, "I'd rather light a candle than curse the darkness" -- it's the opposite of what you're doing in this thread.


:ohlord:


I can think of another good way for him to show us if it's packetloss. Force AC on him and he will have to use a client with a decent sized and useful netgraph like the one in either r1q2 or APRq2.

We'll get a useful screenshot and he'll be strong armed into helpful action on his own part to insure that his problems can even be correctly diagnosed.. it's a win-win.

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« Reply #96 on: October 23, 2013, 04:43:47 PM »
Lets humor him for a minute. What if the servers were rebooted and he still had issues? He has shit smeared all over his face at that point.
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« Reply #97 on: October 23, 2013, 05:03:19 PM »
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« Reply #98 on: October 23, 2013, 05:03:55 PM »
x'tyfe, he would just pretend that they were resolved.
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« Reply #104 on: October 23, 2013, 05:45:27 PM »
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