Author Topic: I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME!. (Read 11264 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **on:** August 13, 2013, 09:38:50 PM »

I, the greatest most wonderful person ever to post on these forums, now have TEN THOUSAND POSTS. Quintuple digits. Do YOU have 5 digits in your post count? No. You don't.

You may now congratulate me, fucking scum.

soh · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2013, 10:01:14 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9qM99l9Yk

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2013, 10:12:02 PM »

I think it's great that they let retarded people sing.

Seriously, she sounds like she's chewing on a dick. Or she sounds like she's drunk and choking on a piece of cellophane. Take your pick. Words can't express how much I hate that song. Kill her and I'll forgive you for posting it.

soh · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2013, 10:46:34 PM »

EDIT: Makes sense you would know about her. She's from your state. Mere coincidence

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2013, 11:18:28 PM »

Honestly, never heard of her. I just HATE that type of singing. That breathy mumbling shit. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard. Or actually more like when you scrape a salad fork between your teeth.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2013, 11:59:46 PM »

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Cageliness is next to godliness.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2013, 01:09:47 AM »

Congrats!

If I'm ever even close to Georgia I'll stop and buy you a drink

M1SERY · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2013, 08:57:54 AM »

Doesn't come close to some outdoor/fishing boards I'm on. Ive personally seen post counts pushing 60,000. which is beyond ridiculous. So Alpha once again you can go scream in your pillow when your mommy is mad at you.

adz1La · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2013, 09:07:59 AM »

there are a couple forums I've been on..mostly sports related..dudes have over 200k posts..kudos to foc though..that shit takes some serious dedication

fdrjk · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2013, 11:52:25 AM »

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2013, 12:26:38 PM »

:forumking:

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2013, 01:01:03 PM »

At one point I had the dumb notion that I would get to 3,000 before Foc got to 10,000. I should have known that would never happen

2d · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2013, 01:42:15 PM »

You have been found guilty of copyright infringement.
Your usage of the phrase "I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME!" infringes upon my actual greatness.
You are hereby notified and subjected to a legal restraining order along with a summary judgement of actual and punitive damages in the amount of $1,000,000 cash, payable to 2d at his earliest convenience

bow down

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2013, 02:12:58 PM »

I see this as an open and shut case. You open your mouth and everyone tells you to shut it.

But maybe Slick Lawyer will give us his input.

fdrjk · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2013, 03:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Sgt. Dick on August 14, 2013, 02:12:58 PM

I see this as an open and shut case. You open your mouth and everyone tells you to shut it.

lol

Author Topic: I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME!. (Read 11264 times)

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