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« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2013, 03:59:40 PM »
Mr. Focalor, my lovely paralegal Sandy has informed me that your retainer fees are paid in full through to the new year. So allow me to deal with this "claim" in your stead, please.

You have been found guilty of copyright infringement.
Your usage of the phrase "I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME!" infringes upon my actual greatness.
You are hereby notified and subjected to a legal restraining order along with a summary judgement of actual and punitive damages in the amount of $1,000,000 cash, payable to 2d at his earliest convenience

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Dear Mr. 2d,

Are you familiar with the term copyfraud? According to Section 506 C of the U.S. Copyright Act, any person who, with fraudulent intent, places on any article a notice of copyright or words of the same purport that such person knows to be false, or who, with fraudulent intent, publicly distributes or imports for public distribution any article bearing such notice or words that such person knows to be false, shall be fined not more than $2,500. Are you absolutely sure that you'd like to proceed with this? In all honesty, you'd be hard pressed to find one judge anywhere in the United States that wouldn't hold both you and your legal council in contempt of court for even suggesting to bring such a case to trial.

Furthermore, without being too condescending, do you have any proof of your possession of said "actual greatness" that someone might infringe upon? I've been looking around and I can't seem to find any evidence of it whatsoever. I see plenty of evidence to the contrary though.

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« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2013, 07:08:44 PM »
Furthermore, without being too condescending, do you have any proof of your possession of said "actual greatness" that someone might infringe upon? I've been looking around and I can't seem to find any evidence of it whatsoever. I see plenty of evidence to the contrary though.

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« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2013, 07:16:03 PM »
Mr. Focalor, my lovely paralegal Sandy has informed me that your retainer fees are paid in full through to the new year. So allow me to deal with this "claim" in your stead, please.

You have been found guilty of copyright infringement.
Your usage of the phrase "I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME!" infringes upon my actual greatness.
You are hereby notified and subjected to a legal restraining order along with a summary judgement of actual and punitive damages in the amount of $1,000,000 cash, payable to 2d at his earliest convenience

bow down

Dear Mr. 2d,

Are you familiar with the term copyfraud? According to Section 506 C of the U.S. Copyright Act, any person who, with fraudulent intent, places on any article a notice of copyright or words of the same purport that such person knows to be false, or who, with fraudulent intent, publicly distributes or imports for public distribution any article bearing such notice or words that such person knows to be false, shall be fined not more than $2,500. Are you absolutely sure that you'd like to proceed with this? In all honesty, you'd be hard pressed to find one judge anywhere in the United States that wouldn't hold both you and your legal council in contempt of court for even suggesting to bring such a case to trial.

Furthermore, without being too condescending, do you have any proof of your possession of said "actual greatness" that someone might infringe upon? I've been looking around and I can't seem to find any evidence of it whatsoever. I see plenty of evidence to the contrary though.

Thank you sir for your expert legal interpretation of the situation.  :righteous:

It is always nice to get the opinion of someone who works in the field.
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« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2013, 07:38:35 PM »
Always great to have the guys down at Heckle and Finkman in my corner. Helps me sleep better at night.
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« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2013, 07:49:08 PM »
I was going to mention about how 2dum might respond to the title of this thread, but then I thought "Who gives a fuck about 2dum?"  lol
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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2013, 08:43:10 PM »
Pretender to the throne. All he is.
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« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2013, 03:34:56 AM »
I would see 10000 post as a wake up call.

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« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2013, 08:26:34 AM »
Me too. You need to wake up and call someone who gives a shit about your opinion.

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« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2013, 01:52:52 PM »
If he sees a post count as a "wake up call" after the retarded shit he's done, pfft.
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« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2013, 02:14:16 PM »
I don't follow...
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« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2013, 02:31:45 PM »
I would see 10000 post as a wake up call.

If he sees a post count as a "wake up call" after the retarded shit he's done, pfft.
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« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2013, 03:56:08 PM »
I think he is saying couch is the one needing the wave up call.
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« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2013, 05:02:01 PM »
 I think hes saying Armor is gay for pay.
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« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2013, 05:28:27 PM »
Look very very closely. I mean really super close. Can you spot the lesbians in this picture? Take as much time as you need.













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« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2013, 04:14:27 AM »
Off topic, but I'll let it slide  :evilgrin:
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