What to do?

[Sgt. Dick]

It is most likely a troll thread.

I was just stating my opinion of the characters in the story, if it were true.

[haunted]

Oh, the 2nd line was addressed to him, not you. I forgot to specify that although that was probably obvious.

[ex]

Yeah man, this ain't what we're all about here.  We're more about talking about Golgo's prolapse after having 10 black guys over.  Quality is an attribute we are keen on here.   

[Sgt. Dick]

Oh, the 2nd line was addressed to him, not you. I forgot to specify that although that was probably obvious.

 

[The Dreaming Dragon]

I would quietly remove her hand from me and give her a small lecture. I must assume if she is willing to cheat on my friend,she'd be equally likely to cheat on ME,so no thought of reciprocating would cross my mind. I'd point that out to her after asking,"If I let this happen,how worthy of your trust would I be then?". A fair question and a telling one.

But I would NOT tell my friend about it,in the hopes she would see the error of her ways.Unless another incident happens with her occurs with someone else ,then I owe it to my friend to show she is irredemable.

[[420]HR]

nice 1 dragon i like your point of view

[|iR|Focalor]

 
Yeah. Hold your tongue. Meanwhile she's running all over town sucking 20 different dicks and making your friend look like a fucking chump. Some friend you are.

If a cunt will do it once, she'll always do it more than once. What are you supposed to do, sit on it and hope shit cures itself? Fuck that. When there's a little cancer on your nutsack, you cut it out NOW, not later when it spreads and does more damage.

And "cancer" is a great way to look at it. There's two types of women. There's the loyal and useful type, and then there's the bloodsucking dishonest types with a princess complex. You can't fucking change them. Their condition is terminal. You can wait around and hope shit works out, but it won't. All you'll do is waste your time and hate yourself for it. You're better off being sad that you kicked a decent looking piece of ass to the curb. These scuzzy two-faced bitches can fuck you in ways you never imagined they could. There's millions of women on this planet and sooner or later you'll get a shot at fucking one of them if you just try it. In the meantime, it's better to be alone and jacking it to get your rocks off than to be with some cunt that's gonna derail your fucking life in a ball of flames.

And it's not that I have low opinion of the opposite sex. I have a low opinion of all people in general. Most of them aren't worthy of the trust you'd ever give them. Some of the comments made in this thread alone proves it.
 

[fdrjk]

money over bitches

or maybe it was the other way around

[ex]

I would quietly remove her hand from me and give her a small lecture. I must assume if she is willing to cheatonmy friend,she'd be equallylikely tocheato ME,so no thought of reciprocating would cross my mind. Id point that out to her after asking,"If I let this happen,how worthy of your trust would I be then?". A fair question and a telling one.

But I would NOT tell my friend about it,in the hopes she would see the error of her ways.Unless another incident happens with her occurs with someone else ,then I owe it to my friend to show she is irredemable.

Yeah, sorry Dragon, but I gotta agree with Focalor on this one.  Holding your tounge and simply "talking her down" is a horrible way to handle that kind of situation.  It makes the relationship between you and your friend worsen, and does nothing to stop her, because if YOU don't give up the dick to her, she WILL get it from the next guy down the road.

I actually like Foc's suggestion the best really.  I mean, I'm pretty bad, so I'd probably go ahead and fuck her, UNLESS this was a friend of some import and/or a long standing friendship that I wouldn't want to compromise over some slut girlfriend of his.  My personal experience in this matter actually is what I said just now:  My friend's girl sat on my pants and started grinding me, taking my hands and moving them towards her tits up under her shirt.  It took almost every ounce of self-control I had to stand up and walk away from her; I told my friend, and he said he knows how she is, and was surprised I didn't go ahead and fuck her.  The relationship folded soon thereafter as well.  The point is, I value that friend over the piece of ass he was with, so that's why I decided to walk away.  I felt like a better man going home that night, and cried in the shower jacking off with some lotion body wash.

[fdrjk]

what better way to handle social situations than to ask how to handle them on tastyspleen?

[The Dreaming Dragon]

I often take into consideration the reasons WHY a situation occurs when making judgement calls like this. And there could be many,ranging from the lady being a psychotic bitch out to mess with her husband's peace of mind to someone being a broken neglected thing just wanting any sort of attention and thinking so little of herself she offers her body just to feel someone holding her,and settling for the simplist route to that:a sad parody of affection. The conversation during the lecture would help determine that.

If she IS irredemable then waiting for the 1001st time won't be too long in coming,then I would act on my obligation to save my friend from a bad situation. And if my "friend" turns out to be the abusive monster,then is he worthy of friendship? Who would need saving in that case? I still wouldn't take advantage of her in either senario and any advice I'd give would be sincere,whether to help him away from her,or her away from him.

[ex]

I often take into consideration the reasons WHY a situation occurs when making judgement calls like this. And there could be many,ranging from the lady being a psychotic bitch out to mess with her husband's peace of mind to someone being a broken neglected thing just wanting any sort of attention and thinking so little of herself she offers her body just to feel someone holding her,and settling for the simplist route to that:a sad parody of affection. The conversation during the lecture would help determine that.

If she IS irredemable then waiting for the 1001st time won't be too long in coming,then I would act on my obligation to save my friend from a bad situation. And if my "friend" turns out to be the abusive monster,then is he worthy of friendship? Who would need saving in that case? I still wouldn't take advantage of her in either senario and any advice I'd give would be sincere,whether to help him away from her,or her away from him.

I know where you're coming from; if you just sit down with a person and psycho-analyze them, you can get to the person's core and can save them.  There are, unfortunately, some people simply don't have that "core" that you are seeking to find; it's simply black, blank nothing inside.  Usually this is the case with trash-like types, and from what sounds like, HR[420]'s friend's wife is exactly that:  pure and complete trash.

Sometimes it's better to back away in general when you're in a trash scenario.  Trying to help trash get clean will only result in you getting dirtied up yourself, and be involved in the cleanup process for months to come.  :>

[|iR|Focalor]

what better way to handle social situations than to ask how to handle them on tastyspleen?

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THIS.

By the way... my cousin-in-law just discovered that after about 10 years of marriage that she's a lesbian. Her social security number is 444-33-2222. She wipes her ass with her left hand only, never the right. Any advice I could give her? 

[Sgt. Dick]

Is she hot 

[|iR|Focalor]

In a "bus covered with leprosy hit her square in the face at 80mph" sorta way, yeah.