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Offline [420]HR

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« on: July 14, 2013, 06:36:44 AM »
you wake up one morning to take a leak, you head for the coffee pot and your buddies wife grabs you by the dick.
what do you do?
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2013, 07:48:25 AM »
You don't mess with another man's wife.
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2013, 08:55:49 AM »
Personally, I'd fuck her.  If she's willing to cheat, their marriage is over anyway.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2013, 09:07:52 AM »
depends on how good of a friend he is..and how bad he is going to fuck you up upon notice..awesome troll topic btw.


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Re: What to do?
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2013, 09:10:53 AM »
you wake up one morning to take a leak, you head for the coffee pot and your buddies wife grabs you by the dick.
what do you do?

1) don't keep coffee pot in bathroom.
2) don't let buddies wife sleep in bathroom.
3) not much of a wife if she does that, no?
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2013, 09:35:22 AM »
I guess next time ill have to be a bit more descriptive and clear about the details for those of you who lack common sense.
I figured it was simple enough but i guess not, wouldn't want to confuse anyone now would we Friar?
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2013, 09:59:30 AM »
Seems simple enough,  1 and 2 were jokes.
3 was his serious thoughts.

I vote you rub one out and head back to bed.

Was a good buddy I'd be tempted to give him a heads up.
Bout the mrs., not the rubbing one out.

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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 12:43:58 PM »
Rub one out haha, i should have thought about that before my other head took over.  Seriously tho, the thought of some warm snatch sounded better than fucking my hand for the billionth time. Needless to say we are still good friends and harbor no ill will, he said and i quote " We've been done and ive been gettin some from her sister anyways so fuck it".
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2013, 01:40:50 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2013, 01:49:33 PM »
I don't get the point of this question. Why ask it if you've already acted? Unless you just felt compelled to brag about it. Nailing someone elses wife can be excused if you didn't know she was married, or didn't know the guy she was married to, or maybe you DID know him and didn't like him and wanted to do something to piss him off. But nailing your friend's wife? That's pretty fucked up. That shows that you ain't that great of a friend and this guy has plenty of reason not to trust you. Furthermore, if he's still married to her and says that he doesn't care, then he's probably lying and you shouldn't exactly trust him anymore either. On the outs or not, if a man marries a woman and decides to kick her to the curb, he still owns that pussy in a way. And even though he may have tossed it aside, he's still probably gonna feel stabbed in the back if you touch it before the divorce is final, especially since you did it without his permission first.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2013, 02:39:44 PM »
yes it has happened and i feel a little shady about it but i just wanted some outside opinions on the matter
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2013, 03:36:13 PM »
Personally, I would've stood there silent until she reached for my dick, then I would've drug her ass kicking and screaming if need be to her old man and let him deal with her. If she ended up with a few bruises... she obviously fell. The clumsy bitch.

I've had the opportunity on more than one occasion to probably fuck a friends woman. I never did. I always told them all the details of the encounter afterwards and assured them that I'd never go there because their friendship means too much to me. They've started looking at me a little differently afterwards (only for a pretty short time though), which was unfortunate since I didn't do shit and was completely honest about it, but I still rest easier knowing that it's out in the open for them to deal with and my conscience is clean. The alternative would be sit quiet, and I couldn't do that to a brother. It's your job to prevent a brother from being doublecrossed whenever possible. Failure to do so is basically helping it to continue. If a brother of mine knew my old lady was running around on me making me look like a fucking fool and he didn't speak up about it, he'd probably be the FIRST son of a bitch I'd come after.

I don't care how good a woman looks, I just couldn't do that to a friend. Even if they TOLD me it was okay. Even if they TOLD me they WANT me to, I couldn't. Like the old saying, you never shit where you eat. There's too much potential for hurt feelings and blowback no matter what someone says. Plus, I just find it impossible to look at a woman as a sexual being if someone I know has ever marked her as theirs. I know people who would have no problem with it if it were sanctioned. I just think I'll probably live longer if I stay cautious. No pussy's worth a bullet.
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2013, 05:54:33 PM »
I consider the wife to be trash. 

Just because the wife is trash does not mean you had to accept the offer.

Since you accepted the offer, I can't say I would feel any different about you.
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2013, 05:56:00 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2013, 05:57:41 PM »
the story probably isn't even true, and if it is it's like foc said, it's pretty elementary of him to bring this shit to a gaming website for attention.

I don't want to judge you too hard, but typically that ain't what we're all about here.
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