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« on: June 14, 2013, 04:21:56 AM »
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Re: 1+1=2!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 10:01:41 AM »
thats distributed computing which works significantly different than peer to peer networking and is different than cloud computing

cloud computing has storage on several SANs that will hold the actual hard drive for your VPS machines you make and does ram and processing on a specific hypervisor in a network of powerful computers built to run VMs

the brilliance of cloud computing is that when you run a virtual machine on it... its basically just super easy to pick up and move lol you can move it from hypervisor to hypervisor in a matter of seconds due to the disk usage being on a san... and if you need to move the disk to a different san, you just scp or rsync it over the network which won't take very long either assuming you are running gigabyte or 10G lan between your different sans

its also super easy to create machines too, because it basically just makes a few small files for configuration of how many resources that VPS gets to have on that cloud

now... if you are talking cloud STORAGE, again different... cloud storage can be done a multiple of ways, but is just usually a san, or if the company is lazy just a normal file server with a large raid array
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2013, 10:13:23 AM »
One plus one equals two. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FUDDAT!
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Re: 1+1=2!
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2013, 11:52:31 AM »
^^ what he said

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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2013, 02:31:05 PM »
someone from Menlo Park, Ca and Palto alto, Ca connected to my website 1 second apart from each other. hmm weird.


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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2013, 04:40:20 PM »
and that is why nobody should connect to his website.

fucking e-creep is sitting there waiting to log your IP so he can jack off the reverse IP maps and feel powerful
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2013, 06:42:05 PM »
Chances are I'd be jacking off at the same time. How romantic.

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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2013, 06:46:03 PM »
and that is why nobody should connect to his website.

fucking e-creep is sitting there waiting to log your IP so he can jack off the reverse IP maps and feel powerful

Other than the obvious reasons, it's there for stalkers like you. don't you live in California pervish? Perhaps some people like to know the geographics of their potential player base. Dervish = Fail in trying to slander people.
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2013, 09:26:09 PM »
Other than the obvious reasons, it's there for stalkers like you. don't you live in California pervish? Perhaps some people like to know the geographics of their potential player base. Dervish = Fail in trying to slander people.

First of all, let's pretend I have no idea what the "obvious reasons" are and have you actually list them. On second thought, let's NOT pretend, because I actually have no idea what the "obvious reasons" are.

Secondly... It's there for stalkers like Dervish? You get to counter-stalk a stalker? Is that like counter-trolling a troll? Please list all of the other counter-whatever activities you regularly engage in. This is absolutely fascinating.

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2013, 09:37:23 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2013, 09:52:55 PM »
^^ what he said

^^ What she said.

>> What I said. I just said it. Right here.
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2013, 09:53:42 PM »
^^ what he said

^^ What she said.

>> What I said. I just said it. Right here.

^^ What he and I said. What we said. We are both me. The me's are in agreement.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2013, 09:58:10 PM »
^^ what he said

^^ What she said.

>> What I said. I just said it. Right here.

^^ What he and I said. What we said. We are both me. The me's are in agreement.

Acknowledge that he said it while knowing that I said it. Respond to him as he said it although we said it.
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2013, 10:19:58 PM »
and that is why nobody should connect to his website.

fucking e-creep is sitting there waiting to log your IP so he can jack off the reverse IP maps and feel powerful

Other than the obvious reasons, it's there for stalkers like you. don't you live in California pervish? Perhaps some people like to know the geographics of their potential player base. Dervish = Fail in trying to slander people.

lol playerbase... with 2 IPs....

any server with a decent amount of traffic at least requires you to parse the logs and go off mostly network names when you gather the information you are looking for

if you get so few connections that you can look up each one individually... you get too many connections still, just don't even start that fuckin server
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2013, 12:24:44 AM »
WOW Golgo.

That's fucking shady. Do yourself a favor and go get a psychiatric evaluation.

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