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Re: Funny and weird news
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2016, 07:07:06 PM »
What the hell is going on out there?


Indonesian villagers ‘mistook sex toy for angel’

http://www.mb.com.ph/indonesian-villagers-mistook-sex-toy-for-angel/
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2016, 07:17:24 PM »
Some women worship their toys  :evilgrin:

2dum probably worships one also.
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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2016, 11:15:06 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2016, 07:39:23 PM »
The interior of every building over there looks like the inside of a 1960's mental hospital over here.
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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2016, 04:31:41 AM »
Emma Watson's new film is a bust - http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/07/07/emma-watsons-latest-film-is-financial-disaster.html?intcmp=hpff

Haunted, I think you should offer her a place to stay until she can get back on her feet  :lolsign:
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« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2016, 12:13:19 PM »
This is why movies suck these days. If it isn't a remake of something, or a blatant facsimilie of something else, or a film based on a hugely popular trendy book series, then people won't go see it. People only want to go see shit that they've basically already seen and follows the same format as every other thing they've seen, and yet every once in a while they have the cajones to complain that "Like, ohmuhgod, there's tooootally nothing interesting to watch."
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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2020, 03:35:45 PM »
https://www.health.com/condition/skin-conditions/botched-pubic-hair-on-face

‘Botched’ Patient Is Growing Pubic Hair on Her Face After Doctors Used Crotch Skin to Fix Dog Bite


As if being bit by a dog wasn't bad enough.
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2020, 04:51:51 AM »
 :eek:
 :dohdohdoh: at the doctor who did it.
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