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100 things you learned from quake 2
« on: February 10, 2012, 03:49:47 AM »
1) All space marines are 5 foot tall.

2) Lasers are made of orange rocks that follow residential zoned speed limits.

3) Alien languages are formed by taking English and reversing every 4th letter.

4) It is important to block all doors with debris that do not lead straight to your main reactor.

5) In the future, rocket powered pogo sticks will be standard military issued equipment.

6) Projectiles powerful enough to travel through several people, without losing significant momentum, do not leave gaping holes in it's victim's stomachs.

7) Humans are mostly bullet proof... use explosives.

8 ) Grenades are wrapped in synthetic jellyfish tentacles that trigger explosions from chemical reactions to living creatures.

9) All formal military training has been phased out and replaced by a form of extreme parkour.

10) Space marines are addicted to some sort of new super drug. Otherwise life threatening injuries, like 8 story falls, now only cause this drug to be partially leaked from the system. Replenishing this drug through the use of gigantic hypodermic needles restores the marine to peak performance.
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Re: 100 things you learned from quake 2
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 07:39:23 AM »
11) Space Marines can hold a surprising array of rather large weapons on their person and cycle through them very quickly...not sure I want to know where they carry them...

12) llamas are llama
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 08:51:48 AM »
13.) Straight shots of adrenaline heals even the nastiest bullet wound.

14.) All guns can hover and for some reason rotate.

16.) Double Barrel shotguns somehow can carry hundreds of shells at once.

17.) You can fall in a pit of acid and come out almost unscathed.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 08:58:17 AM »
18.) Aliens just stand around waiting for humans to come blundering through so they can shoot them.
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Re: 100 things you learned from quake 2
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 09:04:11 AM »
19. Lava is everywhere!
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 09:05:07 AM »
20.) High explosives and nuclear death beams never take chunks out of your surroundings.

21.) All guns themselves are in fact bullet proof and on top of that not reacting at all when shot.

22.) You can stand on a space marine's head without them noticing.
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Re: 100 things you learned from quake 2
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 09:10:59 AM »
23) Falling on top of another space marine does not hurt them.

24) Buttons cannot be pressed with your hands. You must use your head, belly, or feet.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 09:18:14 AM »
25.) Aliens like to hide items for no apparent reason in tiny nooks around their facility.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 09:38:20 AM »
26.)  Reincarnation really works

27.)  You can't really hold your breath for as long as you thought you could.

28.)  Being squished by an elevator will rotate you 180 degrees.
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Re: 100 things you learned from quake 2
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 10:42:04 AM »

28.)  Being squished by an elevator will rotate you 180 degrees.


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i hate when it happens!!
allways get lost for a second, and then the elevator is already going down again   :frustration:

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29.) You can do high and long jumps, even with an armor in your body, a chaingun in your hand, and a supershotgun, a rocket launcher, grenade launcher, machinegun, railgun, and their ammo in your back!

30.) If youre about to die, you can heal yourself in half a second, even if you're getting stabbed by bullets or rockets in that moment.

31.) Teleports really exist.

32.) Cows are really a pest!

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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2012, 11:02:05 AM »
33.) Space Marines can climb ladders without their hands.

34.) Space Marines are so bad ass, they simply shoot rockets at their feet to get to high places. 





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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 11:03:23 AM »
35). Females can be male and males can be female!  :crap_huh:
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 11:48:54 AM »
36.) Give a banana a gun and a pair of pajamas, and he'll kill EVERYONE.

37.) Touching a first aid kit will heal a bullet it in your head.
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 12:36:00 PM »
38.) They dont slip on banana peels
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2012, 12:50:12 PM »
39.) Boobs don't jiggle
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