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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2011, 04:17:09 PM »
IS IN THE LOGS  :frustration:

[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): TURT
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (.turtle): what
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Enjoying that half mute?
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Oh wait
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Gotta wait a min
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): SO are you enjoying it?

Uh, that appears to be all you, buddy.

I'm with |iR|RICK on this one.


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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2011, 04:23:18 PM »
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« Last Edit: July 10, 2011, 06:24:39 AM by MCS_FaderJok0 »
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2011, 04:31:24 PM »
Well, fine. If you want to mute me based on that, then do it. I honestly won't mind. If it's what you think is best, then I won't do anything about it.

Geez, is this what your mom has to deal with?

The poor, long-suffering woman. :dohdohdoh:

What's at issue here is not whether you're going to "do anything about" being muted, but rather whether you plan to modify your behavior to include less of the same kind of douchebaggery you complained about when others were doing it.


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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2011, 05:22:34 PM »
the same kind of douchebaggery you complained about when others were doing it.

Can we officially refer to this particular type of douchebaggery as "spawngirlery" or "debbiery" from now on? I think either one of those two cunts exemplified it. Although, FaderJok's running a close 2nd now. Maybe it should be termed after him.
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2011, 05:47:54 PM »
I messed with turtle the same way when he wasn't muted.  :dohdohdoh:

Sorry for getting so emo on you concole. I'd hate for this to ruin my day.  :raincloud:
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2011, 06:07:26 PM »
ROFL, fader mad...and raped by quadz, ahah.
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2011, 06:18:50 PM »
 I think after the "child's" behavior last night during our first KOTH in sometime , should warrant a half mute. The kid is clearly undereducated and has a hard time controlling his mouth .Product of multiple failed home abortions, and a mother who has since given up on him. We have done all we can as a community to help this kid grow up, he has proven the argument that some kids need to be beat at birth.
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2011, 06:24:57 PM »
he has proven the argument that some kids need to be beat at birth.

Just some? Fuck it, let's beat them ALL just to make sure we don't miss any.
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« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2011, 06:39:44 PM »
I think after the "child's" behavior last night during our first KOTH in sometime , should warrant a half mute. The kid is clearly undereducated and has a hard time controlling his mouth .Product of multiple failed home abortions, and a mother who has since given up on him. We have done all we can as a community to help this kid grow up, he has proven the argument that some kids need to be beat at birth.
ROFL, fader mad...and raped by quadz, ahah.

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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2011, 08:36:52 PM »
I really think you should get a half mute as well for harassing him like an idiot.

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« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2011, 09:16:30 PM »
I think we should be fair here...fader can be an instigator, is young, etc., but turtle/bonz deliberately go out of there way to annoy people(I've kickbanned bonz before and wallfly has muted both on several occasions). Fader is just...... fader. I think he'll grow out of it ;>
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2011, 12:15:46 AM »
Fader seems OK for me.

But i doubt that some admins in some other server would say the same. haxor

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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2011, 12:50:13 AM »
I think we should be fair here...fader can be an instigator, is young, etc., but turtle/bonz deliberately go out of there way to annoy people(I've kickbanned bonz before and wallfly has muted both on several occasions). Fader is just...... fader. I think he'll grow out of it ;>

well... i was fine with fader myself, he used to be more tolerable, he does act like a kid just like i do (some times, not as bad as i did a year ago i think, and no where near as bad as b4 that :D and yes i am younger than most you fuckers if you forgot that lol)... but lately hes been a real stupid bitch :/

i had no problem with him what so ever, i just wrote him off as being a jokester tryin to kick laughs outa everyone :) no big deal... but now i wont be nice to him considering i found out he was going around behind my back telling everyone hes better than me... thinking about digging up the countless screenshots of me raping him for an epic "fuck you fader noob" post

at least when i talk shit to some one ill do it to their face :)

i would definitely lump fader in with turtle and bonz...
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Re: who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2011, 01:30:59 AM »
He said he was better than you? :ubershock:


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« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2011, 02:57:26 AM »
lol by at some point posting my 500 wins vs him on every map imaginable...
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