who the fuck is bonzai and turtle?

[fdrjk]

 

Near: :p
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Your join code for this match is 3432
Fight!
Near: fyi: I've never played a serious match of dm1
Out of item: shotgun
Out of item: chaingun
Out of item: bullets
(Near): Dropping [Chaingun|Bullets] [Upper RL]
Out of item: chaingun
Out of item: bullets
(Near): Dropping [Chaingun|Bullets] [Upper RL]
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: shotgun
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: shotgun
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: shotgun
Out of item: shotgun
Out of item: railgun
Andy(irkutsk) disconnected
Out of item: shotgun
<<roto entered the game
anticheat <<roto is not using anticheat.
<<roto: goto
Near almost dodged LobsterMunch's rocket
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
KoS entered the game
Near cratered.
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: rocket launcher
Out of item: chaingun
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: rocket launcher
Out of item: chaingun
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: rocket launcher
Out of item: chaingun
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: rocket launcher
Out of item: chaingun
KoS:
<<roto:
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
<<roto: goto
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: chaingun
Out of item: railgun
<<roto: goto dm
<<roto disconnected
Near blew himself up.
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
Near ate LobsterMunch's rocket
bonzai entered the game
anticheat bonzai failed 5 file checks.
Near almost dodged LobsterMunch's rocket
beEZ entered the game
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
beEZ disconnected
Near: yay changing ping
kyuss entered the game
anticheat kyuss is not using anticheat.
Near was blown away by LobsterMunch's super shotgun
Out of item: railgun
Out of item: rocket launcher
Out of item: chaingun
Near was cut in half by LobsterMunch's chaingun
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bonzai: lol

[fdrjk]

No. 2.

Weapon switch: normal
Teleporter mode: normal
Gameplay bugs: all gameplay bugs fixed
TDM Respawn mode: avoid closest
All players ready! Starting countdown (15 secs)...
nerd: naym sucks
Near: So can purri and probably fresh too
.turtle: that map is all about strafing and my team is better
.turtle: that map is all about strafing and my team is better
.turtle: that map is all about strafing and my team is better
.turtle: that map is all about strafing and my team is better
fResh: there is no pro gaming pro players
fResh: ...
.turtle: that map is all about strafing and my team is better
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bonzai: rofl
fResh: there are just no lifes
2
.turtle: my time
1
.turtle: i mean
Your join code for this match is 8911
Fight!
.turtle: not my team my time
bonzai was blown away by fResh's super shotgun
(Near): [Lift] [H:100] [RL:15] [A:0]
bonzai ate Near's rocket
(Near): [Chaingun] [H:68] [RL:14] [A:10]
(Near): [Chaingun] [H:100] [RL:12] [A:10]
ah! entered the game
(Near): [Megahealth] [H:100] [RL:8] [A:35]
(Near): [Megahealth] [H:100] [RL:8] [A:35]
ah! disconnected
bonzai was cut in half by fResh's chaingun
bonzai: rofl
(fResh):

 [ ENEMY - RAILWAY ]
bonzai: turtle
.turtle: what
bonzai: why dont u play
Out of item: machinegun
.turtle: right now>?
bonzai: ye
bonzai was cut in half by Near's chaingun
.turtle: im eating
bonzai: my teammate sucks
bonzai: ok
nerd was cut in half by Near's chaingun
fResh:
.turtle: i would have teammed with u
Near: :p
.turtle: haha sry
(fResh):  [ ROOM - OK ]
(Near): [Mega Armor] [H:99] [RL:4] [A:5]
(fResh): [][ATTACK WATER][]
(fResh): [][ATTACK WATER][]
(fResh): [][ATTACK WATER][]
(fResh): [][ATTACK WATER][]
(fResh): [][ATTACK WATER][]
(fResh): [][ATTACK WATER][]
(fResh): [][ATTACK WATER][]
bonzai: see that
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
bonzai was cut in half by fResh's chaingun
Near was railed by nerd
(Near): [Upper RL] [H:-96] [] [A:0]
(Near): [COWS] @ <[Upper RL]>
nerd was cut in half by fResh's chaingun
.turtle: ur teammate is obviously carrying u bonz
.turtle: ur teammate is obviously carrying u bonz
.turtle: ur teammate is obviously carrying u bonz
bonzai was popped by Near's grenade
bonzai: rofl
Near:
Near:
.turtle: ur teammate is obviously carrying u bonz
Out of item: railgun
bonzai killed herself.
bonzai was railed by fResh
.turtle: haha
.turtle: ahahhahaha
Out of item: machinegun
Out of item: chaingun
nerd cratered.
Out of item: shotgun
Out of item: super shotgun
bonzai killed herself.
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
bonzai killed herself.
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
.turtle: lmao
Out of item: railgun
bonzai: wtf?
Near:
bonzai: someone is doing that
bonzai: to me
.turtle: lmao
bonzai: look
bonzai: when i jump
Near was cut in half by nerd's chaingun
fResh: :/
bonzai: it happens
Near:
Near: :p
bonzai killed herself.
nerd was railed by fResh
bonzai: ?
.turtle: u didnt jump
.turtle: ..
bonzai killed herself.
(Near): [Rail Courtyard] [H:100] [RG:20] [A:8]
(Near): [Rail Courtyard] [H:100] [RG:20] [A:8]
(Near): [Rail Courtyard] [H:100] [RG:20] [A:8]
bonzai: see
.turtle: LOL
(Near): [Courtyard Ledge] [H:100] [RG:20] [A:8]
bonzai killed herself.
fResh: :/
bonzai: WTf
Near almost dodged nerd's rocket
(Near): [Weak NME's] @ <<<[Courtyard]>>>
(Near): [Weak NME's] @ <<<[Lift]>>>
(Near): [Weak NME's] @ <<<[Lift]>>>
Out of item: chaingun
Out of item: bullets
Out of item: bullets
(Near): Dropping [Chaingun|Bullets] [Lift]
Out of item: grenades
Out of item: grenade launcher
Near: ybfnjgb
bonzai killed herself.
nerd was cut in half by fResh's chaingun
.turtle: bonz just doesnt know what to do with himself without me on his team
.turtle: bonz just doesnt know what to do with himself without me on his team
.turtle: bonz just doesnt know what to do with himself without me on his team
bonzai: i know
]condump spam
Dumped console text to ./opentdm/spam.txt.
.turtle: LOL
nerd: this team fucking sucks
bonzai: it stpped now
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
bonzai: u suck
bonzai: 1v1 jump
bonzai: ill rape ur fcking face
nerd was blasted by Near
(Near): [Rail Ledge] [H:100] [RG:10] [A:29]
bonzai was railed by fResh
(fResh):  [RL]

 ROOM
bonzai was railed by fResh
bonzai killed herself.
bonzai: ROFL
.turtle: i think its safe to say that im the best team player on dm1 with good ping
bonzai: he didnt shoot
.turtle: wouldnt u say bonz
nerd was cut in half by fResh's chaingun
bonzai: yeh
bonzai killed herself.
nerd: this is pointless someone duel me or give me a real partner
bonzai almost dodged Near's rocket
.turtle: haha
bonzai killed herself.
Near:
fResh: sad
fResh: ,.,
No Rockets for Rocket Launcher.
bonzai killed herself.
nerd: this is why i stopped playing q2
nerd: no one good left
bonzai killed herself.
bonzai killed herself.
bonzai left team 'Visitors'
nerd was railed by fResh
bonzai: rofl
nerd left team 'Visitors'

[console]

We do receive semi-frequent complaints about these guys being spammy.

I've added a half-mute for now (easiest to implement).  If they still spam PM's, lemme know, and I'll work out a full mute.

[fdrjk]

Thanks concole. 

[haunted]

 

You just ninja'd me, I was suggesting the same thing.

Hopefully they'll get the idea and a full mute isn't necessary.

[fdrjk]

They really won't. Trust me, keep the half mute.

[haunted]

http://tastyspleen.net/quake/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=15947.0;id=10676

bonz what are your comments on this?

[fdrjk]

(MCS)Faderjok: Hey mr half mute
(MCS)Faderjok: heheh
bonzai: ROFL
(MCS)Faderjok: Oh, there's no wallfly here
(MCS)Faderjok: :p
bonzai: i can get proxys
bonzai: idiot
(MCS)Faderjok: Posting that

 

[fdrjk]

Awww someone's a little assdamaged about being muted. 

I say and a full mute. If he keeps the shit up, it's a temp ban.

[haunted]

I will be on the servers soon to address this matter.

Regards,

[fdrjk]

They really won't. Trust me, keep the half mute.

Damn. Called it 10 minutes in advanced.  Perhaps concole will let fantasy become reality.


Regards,

 

[BIG DICK RICK]

[00:42] <uvula> (tourney4) Near: Enjoying your half mute, turt?
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Enjoying that half mute?
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): SO are you enjoying it?
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): LOLOL YOURE HALF MUTED LOLOLOL
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): MAYBE IF YOURE A GOOD BOY YOULL GET IT LOWERED TO 30 SECONDS
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Keep that shit uop
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): You'll never get unmuted
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near):

Prolly the 3rd or 4th time I've seen you harassing him over this.  You acting your age, 15 was it?, and harassing him over being muted, is just as childish as what he did to get himself muted imo.  You really need to learn how to shut the fuck up, my god.  I really think you should get a half mute as well for harassing him like an idiot.

[Arm0r]

 

[Sgt. Dick]

 

[fdrjk]

IS IN THE LOGS 


[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): TURT
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (.turtle): what
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Enjoying that half mute?
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Oh wait
[00:43] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Gotta wait a min
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): SO are you enjoying it?
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (.turtle): Near guess what...u cant beat my time on race :/
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): 60 seconds
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): LOLOL YOURE HALF MUTED LOLOLOL\
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): MAYBE IF YOURE A GOOD BOY YOULL GET IT LOWERED TO 30 SECONDS
[00:44] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): I was half muted once
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): It lasted like
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): a week
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): rofl
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): For you, it'll probably last a lifetime
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (.turtle): i cant believe im faster than u..
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): Keep that shit uop
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near): You'll never get unmuted
[00:45] <uvula> (tourney4) (Near):
[00:46] <uvula> (tourney4) (.turtle): keep what up? stating a fact that u cant beat my time on race?

Turt was still being a retard even when confronted about his half mute. I actually tried to give him advice, because I was actually half-muted at one point, but I waited it out like a good lil boy and it was lifted in no time. But he kept acting like a dipshit when I was going to tell him.

So,  for wasting my time again with out-of-context bullshit.