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« Reply #60 on: January 01, 2006, 02:02:59 PM »
This hip-hoppin chick won the coveted "Rear of the Year" award:

http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/images/Vida_Guerra-document-2185-page-5.html

NOW we're talkin!!!!

I'm not a big fan of the wrangler type jeans, because most of the women who wear them are 3 times my age. I don't object to low rise jeans, cuz they give a great view  :badgrin: but a good ass looks good in (almost) anything.
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« Reply #61 on: January 01, 2006, 02:23:16 PM »
Especially NOTHING xD
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« Reply #62 on: January 01, 2006, 06:13:24 PM »
Those pants are for redneck ass..and depending on who you are...that may or may not be a good thing.

Please tell us in your own words what you think "redneck ass" is. Or better yet, what a "redneck" is. (this ought to be good)

If your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture your a redneck.
If you lie through your tooth, your a redneck.
If your home is mobile and your 6 cars ain't, your a redneck.
If someone yells "hoedown" and your girlfriend hits the floor, your a redneck.
If your dog farts and you claim it, your a redneck.
If you think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off a diving board, your a redneck.
If your working TV is sitting on top of a "not working TV", your a redneck.
If you use a toilet brush as a back scratcher, your a redneck.
If you stare at the orange juice container because it says "consintrate" on it, your a redneck.


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« Reply #63 on: January 01, 2006, 06:22:43 PM »
If your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture your a redneck.
If you lie through your tooth, your a redneck.
If your home is mobile and your 6 cars ain't, your a redneck.
If someone yells "hoedown" and your girlfriend hits the floor, your a redneck.
If your dog farts and you claim it, your a redneck.
If you think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off a diving board, your a redneck.
If your working TV is sitting on top of a "not working TV", your a redneck.
If you use a toilet brush as a back scratcher, your a redneck.
If you stare at the orange juice container because it says "consintrate" on it, your a redneck.

Hey! Who said you could look through my dary uh diry er dairy oh heck the book where I writes everthing about my life down in ???????

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« Reply #64 on: January 01, 2006, 07:19:04 PM »

If you think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off a diving board, your a redneck.


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« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2006, 05:15:22 PM »
All those asses I saw were nice except the two fatter ones! And especially the one of the chick on the porch...she was smokin' hot in the ass dept...!  :heart:
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Re: Dead...?? :-( --------- ALL THIZ AZZ!!
« Reply #66 on: January 04, 2006, 04:37:41 AM »
This hip-hoppin chick won the coveted "Rear of the Year" award:

http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/images/Vida_Guerra-document-2185-page-5.html

All those chicks in jeans don't really have much in the way of an ass IMO.
For smaller, lighter skinned asses, those are pretty damn good (what you and {SX}ENGAGE posted).

But this is what I REALLY would like to get ahold of....
Does this outfit make her ass look big?
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« Reply #67 on: January 04, 2006, 04:48:49 AM »
FUCK NO! She's butch! Shit, it looks like omega!
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« Reply #68 on: January 04, 2006, 05:28:48 AM »
ITS OMEGAS MOM!
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