The worst video/song I have ever seen/heard

[|iR|Focalor]

Yeah, she's got a little retard in her.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Qe5K7UV_0

[ReCycled]

This artist makes me...

...highly aggressive whenever I hear her "singing"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ndoBdm0yY

Hey I like Bjork....well....not everything she does, but a lot. She is very eccentric and is an acquired taste. But far more original and interesting  than your Gagas, Biebers or Keshas.

Who would have thought you could write a rock song in a chromatic scale? She was one of the first:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyEJxzQM24Q
 

[|iR|Focalor]

Some of her videos are interesting and fun, but I still think the vast majority of the dorks on American Idol can sing better. For song writing/arrangement so bizarre and left-of-normal, she should probably have more range to compliment it. A taste I can somewhat appreciate for different things, but not one I think I'll ever find myself acquiring.

[ReCycled]

Not the worst song/video I've ever heard but this has 120 MILLION views. From the opening heavily auto-tuned vocals to the completely programmed computer, synthesised music track - how does this deserve millions of views? In an ordinary world this would be relegated to a sub-genre of dance music. A small niche group of fairly banal club music with minor sales. But I guess it isn't.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw&feature=related
 

[Jman-CRU]

This artist makes me...

...highly aggressive whenever I hear her "singing"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ndoBdm0yY

Hey I like Bjork....well....not everything she does, but a lot. She is very eccentric and is an acquired taste. But far more original and interesting  than your Gagas, Biebers or Keshas.

Who would have thought you could write a rock song in a chromatic scale? She was one of the first:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyEJxzQM24Q
 

Please notice that even though I can stand her at all, I at least called Bjork an artist - something I'd never call a Gaga, Kesha or Bieber... But that's like the only tribute to Bjork I'll ever pay (unless I'm being tortured and forced to do so).

The two links you posted don't work for me (the videos aren't available in my country...) - would you please post the names of the songs so I may have a look? Thank you. 

And here's something we both might agree on... I thought of posting this first, but you already mentioned her... Hehe! Although this song is on "The Crow"s soundtrack, it's...    

Jane Sibbery - It can't rain all the time


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU1jCwyDgxw

And this one... The song itself is really awful (which is why I put it here), but the video is nightmarish and cracks me up at the same time...

Aphex Twin - Window Licker (long version)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-iPwc3C92w

[ReCycled]

J-Man, the one I posted was Army of Me. You've probably heard it back in the 90's. Foc's post was Unravel.
Admittedly she has put out some awful stuff. Big Time Sensuality comes to mind. But some of her stuff is brilliant. Or maybe the brilliance comes from her arranger and not so much her. As Foc commented she has a rather limited vocal range for the diversity of her material.

[lidz]

J-Man, the one I posted was Army of Me. You've probably heard it back in the 90's. Foc's post was Unravel.
Admittedly she has put out some awful stuff. Big Time Sensuality comes to mind. But some of her stuff is brilliant. Or maybe the brilliance comes from her arranger and not so much her. As Foc commented she has a rather limited vocal range for the diversity of her material.

I think the limited vocal range is what makes her great, it is what makes her unique, in her twisting of lyrics, arrangements, phrasing and just wackiness.  She may get in over her head with the arrangements, but it is fun to hear her work in it.

Just like we all know Meg White is an average drummer at best, but her simple pounding tribal beats are what gives the White Stripes that sound.  If she was replaced by some technical god on drums, it wouldn't be the same band.  She may be a metronome with tits, but I would hate to see a better drummer in her seat.

I am all for simplicity and what some call limited ranges/skills for musicians.  Sometimes those limited ranges/skills is what makes certain bands so great. 

[ReCycled]

Just like we all know Meg White is an average drummer at best, but her simple pounding tribal beats are what gives the White Stripes that sound.  If she was replaced by some technical god on drums, it wouldn't be the same band.  She may be a metronome with tits, but I would hate to see a better drummer in her seat.

I am all for simplicity and what some call limited ranges/skills for musicians.  Sometimes those limited ranges/skills is what makes certain bands so great. 

Absolutely true, Lidz. If you're the White Stripes and you're going to perform as a duo rock band, you need to fill up your sound. And she does that with a lot of extra cymbals and double drums etc. Too bad she suffers from stage fright.

Try to imagine ZZ Top with some Vai-like guitarist. It would totally ruin their blues-based rock groove. I think Billy's playing and soloing is perfect. Their style is simple but not too simple. It's a lot about tone and groove. The young guns on guitar today try to say too much.

[Barton]

Focalor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYMHLqpxqIs

2:35 if you can't listen to it all. 

[|iR|Focalor]

Thank god I didn't have a loaded gun on the desk. I might've been tempted to hurt my computer very much badly.

[ReCycled]

I used to really hate these guys. If you took every cliche of 80s emerging video music you would wind up with this video. Kind of an 80s parody although they don't realize it. Add in an untalented singer/frontman whose idea of charisma is a lot of staring at the camera and too much gesturing. Oh and half his hair is dyed. How cool...
 Anyway here's Information Sciety:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuXvpkOLmM&feature=related
 

[|iR|Focalor]

He looks a little like a younger, soberer, and somewhat better dressed Johnny Rotten.

[travolta]

I woke up early this morning to find that my television was still on. I had fallen asleep while watching football, but I guess my woman turned it to MTV2 afterwards. I otherwise would NEVER watch the shit that comes on MTV no matter what. I HATE that fucking channel. Anyway, Headbangers Ball was on, so I figured I'd watch it a bit. I was quite disturbed by what MTV is serving up as "metal" these days. But THIS god damn video in particular made me want to throw the fuck up.

Abandon All Ships - Take One Last Breath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=retblnYamKo

Holy fuckin' sheep shit, I hope this little emo trend of adding disco bullshit to metal/hardcore doesn't catch on. It's taken the death metal sound and scene damn near 20 years to fight it's way up from the underground status it had in the early 90's, I'd hate to see it get watered down and killed off because MTV and similar popular music outlets decided to whore it out by way of bastardized genre-mixing for profit.

Metal was fine the way it was. It doesn't need synth pads, auto-tuner vocals, electronic programmed bass drums, synchronized gay headbanging, jogging suits, fancy emo gelled hairstyles of the short variety, and the all-important homo breakdown in every last fucking song. It's bad enough when these faggot (bundle of sticks) black metal bands wear retarded facepaint and boots with 500 ten inch long spikes all over them.

A really bad Canadian band. Not good. Not good at all. Somebody has to tell these kids not to listen or buy this crap.

Melt Banana - Monkey Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsiht-Be_Rg

[Barton]

nsfw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyyAtGTT9OY 

I didn't link the music video. It might be too much.

[NovaReaper]

Not the worst song I've heard per say, but is a fine example of this "post-hardcore" shit that's been getting more popular lately:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydMDVsC5bVI

WTF? Since when is stone sour/nickelback bullshit considered to be post hardcore? I can't believe what I'm seeing here.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcCOivLG1Ag


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGoUCUtea8I&ob=av2e

This is post hardcore. Whatever you posted is not.