Author Topic: The worst video/song I have ever seen/heard (Read 24408 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **on:** August 24, 2010, 11:21:29 AM »

I woke up early this morning to find that my television was still on. I had fallen asleep while watching football, but I guess my woman turned it to MTV2 afterwards. I otherwise would NEVER watch the shit that comes on MTV no matter what. I HATE that fucking channel. Anyway, Headbangers Ball was on, so I figured I'd watch it a bit. I was quite disturbed by what MTV is serving up as "metal" these days. But THIS god damn video in particular made me want to throw the fuck up.

Abandon All Ships - Take One Last Breath

~~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=retblnYamKo~~

edit: link broke, try this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDgbYF48UPw

Holy fuckin' sheep shit, I hope this little emo trend of adding disco bullshit to metal/hardcore doesn't catch on. It's taken the death metal sound and scene damn near 20 years to fight it's way up from the underground status it had in the early 90's, I'd hate to see it get watered down and killed off because MTV and similar popular music outlets decided to whore it out by way of bastardized genre-mixing for profit.

Metal was fine the way it was. It doesn't need synth pads, auto-tuner vocals, electronic programmed bass drums, synchronized gay headbanging, jogging suits, fancy emo gelled hairstyles of the short variety, and the all-important homo breakdown in every last fucking song. It's bad enough when these faggot (bundle of sticks) black metal bands wear retarded facepaint and boots with 500 ten inch long spikes all over them.

Barton · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2010, 01:10:09 PM »

Even for the scream style that club-pop trance and auto-tune seems totally out of place. Neither of those elements enhance the dark melody of metal. Rather they clash with it. That's why it sounds very bad and weird.

ReCycled · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2010, 01:20:05 PM »

So many choices...so little time. Let's open with Jane Siberry - one of my favorite West Coast artsy, vegan, non-violent artistes. You just want to slap them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izSCsJzyqYg&feature=related

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2010, 01:36:02 PM »

THIS is what metal is supposed to sound like. And I normally can't stand that nu-hardcore bullshit (or whatever they call it these days), but Slayer managed to tap into a little bit with some of their song arrangements on this particular album and it didn't end up sounding exactly the same as all these other bands that seemingly live for no other reason but to copy one another.

Slayer - Disciple

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8db-DRxVKJc

ReCycled · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2010, 04:11:30 PM »

an undiscovered gem. USA.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2u9CvPgwg&feature=related

Chocobo Joe · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:53:32 PM »

Not the worst song I've heard per say, but is a fine example of this "post-hardcore" shit that's been getting more popular lately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydMDVsC5bVI

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2010, 04:23:02 AM »

Reaper is banned from this thread for the duration due to the fact that he is a blasphemous sucker of gay cock.

Chocobo Joe · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2010, 07:09:15 AM »

Huh? What happened?

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #8 on:** August 25, 2010, 07:40:29 AM »

Quote from: Fmsisstupid6 on August 25, 2010, 07:09:15 AM

Huh? What happened?

Thou shalt not shit talk Pantera unless you are referring to their glammy pre-CFH days.

I know I've posted this one somewhere before, but the girly gay retarded dancing is so bad that it bears repeating.

Billy Squeer - Rock Me Tonite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Q6NqUfcrM

Chocobo Joe · « **Reply #9 on:** August 25, 2010, 08:56:34 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on August 25, 2010, 07:40:29 AM

Quote from: Fmsisstupid6 on August 25, 2010, 07:09:15 AM
Huh? What happened?

Thou shalt not shit talk Pantera unless you are referring to their glammy pre-CFH days.

I know I've posted this one somewhere before, but the girly gay retarded dancing is so bad that it bears repeating.

Billy Squeer - Rock Me Tonite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Q6NqUfcrM

If you think that looks queer, wait till you see a Culture Club video... Oh, wait-

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #10 on:** August 25, 2010, 09:12:53 AM »

"I was having more fun than Boy George falling into a barrel full of buttholes." - Larry The Cable Guy

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2010, 06:24:11 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Steven Seagal - Girl It's Alright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

Chocobo Joe · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2010, 06:02:09 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on August 29, 2010, 06:24:11 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Steven Seagal - Girl It's Alright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

Om3ga · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:29:56 PM »

wtf is stevie thinking ?

chasing thugs in n.o, and now this ?

Jman-CRU · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:18:25 AM »

This artist makes me...

...highly aggressive whenever I hear her "singing"
...think that breeding isn't always a good idea, especially not with immediate kin
...believe that some artists don't get their label contract by SINGING, but by exercising exotic sexual practices
...wonder if everyone involved in producing this song and video was deaf, blind, sedated, lobotomized or all together
...feel like I'm being more than just sadistic when saying: "Enjoy the following"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ndoBdm0yY

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