Author Topic: funny names (Read 18255 times)

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #30 on:** December 28, 2010, 07:19:19 AM »

I knew this one guy named Harold Dickey.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #31 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:11:36 AM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on December 28, 2010, 03:27:17 AM

My family once attended the Harsh-Rape wedding.

I once knew a chick with the last name Raper. Depending on your family's origins, last names were sometimes indicators of one's vocation (ex. John Baker, bakes bread). Yeah, you see where I'm going with this line of thought yet?

From what I remember about my great grandfather, I'm surprised my last name isn't Asshole.

fdrjk · « **Reply #32 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:30:42 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on November 09, 2010, 09:16:24 PM

LOL

soh · « **Reply #33 on:** January 09, 2011, 08:01:31 PM »

I think mine is supposed to mean "sword and arms", or some shit like that

... just checked; it's swordsman.

I had a classmate a long time ago by the last name "Apikyan"

... nose picker

johnny · « **Reply #34 on:** January 14, 2011, 11:42:13 AM »

I always get a kick out of names that form simple sentences. For example, there was such a name in the paper here the other day: Matt Smelser.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #35 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:33:05 PM »

Quote from: Escher on January 09, 2011, 08:01:31 PM

I had a classmate a long time ago by the last name "Apikyan" ... nose picker

I used to go to school with two brothers who's last name was Wyckoff. Whenever they'd do roll call in detention and the coach would say "Wyckoff?", everyone would kinda cough in unison and mutter "WHACK-OFF!".

soh · « **Reply #36 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:19:00 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on January 14, 2011, 06:33:05 PM

Quote from: Escher on January 09, 2011, 08:01:31 PM
I had a classmate a long time ago by the last name "Apikyan" ... nose picker

I used to go to school with two brothers who's last name was Wyckoff. Whenever they'd do roll call in detention and the coach would say "Wyckoff?", everyone would kinda cough in unison and mutter "WHACK-OFF!".

The dean during the time when I was in seventh grade, had the name by Mr. Halajian. One of my friends(exhibit A.) who was Armenian and had a thick Armenian accent, kept playing the punching game with me during P.E as an activity

... then he said "STOP! Or else Mr. Cock-o-lajian is going get us in trouble"

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #37 on:** November 26, 2011, 06:45:47 PM »

Denzel Whitaker
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1091701/

That's like being named "Clint Wayne"
"Clint Wayne" or "Robin Hanks"..

fdrjk · « **Reply #38 on:** November 26, 2011, 06:54:53 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1fMo-g5LIs

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #39 on:** November 26, 2011, 07:02:36 PM »

Quote from: MCS_FaderJok0 on November 26, 2011, 06:54:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1fMo-g5LIs

Gouki · « **Reply #40 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:40:59 PM »

Was on the news LOL

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #41 on:** March 14, 2013, 06:24:21 AM »

Work with someone who's last name is a first name and their first name is "Gay." They send out e-mails all the time regarding outside correspondence.

Quote

Sincerely,

Gay Thomas

Barton · « **Reply #42 on:** March 14, 2013, 07:50:28 AM »

Wow, he must of had an enjoyable time in K-12.

haunted · « **Reply #43 on:** March 14, 2013, 08:31:32 AM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on March 14, 2013, 06:24:21 AM

Work with someone who's last name is a first name and their first name is "Gay." They send out e-mails all the time regarding outside correspondence.

Quote
Sincerely,

Gay Thomas

I had a lawyer with the name "Gaylord Gay", beat that haha.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #44 on:** March 14, 2013, 09:26:43 AM »

Quote

funny names

Started by l0ckp1ck

Author Topic: funny names (Read 18255 times)

El Box de Shoutamente