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Re: funny names
« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2013, 04:47:00 PM »
I used to work with a guy named Johnny Gay
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Re: funny names
« Reply #46 on: March 14, 2013, 10:59:01 PM »
The worst was an NFL player. I think his name was Randal Gay. Back of his jersey just reads... "GAY" (plus his number obviously). How gay is that?  :lolsign:

p.s. I don't imagine too many people are tripping over themselves to get in line to buy his jersey at the local mall. :D
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« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2013, 12:46:38 AM »
Theres a guy named "Dick Assman", owner of a patrol station.
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« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2013, 12:48:26 AM »
also, we had a king in Portugal, Pedro V (1837 – 1861). His full name was:
Pedro de Alcântara Maria Fernando Miguel Rafael Gonzaga Xavier João António Leopoldo Vítor Francisco de Assis Júlio Amélio de Saxe-Coburgo-Gotha e Bragança

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« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2013, 03:43:02 AM »
No wonder he only lived to be 24.  He probably died from running out of breath saying his name.
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« Reply #50 on: March 15, 2013, 06:46:06 AM »
another one.
his name is:
James Dr No From Russia with Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living Daylights Licence to Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond

According to the Scotsman, this James Bond fanatic has changed his name to incorporate all 21 Bond films. David Fearn, 23, from Staffordshire is now officially known as "James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live .[you get the idea] Bond", the longest name in deed poll history. Mr Bond, from Walsall, said: "I wanted to be James Bond and now I am - it's the ultimate fantasy. I can't wait for the first time somebody asks me what my name is."

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« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2013, 07:26:21 PM »
I think that the funniest Name would have to be the one I heard my friend jokingly create and make up about his Imaginary friend who was Jewish and black NAMED: Jamal I LOL'D for no goood reason in particular was just fucking hilarious back in the day and at the day. Ah the good old Ripe Golden Ages my son.
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« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2013, 08:13:39 PM »
One of those "you had to be there" kinda things, no doubt.
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« Reply #53 on: September 24, 2018, 01:41:10 PM »


Madikanutz Izichi... is yo name after a night with her I guess.
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