funny names

[l0ckp1ck]

does anyone remeber that chinese bloke dung chow piing? his name sounds like a fucken ricochet. if he was living in irland his name would have been rick o'shea. could u imagine havin a mate named dung chow ping, you go oh dung meet me pal jack, jack goes fuck off dung your name sounds like shit

[decino]

I think Mike Litoris is a pretty funny name.

[peewee_RotA]

Definitely just talked to a person whose name is pronounced Ben Cussin'

I also had a German teacher named Schultz

[[BTF] Reflex]

Mike Hock?


list from Tube Bar prank calls....  I liked Phil Latio

    * Al Brakyonek (I'll break your neck)
    * Al Coholic (Alcoholic)
    * Al Depanzyu (I'll de-pants you)
    * Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer)
    * Al Knockerup (I'll knock her up)
    * Al Kykyoraz (I'll kick your ass)
    * Al Killeu (I'll kill you)
    * Al Rappu (I'll rap you, slang for "hit")
    * Ben Debanana (Bend the banana)
    * Ben Dover (Bend over)
    * Bill Loni (Bologna)
    * Billy McGuire
    * Bob Wire (Barbed Wire)
    * Butchie Pantsdown (Put your pants down)
    * Clint Torres (Clitoris)
    * Cole Kutz (Cold cuts)
    * Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus)
    * Dick Hertz (Dick hurts)
    * Dick Yamada (Dick your mother)
    * Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein)
    * Hal Jalykakik (How'd ya like a kick?)
    * Hank Deshank
    * Hugh Douche (You douche!)
    * Hugh Duct (You ducked)
    * Hyma Domi (I'm a dummy)
    * Izzy Cumming (Is he coming?)
    * Jim Nasium (Gymnasium)
    * Joe Dildo (Your dildo)
    * Joe Mama (Your mamma)
    * Joe Hardern (Your hardon)
    * Lou Kout (Look out!)
    * Mark Miewords (Mark my words)
    * Marty Cone (Maricón)
    * Mike Ocksmall (My cock's small)
    * Mike Ockhurts (My cock hurts)
    * Mike Hunt (My cunt)
    * Mike Unstinks (My cunt stinks)
    * Poncho Mouf (Punch your mouth)
    * Pepe Roni (Pepperoni)
    * Phil Miaz (Fill my ass)
    * Phil Degrave (Fill the grave)
    * Phil Lacio (Fellatio)
    * Phil Mypockets (Fill my pockets)
    * Sal Lami (Salami)
    * Sid Down (Sit down)
    * Stan Dup (Stand up)
    * Stan DePain (Stand the pain)
    * Stu Peit (Stupid)
    * Tim Mara (Tomorrow)
    * Willie Doit (Will he do it?)
    * Willy Etter (Will he eat her?)
    * Willie Facker (Will he fuck her?)
    * Willie Faggo

[Puffs]

A couple of in game one's I can remember are Sir Ramic Hob, and from the original Quake a guy who played on the old Demon UK servers called Mustapha Crap.

[|iR|Focalor]

Mike Oxlong.  

Speaking of Dung Chow Ping...

There used to be a restaurant just northeast of Atlanta in the city of Chamblee called... Dung Chow Buffet. I shit you not.

[ReCycled]

Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezil. Figures...

[|iR|Focalor]

I once heard a story from someone about a black woman who named her daughter Shithead. Pronounced: Sheh-Theed.

[quadz]

I think Mike Litoris is a pretty funny name.

(probably said that to the news crew as a joke? couldn't be his real name could it?)

[Sgt. Dick]

He looks like a older, chubbier Sigma (Sorry Bro)

[[BTF]Sigma]

More like if Arm0r and I had a lovechild. *shrug

[l0ckp1ck]

prime minister of delhi is Sheila Dikshit (born 31 March 1938) has been the Chief Minister of Delhi since 1998. i didn't change it this is her actual fucken name lmao. go google it. she would have had a hard life growing up i bet

[soh]

A long time ago, my older brother was reading college applications to me in his office when he used to work as an admissions officer. And we came across a kid named "Willy Dong". Made me laugh hard.

[soh]

I almost forgot, I once had a classmate in high school named "Kevin Koondigger" 

[Waffle Whiffer]

Capt. Dick Phillips - Captain of the Maersk Alabama who escaped from Somali pirates.