Bad Puns

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A collection of bad puns that I made up for a game idea that got scrapped:

Q: Something that can burn and float at the same time.
A: Flamboyant

Q: A round and supportive rough surface
A: Architecture

Q: An art style that ran out of money
A: Baroque

Q: Too many empty hotel rooms
A: Extravagant

Q: Unable to hear the car start
A: Definition

Q: One dish that holds soup
A: Able

Q: When your tummy solves a problem
A: Absolved

Q: Being tricked by tall grass covered in slime
A: Bamboozled

Q: Removing a smiley face symbol from a school paper
A: Demoted

Q: A deceitful sister that likes to camp
A: Consistent

Q: To lose your knighthood
A: Desire

Q: When a golden haired girl eats your breakfast
A: Disparaged

Q: Amputating Ed's foot
A: Divided

Q: To be taken out of a race
A: Distract

Q: When the letter E comes into view
A: Easy

Q: Atilla's brother ted
A: Hunted

Q: The ability to buy insurance for your horse
A: Insurmountable

Q: Getting off of the gate
A: Offense

Q: A place where chicken noodle sets sail
A: Support

Q: A parent with a lisp
A: Smother

Q: One of the people that thinks your music is too loud
A: Apparent

Q: Cake and ice cream spelled backwards
A: Stressed

Q: Having a brother name Ken
A: Broken

Q: One Fight
A: About

Q: One French measurement of Bread
A: Aloof

Q: Being beckoned by carbonated sodas
A: Coax

Q: Meeting a butterfly's sister
A: Metamorphosis

Q: Growing fruit in Georgia.
A: Impeach

Q: A cow that shows up late to a game of pool
A: Calculate

Q: Two epidemics
A: Parabola

Q: Being cute and jealous at the same time
A: Auspicious

Q: A leg joint located above a pig's feet
A: Mahogany

Q: The primal instincts of a refrigerator
A: Frigid

Q: Telling a crowd to quiet down
A: Locomotion

Q: Having been introduced to a quartet
A: Metaphor

Q: When the Italian government takes your money
A: Taxonomy

Q: Six Barbarians
A: Sectarian

Q: 20 cents
A: Paradigm

Q: Many blood sucking insects
A: Politics

Q: When a wizard makes a mistake
A: Misspell

Q: When a man gets older
A: Manage

Q: How Vikings propelled their boats
A: Thorough

Q: One of a kind technology
A: Technique

Q: Jewelry worn by a cow
A: Steering

Q: To declare something over the internet
A: Eclair

Q: Two health care professionals
A: Paradox



Answer Key in case there are any overstretched meanings:
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Flamboyant (Flamable + Boyant)
Architecture (Arch + Texture)
Baroque (Broke)
Extravagant (Extra + Vacant)
Definition (Deaf + Ignition)
Able (A + Bowl)
Absolved (Ab + Solved)
Bamboozled (Bamboo + Ooz)
Demoted (De + Emoted)
Consistent (Con + Sis + Tent)
Desire (De + Sire)
Disparaged (Dis + Pouraged)
Divided (Divide + Ed)
Distract (Dis + Tracked)
Easy (E + See)
Hunted (Hun + Ted)
Insurmountable (Insure + Mount + able)
Offense (Off + Fence)
Support (Soup + port)
Smother (S + Mother)
Apparent (A + Parent)
Stressed (Dessert spelled backwards)
Broken (Bro + ken)
About (A + Bout)
Aloof (A + Loaf -in a french accent-)
Coax (Cokes)
Metamorphosis (Met + A + morph's + Sis)
Impeach (Embed + PEach)
Calculate (Cow + Cue + Late
Parabola (Pair + ebola)
Auspicious (Aww + Suspicious)
Mahogany (My + Hog + A + Knee)
Frigid (Fridge + id)
Locomotion (Low + Comotion)
Metaphor (Met + a + Four)
Taxonomy (Tax + on + me -in an italian accent-)
Sectarian (Sect + Barbarian)
Paradigm (Pair + of + dime)
Politics (Poly + Ticks)
Misspell (Miss + Spell)
Manage (Man + age)
Thorough (Thor + Row)
Technique (Tech + Unique)
Steering (Steer + earing
Eclair (E + declair)
Paradox (Pair + of + Docs)

[V!RaL]

My favorite bad pun

YOUR MOTHER

[peewee_RotA]

At 5:05, a guy at work said, "It's 5:00, time to go."

I responded, "It's 5:00 somewhere."

He then says, "No, it's 5 after 5:00. I've got to run."

To which I retorted, "It is if space-time is relative. You just can't move in that direction"




(Yes I know it's not correct. It's only TV sitcom style scientific jargon... But I still thought it was clever!)

[soh]

My favorite bad pun

YOUR MOTHER

An extended one that I always will remember to this is "your mom's a women" .

[[BTF] Reflex]

Sorry if it's already here..  This is for peewee..


I entered ten puns into a pun contest hoping to win,
But no pun in ten did.


Ba dum tssssss.

[peewee_RotA]

Sorry if it's already here..  This is for peewee..


I entered ten puns into a pun contest hoping to win,
But no pun in ten did.


Ba dum tssssss.

That one has always been one of my favorites!

[[BTF] Reflex]

Holy crap,  not a single pun in 2011?

[peewee_RotA]

Holy crap,  not a single pun in 2011?

Actually I started a website so that I wouldn't be spamming this board:
http://thepunking.wordpress.com/

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[peewee_RotA]

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http://thepunking.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/chinese-dissident-to-study-abroad/