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Messages - Waffle Whiffer

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/dev/random / Re: Midlife Crisis
« on: September 10, 2013, 07:35:06 AM »
Thinking about something around 29ft with a head, can pull 2 skiers and sleeps 1 man 3 women. :-)

Be sure you stay close to shore, where you can drop them off if they start PMSing

Just need a plank or a yardarm.  ;D Just thought of another problem. I get sea sick. It needs to have some sort of stabilizer system.  :mrdead:

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/dev/random / Re: Midlife Crisis
« on: September 09, 2013, 01:22:31 PM »
better idea

summer home in the woods, because you aren't rich until you have a fucking summer home

LOL, I just sold the summer home. That's where the money is coming from for this. Couldn't handle 2 money pits. I do need to look into the maintenance costs for the boat.

TBH, if you have a ton of money right now, the best thing would be to invest it.  If it's a very sizable lump sum, you can put that in interest-earning accounts and, depending on how much money you have, you can earn anywhere from 7%-25%.  Not sure about the interest-gaining cycle, as some are yearly, bi-yearly, quarterly, etc., but I imagine you have at least 100k, and I'm sure you could get a 10% gaining account on that if you invest.  10% on 100k will get you $10,000 in a single year.

I'm having fun with math today apparently.  ;p  Just figured how long it would take to make 100k @ 10% double; turns out it's ~7.27 years, or 7 years, 3 months and a week.  Hey, I remembered something in math.  rofl

Anyway, just something to consider.   :afro:

Your being too sensible. I am curious though. What would you suggest I invest in that's safe, that will get you 10%. Retirement is only a few years away, so can't afford to loose it in the stock market.

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/dev/random / Re: Midlife Crisis
« on: September 09, 2013, 09:27:51 AM »
I wish I lived near y'all so you could pay me to fix your boat issues. If this was in "The Man Thread" I may have added a bit more. ;)

hehehe feel free to move this to "The Man Thread". I AM leaning towards the boat. After the Atlantic City Boat Show on 9/28 I will need to discuss boats. Thinking about something around 29ft with a head, can pull 2 skiers and sleeps 1 man 3 women. :-)

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/dev/random / Re: Midlife Crisis
« on: September 06, 2013, 08:26:43 AM »
Why can't you have both?  I don't know what kinda budget you're working with or what kinda price line you've come to, but there are all KINDS of boats listed on craigslist for not a whole lot at all and with winter approaching, boat prices will be plummeting.  Then again, I do live only 10 mins away from Lake St. Clair so everyone and their mom has a boat in my area so they are easy to find for steals.  Get yourself a decent boat then go buy your hotroad and put more money towards the car than the boat imo.  Problem solved  :ban:

I'm 30 minutes from a lake and 1hr from the ocean. New boat prices are outrageous. The boat pictured is close to $200,000 new. That's nuts. If I go the boat route, will probably get something a few years old. There is a big boat show in Atlantic City the end of this month. gonna check that out.

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/dev/random / Re: Midlife Crisis
« on: September 06, 2013, 08:13:48 AM »
Get the Boat.  Take women out for nude sunbathing.  :yessign:
Bikinis and waterfront bars. BIG YES!

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/dev/random / Re: Midlife Crisis
« on: September 06, 2013, 08:10:01 AM »
better idea

summer home in the woods, because you aren't rich until you have a fucking summer home

LOL, I just sold the summer home. That's where the money is coming from for this. Couldn't handle 2 money pits. I do need to look into the maintenance costs for the boat.

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/dev/random / Re: Midlife Crisis
« on: September 06, 2013, 08:01:37 AM »
Like my old mans always said, a boat is nothing but a hole in the water that you continuously pour money into. Maybe not if it's some little john boat with a trolling motor that even the crappiest 4banger truck can pull around on a little rickety trailer. But anything else, yeah, a headache waiting to happen.

And cars aren't nearly as fun as motorcycles.

The new Harleys are out now and they have tons to choose from to satisfy most anyone unless you want some kinda crotch rocket. But those are for fags anyway.

I never had a motorcycle. Always wanted a Harley. Just afraid I would kill my self on one. Lots of deer in my area. And the main thing I would do on one is go bar hopping. :-)

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/dev/random / Midlife Crisis
« on: September 05, 2013, 12:39:45 PM »
I can't make up my mind.

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xatrix / Re: just wanted to say hello
« on: June 24, 2013, 09:54:34 AM »
The cows miss you! Hang in there.

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: June 05, 2013, 10:03:16 AM »
Current favorite drink is a dirty (slightly filthy) Ketel (or Goose) martini up with 3 blue cheese stuffed olives. Just ordered an olive stuffer, pitter and "Dirty Sue's Premium Olive Juice" from Amazon to make my own.  :heart:   :bananaw00t:

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/dev/random / Re: Favorite Snack
« on: June 05, 2013, 09:43:59 AM »
Got two 300 packs of the Blue Whales from Canada. They are GREAT!!!   :beer:

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/dev/random / Re: Favorite Snack
« on: May 24, 2013, 07:45:30 AM »
LandJaeger? What the fuck is that? and where do i get some, that shit looks good

The ones on the left are the best. German butchers usually have them. They were the favorite snack for the German storm troopers in WW2. Someone told me they saw them at a Wegmans.

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/dev/random / Re: Favorite Snack
« on: May 23, 2013, 02:45:50 PM »
Landjaeger and beer. Nothing else comes close.  :beer:  Maybe landjaeger and scotch. Those Canadian Blue Whales did look good. Seems they only have them in Canada. There will be 600 blue whales crossing the border shortly. Hope their as good as they look.

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xatrix / Re: MP
« on: May 16, 2013, 02:01:31 PM »
Ya know what really pisses me off? I see all these people playing during the day and I have to sit at work! Not fare!  :bigcry:

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xatrix / Re: MP
« on: May 16, 2013, 01:58:49 PM »
:^)

AND YOU! Wipe that smile off your face or i'll report you to a moderator! hahahaha

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