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What toy should I get?

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Midlife Crisis
« on: September 05, 2013, 12:39:45 PM »
I can't make up my mind.
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Re: Midlife Crisis
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2013, 03:13:14 PM »
Well, first thing, fuck you.  This isn't a midlife crisis; this is you having waaaaaaay too much money.  Congrats, sir, you just earned an overly-rich asshole award.   ::)  BTW, no offense intended.  ;) If anyone considers this a midlife crisis, they'd better be joking.

Now that that's out of the way :D, if I was an overly-rich asshole, I would pick the car because I'm a car fanatic and could give a fuck less about boats.  But to each their own; if you love boating, maybe go for the boat.  Do you wanna drive, or do you wanna sail?
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Re: Midlife Crisis
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2013, 03:58:35 PM »
Like my old mans always said, a boat is nothing but a hole in the water that you continuously pour money into. Maybe not if it's some little john boat with a trolling motor that even the crappiest 4banger truck can pull around on a little rickety trailer. But anything else, yeah, a headache waiting to happen.

And cars aren't nearly as fun as motorcycles.

The new Harleys are out now and they have tons to choose from to satisfy most anyone unless you want some kinda crotch rocket. But those are for fags anyway.
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Re: Midlife Crisis
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2013, 06:24:59 PM »
If it was me, I'd want the boat.  Everyone has a car.  Less then everyone has a boat.

But they're money pits just like foc said.  So are cars too, really.

Bah... give me a crappy old Tarus, a cabin in the woods and rumors around town how if you visit my place the trees will eat you.   :headbang:
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Re: Midlife Crisis
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2013, 06:40:11 PM »
Get the Boat.  Take women out for nude sunbathing.  :yessign:
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2013, 09:38:17 PM »
Piggybacking on Foc's comment...I'm sure you've all heard the phrase "They say that the two best days of your life are the day that you buy your boat, and the day that you sell your boat."
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Re: Midlife Crisis
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2013, 10:00:38 PM »
better idea

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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2013, 01:17:14 AM »
Why can't you have both?  I don't know what kinda budget you're working with or what kinda price line you've come to, but there are all KINDS of boats listed on craigslist for not a whole lot at all and with winter approaching, boat prices will be plummeting.  Then again, I do live only 10 mins away from Lake St. Clair so everyone and their mom has a boat in my area so they are easy to find for steals.  Get yourself a decent boat then go buy your hotroad and put more money towards the car than the boat imo.  Problem solved  :ban:
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2013, 01:37:12 AM »
Piggybacking on Foc's comment...I'm sure you've all heard the phrase "They say that the two best days of your life are the day that you buy your boat, and the day that you sell your boat."

Dad? Is that you?  :D

Why can't you have both?  I don't know what kinda budget you're working with or what kinda price line you've come to, but there are all KINDS of boats listed on craigslist for not a whole lot at all and with winter approaching, boat prices will be plummeting.  Then again, I do live only 10 mins away from Lake St. Clair so everyone and their mom has a boat in my area so they are easy to find for steals.  Get yourself a decent boat then go buy your hotroad and put more money towards the car than the boat imo.  Problem solved  :ban:

In that case, I think the most important question is... is it possible to put a trailer hitch on a new Corvette Stingray?
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2013, 04:59:36 AM »
If you have the money for both a boat and car like that, you don't ask if it's possible, you tell them to do it.   :afro:
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2013, 07:17:40 AM »
Thought I'd mention it.. There's always the wonderful 4th option... a 20 year old girlfriend with big tits. Those are always nice.
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2013, 07:59:33 AM »
Thought I'd mention it.. There's always the wonderful 4th option... a 20 year old girlfriend with big tits. Those are always nice.

and much, much more expensive
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2013, 08:01:37 AM »
Like my old mans always said, a boat is nothing but a hole in the water that you continuously pour money into. Maybe not if it's some little john boat with a trolling motor that even the crappiest 4banger truck can pull around on a little rickety trailer. But anything else, yeah, a headache waiting to happen.

And cars aren't nearly as fun as motorcycles.

The new Harleys are out now and they have tons to choose from to satisfy most anyone unless you want some kinda crotch rocket. But those are for fags anyway.

I never had a motorcycle. Always wanted a Harley. Just afraid I would kill my self on one. Lots of deer in my area. And the main thing I would do on one is go bar hopping. :-)
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2013, 08:10:01 AM »
better idea

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LOL, I just sold the summer home. That's where the money is coming from for this. Couldn't handle 2 money pits. I do need to look into the maintenance costs for the boat.
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2013, 08:13:48 AM »
Get the Boat.  Take women out for nude sunbathing.  :yessign:
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