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tastyspleen.net / Re: 10 years

« Last post by Zeppelin on February 25, 2025, 06:11:25 AM »

wow.
I just opened this after a loong time and saw a recent post from you!
Im glad i was the first on your list

I cant believe Alpha is still here crying about hacking. What a sad virgin loser you are Orbisson/ Alpha!

Quake / Re: The FUTURE of Quake 2.

« Last post by |iR|Focalor on February 24, 2025, 04:08:01 PM »

Quote from: The Dreaming Dragon on February 23, 2025, 05:13:11 PM

Remember the Toxic Monkey cartoons? The website changed names years ago and they were lost.

HAHA! Yeah I think so. If it's the one that used video clips from old Indian/Bollywood and Kung Fu movies where people added their own subtitles. Although you said "cartoon"... that sounds vaguely familiar too. Good times.

Quake / Re: The FUTURE of Quake 2.

« Last post by The Dreaming Dragon on February 23, 2025, 05:13:11 PM »

I'm finding it amusing that games sitting on my hard drive are being given documentaries about their cultural and technological significance in their historical context in YouTube videos. Diablo 1,Quake,2,3. The late 90s sinking out of reach,out of sight for all these youngsters. My room mates and I playing a cat and mouse death match on home made DukeNukem3d build engine maps,on dial-up!

And the joyful absurdity of coming home from a long night's work tossing boxes around, filling a bowlful of good weed as my computer boots up,and with coffee in hand,it was time to spike the caffeine with adrenaline. All the strange models,the ability to change the .wav files to anything you'd like,so each model had it's distinctive sound,often intentionally silly. I even made my own skin and it's floating out there on the server.

Remember the Toxic Monkey cartoons? The website changed names years ago and they were lost. I still pop here and read stuff,but my gaming console of choice is my smartphone, and it is also my IP,and playing Quake 2 through it is possible but pointless. I poked my head in Quaketown,and appreciated the work. But my long commute leaves me little time for it. I play some Mech game on the bus,and my favorite weapons are dual BFGs,the developers definitely copied the mechanics. So every bot I vaporize I think of you guys.

tastyspleen.net / Re: 10 years

« Last post by XANA on February 22, 2025, 11:34:21 PM »

I'm happy to report that after much discussion and a very lengthy heart-to-heart, beaver and I have reached a mutual understanding. I'm glad that we were able to break the barriers between us and see eye-to-eye. We've learned quite a bit about each other and will only become better people because of this.

Thank you for your time, beaver. I look forward to listening to your debut full-length hip-hop record, "The Beaver Inspector".

/dev/random / Re: Whatcha watchin'/streamin'...

« Last post by |iR|Focalor on February 21, 2025, 08:11:50 AM »

HEY! DO YA ABSOLUTELY HATE WHAT DISNEY DID TO THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE!?!

Yeah me too. So I can't wait to see how Amazon ruins the James Bond franchise.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd35zm5zl4o?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

tastyspleen.net / Re: 10 years

« Last post by |iR|Focalor on February 13, 2025, 07:29:17 AM »

Quote from: 0rbisson on February 13, 2025, 04:56:28 AM

We should play some GTA5. Raid the army base and steal a tank

If you need someone to do GTA5 with, I play it on PC. If you ever get on discord, find me in the Tastyspleen channel and gimme a holler. I got headphones with a mic. Probably have to schedule a time though, I can't always just impromptu jump into a game.

tastyspleen.net / Re: 10 years

« Last post by 0rbisson on February 13, 2025, 04:56:28 AM »

Must be a slow day in shitsville. Maybe that or razors dick has fallen off. We should play some GTA5. Raid the army base and steal a tank

tastyspleen.net / 10 years

« Last post by XANA on February 12, 2025, 06:10:18 AM »

Greetings!! Or as the Chinese would say, 我的雞雞卡在窗戶裡了，請叫救護車。

This is your quarterly reminder that I am still here, collecting pieces of information on all of you so I can sell my Tastyspleen dossier to Indian hackers on the dark web.

It's been 10 years since I asked quadz to de-activate my old account, and 15 years since I initially joined this godforsaken corner of the old guard of the internet. Crazy, huh??? It's not really crazy. The passage of time has not and will never change. Do you remember February of 2025? Man those were some good times. That was when everything was so much simpler......

I wanna spend this moment to shout some people out/totally crash out depending on who we're talking about.

Big ups to cowie/Zeppelin, the Xprojects Secret Society (XSS for short) was a long and fruitful endeavor, it was a shame it had to come to an end. I hope that you all take the lessons and/or sexually transmitted diseases we got from our time together and bring them to those you love. Bip For Life.

I wanna give a quick Fuck You to Alpha, I find it very hard to fight against you on the DM server because my eyes well up with tears from the pity I feel for your lack of skill. I've secretly lobbied claire to specifically allow you to use a wallhack just so you can have a fair shot and finally start enjoying this game. I'm rooting for you, my man.

Giving a shout out to IceFox and Ruiner; IceFox is a true homie that I've shared plenty of personal stories and anecdotes with over the years. I have nothing ironic or stupid to say, I wish you good health in this life. May plenty of hot, big-dicked furry werewolf men enter your dreams (and your asshole). Ruiner, I'm glad we kissed and made up, but I think it's best if we stayed friends. I got your card in the mail and it was wonderful, but it's just not going to work out. It's not you, it's me. I think we should see other people. I'm keeping the flowers, though.

To VaeVictis, I'm really glad I could teach you how to finally play this game properly, it was a joy to spend so many hours of this game showing you all of the tips and tricks in this game! I'm so happy to be a mentor, and even (dare I say), a father figure to you, but your attitude just needs a little bit more work. Keep it up and you'll get there in no time!

Going to give a fat Suck My Cock to haunted/adren, I'm sure after you finally shake off all of that rust over the past decade, you'll finally be able to beat me when I'm not using only the grenade launcher! Maybe put in a little bit of practice, and you can handle me with the machinegun too (chaingun's too powerful, sorry).

Shout out to God2dum, your decision to fight me with blaster only and win 5-0 was very unsportsmanlike and quite frankly, hurt my feelings. You'll be receiving an invoice from my therapist for the mental damage this transgression has caused me. Failure to pay will result in a legal injunction to invalidate the results of the match. You've been warned.

Big thanks to Jehar and RottenRose, no memes here; thank you for helping keep Quake and other arena shooters alive in the modern streaming age. In another life, I probably would have been a regular contributor in your community. Oh well!!

To Exterminader, the thousands of zombie computers I have that I've specifically made to connect to your server and harass you have been acting up lately, so I apologize for any lack of action recently. Somehow you've manage to catch and ban every single one! I'm very impressed.

Big thanks to Golgo, the harassment over the years very obviously came from a very deep-seated place of insecurity looking back. True visionaries are never appreciated in the time period that they live in. You tried to give us the truth and we branded you a heretic like the Luddites that we were/still are. I can truly say that you are the Galileo of Quake 2. Embrace it, my friend.

Shouting out Kyper, please let me win TS500 please let me win TS500 please let me win TS500 please let me win TS500 please let me win TS500 please let me win TS500 please let me win TS500 ple

Shout out to beaver, I think it's great that you've done so much in promoting this game over the years and I sincerely apologize for the transgression on your server. I was just checking up on you and I didn't mean for it to come off that way. I don't appreciate the ban in response however, and would have liked an honest, private conversation about my behavior if it was that upsetting to you. There are better ways of dealing with stress than crashing out on social media and putting your deepest, darkest insecurities and traumatic memories out there for everyone to see, it gives off a very weird vibe and unflattering perception of you. I recommend journaling.

And lastly, big thanks to all of the nameless, faceless lurkers here who have either yet to make a name for themselves or are just gawking at the dumpster fires that happened here over the years. You're the real heroes.

If I didn't mention you, I either don't care or think about you at all or you're just not that important in this story. sorry....

I love you all, even my haters and their ugly ass children. Jah is good. Here's to all of our slow marches into nothingness for the next 10 years.

Thanks,
-xana

Quake / Re: The FUTURE of Quake 2.

« Last post by Sgt. Dick on February 09, 2025, 09:05:51 PM »

Nice

Quake / Re: The FUTURE of Quake 2.

« Last post by Mya on February 09, 2025, 10:46:39 AM »

I have a 3d printed model of the edge , does that count?

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