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Bot Drop / Re: Biggest hackers of 2023

« on: December 29, 2023, 07:53:42 AM »

Jesus really does see all.

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/dev/random / Re: What games are you playing ?

« on: January 11, 2022, 02:51:21 AM »

I know what game I'm going to be playing later this year.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4fuMh25GiA

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Science / Re: Lawrence Krauss - Cosmic Natural Selection: Darwin Day Lecture 2017

« on: April 27, 2017, 07:23:51 AM »

Darwin gets his own day?

You people are on thin ice.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread

« on: July 21, 2014, 07:41:43 PM »

You are all wrong. The heart is not the key. The brain is not the key. I am the key.

Repent. Believe in me. Have everlasting life.

And stop arguing.

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/dev/random / Re: The Hate Thread

« on: August 29, 2013, 06:48:38 AM »

It's ok, Jesus Loves You.

More than you will ever know.

Regards,

 

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General Ownage / Re: SIGNAL WARS

« on: September 14, 2012, 01:49:17 PM »

Thou shalt not smite thy member, lest ye be punished by almighty God with the plague of hair on thine palms.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Prayer requests

« on: September 05, 2012, 06:12:57 PM »

Say 6 Rail Mary's, 15 Our Fraggers, and 3 Acts of Contrition. Go forth, my son, and be owned no more.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Prayer requests

« on: September 03, 2012, 10:48:09 PM »

What would Jesus do to keep his kitchen floor clean?

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Prayer requests

« on: June 14, 2012, 09:09:47 PM »

  Jesus - your the man.

I am the Son of Man. I have come to save that which was lost. (No guarantee on data loss due to magnetic interference.)

Regards,

 

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Prayer requests

« on: June 08, 2012, 12:32:59 PM »

Do cows go to heaven when they die?

No. Cows do not have souls. But sometimes they have rocket launchers.

Please dear Jesus, I pray that you grant Faderjok the position of admin, I hope you find it in your heart to give Razor's butt buddy a second chance.

The Lord works in mysterious ways, not stupid ways.

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General Ownage / Re: Avatar 2 sneak peak by David

« on: June 06, 2012, 04:59:11 PM »

noone is perfect...

My mother was perfect.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Prayer requests

« on: June 06, 2012, 04:57:37 PM »

Will I ever be promoted above my station of Cuntstable?

This is the prayer request thread, not the fortune telling thread.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Prayer requests

« on: May 21, 2012, 02:01:12 PM »

Can you help the Atlanta Braves win the World Series this year? Also, since you're all-knowing, can I get some final scores to some college football upset games for this next season?

Sorry my son, but I can't help sports teams. They have to do it on their own. And I'm certainly not going to help you cheat at gambling. I know what you're up to.

Is this season going to be UNC football's time to shine?

I won't be too specific, but not really. Expect the SEC to dominate another year.

Why is it that the only time some people pray is when it's about sports? And speaking of prayer and football, I wish Tim Tebow would cut it out.

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Prayer requests

« on: May 21, 2012, 04:54:31 AM »

Feel free to post your prayer requests here. Prayers may be answered on a first come first served basis. If they are not answered to your satisfaction, please remember that God works in mysterious ways.

I love you, children.

Regards,

 

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/dev/random / Re: Cage free eggs and pork - who cares

« on: May 01, 2012, 10:58:56 PM »

So, who is Jesus Christ

I am that I am.