Did you know that pants are evil?

[Stinger]

Well they are.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsEN3x-V1T8

[ReCycled]

Who knew? But why is he wearing "pants" - the evil subject matter of his rant?
 

[Stinger]

That's me, actually. And those aren't pants, those are super loose-fitting pajamas. My wang pops out constantly. Makes everything OK.

[playboy]

uhh...

 

[Stinger]

Well its explained a little more indepth here: http://www.egodriven.net/antipants/

But basically, pants are a tool used by the upper-class to enslave the proletariat. As long as your testicles are imprisoned, your mind will never be free. So, burn your pants. Pretty straight-forward.

[metaL]

 

[Whirlingdervish]

um the upper class people have more pants than I do..

 

[Stinger]

Yeah, but its just for show. The second they're behind closed doors, they shed their oppressive pants and laugh at the rest of us who they've trained to believe that they're a necessity.

metaL: How much are the pant companies paying you? Or are you one of those people that habitually tries to destroy the agents of freedom and change? I'll bet it was someone like you who shot Martin Luther King...

[metaL]

metaL: How much are the pant companies paying you? Or are you one of those people that habitually tries to destroy the agents of freedom and change? I'll bet it was someone like you who shot Martin Luther King...

I am now dumber after reading this. 

[Stinger]

There's a manual? Even when I was wearing pants, I didn't have a manual... It must be new! Pants ship with manuals now? Shit, they're insidious!

You're better off in a kilt. All I'm saying. The government is trying to control you, via your nether regions, using pants. I don't see what about this is so hard to comprehend...

[X'tyfe]

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

It wasen't one man doing it for 8 years, it was... TEH PANTS  OH THE HORROR! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

[|iR|Focalor]

Right now, it's 27 degrees outside. I love my balls, I don't want them to suffer from frostbite.

[Stinger]

While I can see what you're saying about cold balls, friend, you could be roasting your chestnuts next to an open pant fire right now! That's a warm thing, I assure you.