Funny videos

[[BTF]Sigma]

Lost count after 29. Damn....that company makes good vans.

[UUD-40]

New Game: Count the Illegals
http://boortz.com/more/video/count_the_illegals.html

http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/aug/14/two-people-shot-van-while-crossing-border/?tijuana&zIndex=149377

SOUTH COUNTY — Two people were shot early yesterday while they rode in a van loaded with suspected illegal immigrants that sped north across the U.S.-Mexico border in San Ysidro, police said.

U.S. authorities noticed the full-size van about 4:20 a.m. when they heard gunshots near the border.

The van drove north into the United States from Mexico in the southbound lanes of Interstate 5, said Angelica De Cima, a Customs and Border Protection spokeswoman. San Diego police said Mexican authorities apparently shot at the van before it crossed the border.

About 10 minutes later, the California Highway Patrol found the van, loaded with 42 people, stopped on state Route 905 at Picador Boulevard.

A man riding in the van was shot in the leg and a woman was shot in the foot, San Diego police said. They were taken to a hospital with injuries not considered to be life-threatening.

The 40 others inside — including two girls — were detained and taken back to the port of entry to be processed by authorities.

De Cima said no U.S. authorities fired on the vehicle.

Impressive! Excellent!

[|iR|Focalor]

I've always heard of Mexicans being referred to as "brown" people. They seem pretty green to me, look at the way they fuckin' carpool. It's too bad the Mexican border patrol isn't armed with FGM-148's.

[peewee_RotA]

I've always heard of Mexicans being referred to as "brown" people. They seem pretty green to me, look at the way they fuckin' carpool. It's too bad the Mexican border patrol isn't armed with FGM-148's.

At least the Mexican Govenment had the balls to let their border agents fire at suspicious vehicles speeding through a protected border.

American response:
Agent 1: "Hey look, there's a reckless van packed with an unsafe number of people running from foreign law enforcement who will potentially injure, or kill, innocent American citizens due to their dangerous high speed getaway. Not to mention the fact that they could have committed any number of crimes or be involved in the active drug trade that makes people in vans like this smuggle the drugs for them. What should we do captain?"

Captain: "Well we certainly can't shoot them or try to stop them using any kind of reasonable force. (for fear of being arrested)"

Agent 2: "I know, Let's treat them for free in our hospitals!"

[Chocobo Joe]

I've always heard of Mexicans being referred to as "brown" people. They seem pretty green to me, look at the way they fuckin' carpool. It's too bad the Mexican border patrol isn't armed with FGM-148's.

Where I come from "brown" usually refers to Middle Easterns. And they picked up the carpooling trick from Slavic Europe, where vans are actually used as public transportation.

[|iR|Focalor]

I've always heard of Mexicans being referred to as "brown" people. They seem pretty green to me, look at the way they fuckin' carpool. It's too bad the Mexican border patrol isn't armed with FGM-148's.

At least the Mexican Govenment had the balls to let their border agents fire at suspicious vehicles speeding through a protected border.

American response:
Agent 1: "Hey look, there's a reckless van packed with an unsafe number of people running from foreign law enforcement who will potentially injure, or kill, innocent American citizens due to their dangerous high speed getaway. Not to mention the fact that they could have committed any number of crimes or be involved in the active drug trade that makes people in vans like this smuggle the drugs for them. What should we do captain?"

Captain: "Well we certainly can't shoot them or try to stop them using any kind of reasonable force. (for fear of being arrested)"

Agent 2: "I know, Let's treat them for free in our hospitals!"

Personally, I'm glad they DON'T fire on people without proper authorization or just cause. There's more to gain from capturing them alive and interrogating them than simply wasting them and losing the possibility of gaining any valuable intel.

[Mask]

Bas Rutten - Ba Da Bang! Bang! Bang!

[|iR|Focalor]

Bas is boss.

[[BTF]adam]

British youth, train style.

http://www2.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=9522038

[[BTF]Sigma]

That's pretty funny.

[Chocobo Joe]

Weird Al's tribute to the doors, with Ray Manzarek himself on keyboards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZqciuoiikw

[peewee_RotA]

Figured that this was making it's rounds, so thought I'd post it here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU


Also if you haven't watched any of The Guild shorts, check them out.
http://www.watchtheguild.com/

[ReCycled]

yet another angry gamer...and we wonder where the Columbine trainees come from...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnGYyTlztkI

contrasted with this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHGCZemYusM&NR=1

[jägermonsta]

rofl smash it already, i love the rage, that kid must really suck at halo

[|iR|Focalor]

Moar rage?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GhFUpU4GlY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfz207a7jnE