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Re: The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread
« Reply #75 on: February 08, 2011, 03:54:28 PM »
[03:32] <uvula> 3(tourney4) R0mra: have no desire to play with you thanks
[03:32] <uvula> 3(tourney4) R0mra: waiting on someone else

[03:32] <uvula> 3(tourney4) VaeVict1s: hah why

[03:32] <uvula> 15(tourney4) R0mra left team 'Hometeam'

[03:33] <uvula> 3(tourney4) R0mra: goto tourney2
[03:33] <uvula> 15(tourney4) R0mra disconnected
[03:33] <uvula> 15(tourney2) R0mra joined team 'Hometeam'
[03:33] <uvula> 15(tourney2) R0mra became captain of 'Hometeam'

[03:33] <uvula> 3(tourney4) VaeVict1s: goto tourney2
[03:33] <uvula> 15(tourney4) VaeVict1s disconnected

[03:33] <uvula> 15(tourney2) VaeVict1s joined team 'Visitors'
[03:33] <uvula> 15(tourney2) R0mra disconnected

[03:33] <uvula> 3(tourney2) VaeVict1s: pussy children these days :( anyone in ts-live see that kid? irritating little bastard...



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Re: The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread
« Reply #76 on: February 08, 2011, 04:10:48 PM »


Hey Noobies,

My name is VaeVictis, and I own every single one of you. All of you are scared, fucking noobs who spend every second of your day playing FFA vanilla. You are everything bad in quake 2. Honestly, have any of you even gotten any air rockets? I mean, I guess it's fun voting ztn2dm1 at KotH, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than watching FFA demos.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best rail. I'm pretty much perfect. I was first place on the railz server, and won against slugs once. What mods do you play, other than "Free For all with quad enabled"? I also get straight wins, and rape Golgo13 in 1v1(I just owned him; Shit was SO cash). You are all noobs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Re: The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread
« Reply #77 on: February 08, 2011, 04:13:36 PM »
Needs more ego, but sounds like him :)
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Re: The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread
« Reply #78 on: February 08, 2011, 04:14:59 PM »
Not mimic, mock.

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Re: The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread
« Reply #79 on: February 08, 2011, 04:39:13 PM »


Hey Noobies,

My name is VaeVictis, and I own every single one of you. All of you are scared, fucking noobs who spend every second of their day played FFA vanilla. You are everything bad in quake 2. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any air rockets? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun voting ztn2dm1 at KotH, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than watching FFA demos.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best rail. I'm pretty much perfect. I was first place on the railz server, and won against slugs once. What mods do you play, other than "Free For all with quad enabled"? I also get straight wins, and rape Golgo13 in 1v1(I just owned him; Shit was SO cash). You are all noobs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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damn ur good at that fader
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« Reply #80 on: February 08, 2011, 04:59:55 PM »
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Re: The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread
« Reply #81 on: February 08, 2011, 05:06:02 PM »
Don't forget :) :D >_> -.- XD and your.
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« Reply #82 on: February 08, 2011, 05:47:21 PM »


Hey Noobies,

My name is VaeVictis, and I own every single one of you. All of you are scared, fucking noobs who spend every second of their day played FFA vanilla. You are everything bad in quake 2. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any air rockets? I mean, I guess it's fun voting ztn2dm1 at KotH, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than watching FFA demos.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best rail. I'm pretty much perfect. I was first place on the railz server, and won against slugs once. What mods do you play, other than "Free For all with quad enabled"? I also get straight wins, and rape Golgo13 in 1v1(I just owned him; Shit was SO cash). You are all noobs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Re: The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread
« Reply #83 on: February 08, 2011, 06:21:22 PM »
hey fader... you forgot smiley faces :D
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« Reply #84 on: February 08, 2011, 06:32:30 PM »


hey noobies :)

my name is VaeVictis, and i own every single one of you. :) all of you are scared, fucking noobs who spend every second of their day played FFA vanilla. You are everything bad in quake 2. :/ honestly, have any of you ever gotten any air rockets? :( i mean, i guess it's fun voting ztn2dm1 at koth, but you all take to a whole new level. this is even worse than watching FFA demos. -.-

don't be a stranger. just hit me with your best rail. im pretty much perfect. i was first place on the railz server, and won against slugs once. :D what mods do you play, other than "Free For all with quad enabled"? XD i also get straight wins, and rape golgo13 in 1v1(I just owned him; Shit was SO cash :) ). your all noobs who should just kill yourselves. ghanks for listening.

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« Reply #85 on: February 09, 2011, 01:47:49 AM »
:lolsign: Vae Wordle


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« Reply #86 on: February 09, 2011, 05:08:09 AM »
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« Reply #87 on: February 09, 2011, 09:29:54 AM »
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« Reply #88 on: February 09, 2011, 01:44:09 PM »
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Not really TS-Live related, but...

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