The funny shit you saw in ts-live thread

[playboy]

 

[Pr0c3550r]

Razor must think it's really tough to spot a 150+ pinging idiot who refuses to use AC and who sucks dick at this game even when he's using an aimbot and a wallhack.

I didn't even have to check the logs to spot his aliased ass and ban him the last time he changed his IP.
Next time I see him try to get around it, I'm banning all of Sweden.   



 

A low level ban will work.

 

[peewee_RotA]

I'm banning all of Sweden.

Well there goes all the Action Q2 players

[Whirlingdervish]

I'm banning all of Sweden.*

* from a limitted number of north american instagib servers. Aq2 players need not worry.

[Pr0c3550r]

DO IT !

[DaHanG]

[03:02] <uvula> (tourney4) bonz: hang and naym are pros man
[03:02] <uvula> (tourney4) .B100D: not really
[03:03] <uvula> (tourney4) bonz: and hang raped purri on lan
[03:03] <uvula> (tourney4) bonz: he doesnt need to wall lol
[03:03] <uvula> (tourney4) .B100D: thats why lan is different
[03:03] <uvula> (tourney4) bonz: well he raped purri on lan
[03:03] <uvula> (tourney4) .B100D: no hacking on lan doesnt mean they own
[03:03] <uvula> (tourney4) bonz: raping purri does..
[03:03] <uvula> (tourney4) .B100D: just means purri aint all that he was online either



[03:05] <uvula> (tourney4) (.B100D): i used to play naym and hang
[03:05] <uvula> (tourney4) (.B100D): but they are gay

Never saw this....amazing find.

[playboy]

haha, priceless stuff

[haunted]

<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: lol disconnect
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: what a coward lmfao
<uvula> 3(tourney4) VF.BadGurl: that doesnt make sense
<uvula> 3(tourney4) ReaListiC: waht doesnt
<uvula> 3(tourney4) VF.BadGurl: haunted wanted to play him
<uvula> 3(tourney4) VF.BadGurl: blood doesnt ready up
<uvula> 3(tourney4) VF.BadGurl: then he leaves
<uvula> 3(tourney4) ReaListiC: thats bc haunted owns him
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: because i have computer problems is why he wants to play me
<uvula> 3(tourney4) VF.BadGurl: and blood says hes a coward because he disconnects
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: because i quit
<uvula> 3(tourney4) VF.BadGurl: wtf?
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: i asked him for 4 months to play me
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: he wouldnt
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: the last time he did
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: was the last time i had quit and came back
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: he wont play me unless im just coming back

30 secs later...

<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: wanna play again ?
..
<uvula> 3(tourney4) .B100D: anybody wanna play

[UUD-40]

[22:24] <+RICK> krenz are you gunna jump off a bridge now?
[22:24] <+ZeRo> lol rick
[22:24] <+Razor> Yea, krenz, last time my e-chick broke up with ME; i cried for hours, lmfao
[22:24] <+RICK> is your life completely worthless?
[22:24] <+krenZ> yeah,,
[22:24] <+RICK> i'll push you if you want

[Quest]

16:39:33 * -=[AZ]=-: whats a matter u dont liek rail guns?
16:39:35 * -=[AZ]=-: bitch
16:39:38 * -=[AZ]=-: cant aim?
16:39:40 * -=[AZ]=-: you suck?
16:39:40 * GRK: it's a awesome mod
16:39:51 * GRK: 1v1 is about strategy, movement, and aim
16:39:53 * GRK: not just aim
16:39:54 * GRK: dumbass noob
16:40:01 * -=[AZ]=-: i can move better than you for damn sure
16:40:08 * GRK: if you're a man, follow me
16:40:08 * -=[AZ]=-: im str8 up better than you
16:40:11 * GRK: show me
16:40:13 * GRK: goto tourney
console: teleporting GRK >> ::TOURNEY:: << 1v1 and team matches !
16:40:14 * GRK disconnected
16:40:15 * -=[AZ]=-: goto irtdm and ill show you
console: teleporting -=[AZ]=- >> ::IRTDM:: << Immortal Reapers TDM !
16:40:16 * -=[AZ]=- disconnected

[DaHanG]

really good one there quest.

 

[UUD-40]

[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) UUD-40: goto sleep
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) UUD-40: teleporting UUD-40 >> ::BED:: << good night!
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) UUD-40 wimped out and left. (clients = 1)
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) nincompoop: lol wtf?
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) aZy: wha
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) nincompoop: never seen that before
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) aZy: what
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) nincompoop: go to sleep
[22:32] <uvula> (irtdm) nincompoop: lol
[22:33] <uvula> (irtdm) aZy: hah
[22:33] <uvula> (irtdm) aZy: hah me either

Code: [Select]

//bed
alias bed0 bed1
alias bed1 "talk1;talk2"
bind p bed0
//
alias talk1 "goto sleep"
alias talk2 "teleporting UUD-40 >> ::BED:: << good night!"
 

[SpawnGirl]

Looks like a "lovers quarrel". I guess this means the wedding is off?

(special thanks to Fanny for retrieving this gem for me  )
 
<fanny_> 15:24:55 * [EoM]Focalor: wanna join EoM krenZ?
<fanny_> 15:24:59 * krenZ: yeah
<fanny_> 15:25:07 * [EoM]Focalor: ok, post at our forums             
<fanny_> 15:25:13 * krenZ: aight         
<fanny_> 15:25:21 * [EoM]Focalor: ***ENTOURAGE OF MURDER IS RECRUITING!***         
<fanny_> 15:25:21 * [EoM]Focalor: *******http://tinyurl.com/auo4f*********         
<fanny_> 15:25:22 * krenZ: why did dizzy quit         
<fanny_> 15:25:33 * [EoM]Focalor: ask her         
<fanny_> 15:25:56 * [EoM]Focalor: or ask BTF         
<fanny_> 15:26:40 * krenZ: only if i can get spawngirl's nudes         
<fanny_> 15:26:59 * [EoM]Focalor: Thats my wife dude         
<fanny_> 15:27:06 * krenZ: shu tup...         
<fanny_> 15:27:27 * [EoM]Focalor: I don't talk about your wife       
<fanny_> 15:27:33 * krenZ: is it for real?         
<fanny_> 15:27:37 * [EoM]Focalor: yeah         
<fanny_> 15:27:40 * krenZ: or are you bsing         
<fanny_> 15:28:03 * krenZ: not bad for an emo gay goth         
<fanny_> 15:28:09 * [EoM]Focalor: LMAO         
<fanny_> 15:28:20 * [EoM]Focalor: as opposed to you hitting on Arch?     
<fanny_> 15:28:27 * krenZ: arch is my girl                      
<fanny_> 15:28:45 * [EoM]Focalor: I think she tolerates you   
<fanny_> 15:28:50 * [EoM]Focalor: "tolerates"     
<fanny_> 15:28:54 * krenZ: we're in love       
<fanny_> 15:29:01 * [EoM]Focalor: RAWFL!!!       
<fanny_> 15:29:02 ENTER_GAME:  [1]  "Arch"             
<fanny_> 15:29:02 * Arch entered the game
<fanny_> 15:29:12 * [EoM]Focalor: speak of the devil       
<fanny_> 15:29:19 * krenZ: oh lol         
<fanny_> 15:29:31 * [EoM]Focalor: hey arch         
<fanny_> 15:29:41 * [EoM]Focalor: is it true that you and krenZ are in love? 
<fanny_> 15:29:48 * Arch: hello         
<fanny_> 15:29:52 * krenZ: quiet dude       
<fanny_> 15:30:05 * krenZ: lol         
<fanny_> 15:30:08 * [EoM]Focalor: he says you're in love   
<fanny_> 15:30:26 * Arch: yup         
<fanny_> 15:30:32 * [EoM]Focalor: just wondering if I should buy y'all a wedding gift     
<fanny_> 15:30:48 * krenZ: not yet         
<fanny_> 15:30:52 * [EoM]Focalor: I'll get ya a salad shooter 
<fanny_> 15:31:05 * [EoM]Focalor: one shaped like a railgun 
<fanny_> 15:31:13 * krenZ: lol         
<fanny_> 15:31:34 * [EoM]Focalor: he was wanting to see naked pictures of my wife         
<fanny_> 15:31:40 * krenZ: ?         
<fanny_> 15:31:42 * Arch: ...         
<fanny_> 15:31:53 * [EoM]Focalor: I can show you the condump       
<fanny_> 15:31:59 * [EoM]Focalor: your man is a dirty dog         
<fanny_> 15:32:02 * krenZ: ??         
<fanny_> 15:32:06 * Arch: :/         
<fanny_> 15:32:09 DISCONNECT:  [1]  "Arch"               
<fanny_> 15:32:09 * Arch disconnected
<fanny_> 15:32:13 * [EoM]Focalor: LMAO         
<fanny_> 15:32:14 * krenZ: wtf dude         
<fanny_> 15:32:16 * krenZ: your a faggot (bundle of sticks)         
<fanny_> 15:32:39 * [EoM]Focalor: *is crying with laughter*         
<fanny_> 15:32:49 * [EoM]Focalor: Hey, it's true

 

Gotcha!!!!

[|iR|Focalor]

EPIC.

[playboy]