England Sucks My Nob

[themuffinman]

In Yer Face England!


GOD FUUUUCK THE QUEEN!! LAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!

[Shovel.Ds]

lol...the way you butcher their language they may not want you there, you might want to try English as a second language...hehe, j/k man

[themuffinman]

lol...the way you butcher their language they may not want you there, you might want to try English as a second language...hehe, j/k man

Ye kno lad, ye not very nice te me. Ye mock the way me speak. I'm going with the barmy army down te de pob in Westminishire n hav som good english bobely n som fish n chips with the lads, n try me best te get over ya bad manners.

Har har J/K  I think moving to England is gonna be a real eye-opener! Wer u live Shovelz?

[[BTF]adam]

Im at someones house, just showing him that sweet guitar of bigwigs. ill fill you in in a bit lol

[The Dreaming Dragon]

I was there recently for the first time,and offer these observations:

1.It's Expensive!: I'm American,and I was staggered at how much everything was.It seems that pounds flow out of your wallet at the same rate as dollars(breakfast for 4=28lb,dinner at a Chinease restaurant ran 50lb for 4) but once you realize that 1 pound is nearly 2 dollars then the truth hits home hard! But I assume they'll be paying you comprably in pounds so it may not be so earthshattering.

2.Bad Food!:Maybe I'm spoiled living in a place that has green vegetables that are easily attainable,and possibly a native could feed himself well there,but the nearest thing I could find that was vegetable-like was CABBAGE,and that was in the chinease place! I was hoping to order x and Broccolli,but no dice!And the breakfast bar had GREY eggs and salty pork and sausages that never met meat!Then again I was only there for 3 days,so food should be well researched.

3.Booze: I didn't drink there myself,but what I saw at Picaddilly Circus impressed me---free standing urinals.It reminded me how "grown up" Europe is compared to the infantality of the USA...The London civic leaders understood that the Circus would have lots of drunken males needing frequent piss-stops,and so to avoid the obvious problems,they made freestanding durable plastic things without doors you can stroll right up to,unload,and stagger away.And there was a lot of THAT going down too.

4.NightLife:If you're in London,then be amazed:the babes are fantastic! There were clubs around Picaddilly,but since I was with my sister and her kids I was too busy playing Daddy-Lite to check any out.The subways are convienient,if crampt.

[[BTF]adam]

Alrighty, im home now, back in the warmth of my own keyboard and room so.. heres a brief guide to erm, that place, yknow the one, the lil one...

EXPENSIVE yes compared to alot of places, yet depends on where thee shops, if netto (BIG NO NO, MASSIVE CHEAPY SHOP, TASTES LIKE FRIED POO) then beans are about 3 pennys, but say something like morrisons or you go to a butchers or somethings, its gonna be costly

The people, now, no doubt about it you will encounter some faggots (bundles of sticks) called 'chavs' (If you are unaware what these are, tell me in your next post) they all need a good smacking, and the girl chavs are ugly as foolah!, buttt theres some alright ones kicking about, not much silicone, though some fat people wear very tight tops and its horrid, and old women wear open toed shoes, which is just gag worthy. 

quite a few good places for gigs in london i have read that tons of times
transport sucks and london is so fucking congested with traffic its unbeleiveable, petrols expenisve.

one massive golden rule - STAY AWAY FROM THE BOMBERS! (Now this aint racist) but if you see an asian who looks a bit dodgy, just scram as fast as ya can lol.

lots of clubs dont worry about that, but alcohol, oh dear. i beleive its pretty expensive, a bottle of say scotch would be around the 15pound mark (and thats not even a good one), i know that bottles of sambucca are 18 pound at least, pints of beer are around 1.75 - 2.40 up here.


Anything else?

[Om3ga]

LoL, european accent!

[ĄƦçɧąɳɠҾԼ]

The people, now, no doubt about it you will encounter some faggots (bundles of sticks) called 'chavs' (If you are unaware what these are, tell me in your next post) they all need a good smacking, and the girl chavs are ugly as foolah!, buttt theres some alright ones kicking about, not much silicone, though some fat people wear very tight tops and its horrid, and old women wear open toed shoes, which is just gag worthy. 

chavs ??? have not heard that term.

one massive golden rule - STAY AWAY FROM THE BOMBERS! (Now this aint racist) but if you see an asian who looks a bit dodgy, just scram as fast as ya can lol.

Asian ??? (now this ain't racist), but I thought the bombers were from the middle east.  I don't keep up with the news so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Anything else?

Is it better watching Doctor Who on the telly (sp?) than waiting a few hours after it's aired to get it with BitTorrent?  Can't wait for the next season 

[[BTF]adam]

Okay, ill try to correct myself, as regards to the asian thing, i dont keep up that much either, so im not sure, i just regard it as the same thing (bit naughty really), two, Ooh dont get me started on chavs, but heres a brief description ... WANKERS .., they are illiterate no hopers that are un-intelligent, intimidate people younger and the elderly, make places not nice places to be, hate anyone who's different and look like total pricks, the things they wear are tracksuits (addidas mainly), a cap perched on their head thats got the front bit pointing in the air, Nike shox trainers, football socks tucked into their tracksuits, they are not nice people and unless your one of them you cant get on with them, best avoided or hit. three, i cant anwser your doctor who thing, ive never watched it, but i should imagine its better on telly lol BBC 1 is the channel. ill try find a picture of a common chav..

[[BTF]adam]

Ite, something else need to know bout chavs, they have a habit of wearing burberry shit, as shown in the picture, they talk like the following sentance - yo dis iz ma cru of da landon massiv man innit - (they cannot grasp the english language) ((Bit like omega j/k) ..

[ĄƦçɧąɳɠҾԼ]

three, i cant anwser your doctor who thing, ive never watched it, but i should imagine its better on telly lol BBC 1 is the channel. ill try find a picture of a common chav..

  you haven't watched it, you have at least watched some of the original series right?  That's some of the best science fiction right there, IMHO.
Plus Billie Piper is pretty hot, and Daleks are cool.

Ite, something else need to know bout chavs, they have a habit of wearing burberry shit, as shown in the picture, they talk like the following sentance - yo dis iz ma cru of da landon massiv man innit - (they cannot grasp the english language) ((Bit like omega j/k) ..

There's people like that in this country too.

[themuffinman]

... (they cannot grasp the english language) ((Bit like omega j/k) ..

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Hahahaha!! 
Well thanks that was a pretty decent guide. I just dont like crap food and expensive booze. Food like 'saus 'n' mush' - allow me to use that in context: "Ye want a spot a saus n mosh laddy" - fucking food tastes as bad as that sentence sounds should read that aloud! 
And contrary to what I've heard everybody say, I dont really think British chicks are hot. The weather is just as fucked up as the booze prices apparently. Man I'm starting to think SA is the place to be!

[ĄƦçɧąɳɠҾԼ]

And contrary to what I've heard everybody say, I dont really think British chicks are hot.

You don't think British chicks are hot?

Here's one


Billie Piper

Now tell me she's not hot.

[themuffinman]

And contrary to what I've heard everybody say, I dont really think British chicks are hot.

You don't think British chicks are hot?

Here's one


Billie Piper

Now tell me she's not hot.

ok, besides her 

[[BTF]adam]

Nah dont worry about chicks, theres a fair few good ones Anddd not all places are yer typical saus and mosh places, find a decent pub and settle down to a steak, they aint that bad!

Yes they have chavs everywhere, chavs, also known as the following - Townies, Rude boys, chavvas, pimpz - lmao!, or as we commonly refer them as - dick heads.