This is quite genius:Mary had a little lambHer father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with her,between two chunks of bread.Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,her clothes all tattered and torn.It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,But Little Boy Blue and his horn.Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.Kissed the girls and made them cry.When the boys came out to play,He kissed them too, cause he was gay.Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.Silly Jill forgot her pillAnd now there's little Franky.Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboardto fetch her poor dog a bone.When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.Mary had a little skirtwith splits right up the sidesand every time that Mary walkedthe boys could see her thighsMary had another skirttwas split right up the frontand every time that Mary walkedthe boys could see her ......(but she didn't wear that one very often)
real funny ones there corn, did you come up with those yourself? theyre pretty good
i actually did a close reading analysis of that piece
really? did you do it for yourself or did you do it for a class