Application for admins

[j0rr]

I, [tige]Edvin would like to candidate for admin place in jump server. I visit it almost everyday about 1-8 hours a day. I have completed almost 350 maps and made myself 7 maps in quark and will continue doing them.

[peewee_RotA]

NAME: [tige]Edvin

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in
a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If
that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing
that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes, and I challenge you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

[[BTF] Reflex]

Priceless,  good start to my morning 


Edvin,   I'm not sure that admin on the jump server is based on map completions:  -> See Toxicmonkey

Try the jump sub forum also,  if you havn't already

[jägermonsta]

 

[[BTF]Sigma]

Awesome

[Mandingo[13in]]

What movie is that from Sigma?

[Whirlingdervish]

anchorman

[ToxicMonkey^MZC]

Edvin,   I'm not sure that admin on the jump server is based on map completions:  -> See Toxicmonkey

lol and what exactly is that supposed to mean?  If I could fix maps and stuff I'd be the best admin that this jump server has ever had.

There is, however, a shortage of admins in jump...Edvin seems a likely candidate, he's cool in the server and he can fix maps.  Why not give him a go?



p.s. Nice one, peewee

[HabibGoatAss]

NAME: [tige]Edvin

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in
a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

...

Hahaha Funny as hell man so funny

ADDITIONAL CONDITIONS:  My own Initech mug, um, yeah mmmm and I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday and um yeah that'd be good and um Sunday too , ummm ok then . . .

[WiFi_Man]

NAME: [tige]Edvin

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in
a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

...

Hahaha Funny as hell man so funny

ADDITIONAL CONDITIONS:  My own Initech mug, um, yeah mmmm and I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday and um yeah that'd be good and um Sunday too , ummm ok then . . .

We have the memo right here!

[[BTF] Reflex]

Edvin,   I'm not sure that admin on the jump server is based on map completions:  -> See Toxicmonkey

lol and what exactly is that supposed to mean?  If I could fix maps and stuff I'd be the best admin that this jump server has ever had.

I was trying to think of a jump player who does very well with the mod,  but rubs ppl the wrong way alot.  you just came to mind.  kidding aside i didnt mean any disrespect.