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Six Word Memoir
« on: February 07, 2008, 05:16:11 PM »
Six Word Memoir

The idea is to sum up your life in six words.  i have seen this done with some pretty incredible collections elsewhere.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18768430

Once asked to write a full story in six words, legend has it that novelist Ernest Hemingway responded: "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."

After Harvard, had baby with crackhead.
- Robin Templeton

70 years, few tears, hairy ears.
- Bill Querengesser

Watching quietly from every door frame.
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Catholic school backfired. Sin is in!
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Savior complex makes for many disappointments.
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Nobody cared, then they did. Why?
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Some cross-eyed kid, forgotten then found.
- Diana Welch

She said she was negative. Damn.
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Born in the desert, still thirsty.
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A sake mom, not soccer mom.
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I asked. They answered. I wrote.
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No future, no past. Not lost.
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Extremely responsible, secretly longed for spontaneity.
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Joined Army. Came out. Got booted.
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Almost a victim of my family
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The psychic said I'd be richer.
- Elizabeth Bernstein

Grumpy old soundman needs love, too.
- Lennie Rosengard

Mom died, Dad screwed us over.
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Painful nerd kid, happy nerd adult.
- Linda Williamson

Write about sex, learn about love.
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1.  Use 6 words
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 05:20:58 PM »
made mistakes but always tried again.
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 05:24:30 PM »
born with self-doubt, struggle; found happiness.
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 05:41:28 PM »
I'm too young to do this
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 05:43:23 PM »
but Gator, shouldn't it be six words that form a coherent thought or sentence?  That's the impression I got.

Can't hit the driver for shit.

or

I've wasted my life so far.

either one pretty much sums it up for me. :)
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 05:45:20 PM »
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 05:58:29 PM »
This is something to think about.

It should be one complete sentence.

I love fraggen and shaggen everyday.

And each line has six words.

Including this last line right here.
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 06:01:24 PM »
lone mind, loving beauty, family, QUAD_DAMAGE!
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 06:06:38 PM »
Rather be Happy than be right.
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Re: Six Word Memoir
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 06:18:55 PM »
Differential equations are a pain. Help.

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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2008, 06:19:47 PM »
no life, no girlfriend, i suck
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 06:58:01 PM »
goats, quake, a woman.  buff said.
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 06:58:24 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 07:31:44 PM »
Volume! Clarity! Bass! ...need more bass!!!
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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 07:37:17 PM »
Let's move, this is bat Country
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