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Stand-Up Comedy Vids
« on: January 21, 2008, 05:25:34 PM »
 :ugly_08: I'm a pretty big fan of stand-up comedy. I don't watch TV as much as a lot of people, but when I do, most of the time I'm tuned to Comedy Central. I even have quite a selection of stand-up comedy DVD's on hand in case it's so late at night that Comedy Central has stopped their normal programming to show those stupid fucking infomercials for Girls Gone Wild or Extenze... which increases the size of that certain part of the male body. (I still don't know what the hell they mean by "that certain part", they never say PENIS, for all I know it could make my fucking FEET bigger) So post some of your favorite stand-up comedian's bits. Famous stand up comedians, maybe even some obscure comedian that most people don't know about. Legendary dead comedians, non-dead comedians, doesn't matter, as long as it's a clip from a stand-up act. There's plenty of it out there on youtube, or maybe you have something you'd like to upload somewhere and share. Just some good old fashioned one man with a mic stand-up comedy. I'll go ahead and post a few clips of a few of my favorite comedians.

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPcU62XVHI0

Bill Hicks on non-smokers -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c

Denis Leary on drugs -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68vv1sIyaMs&feature=related

Denis Leary on therapy -
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Re: Stand-Up Comedy Vids
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 05:48:22 PM »
Pablo Fransisco


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=merG2ofETP4

Katt Williams


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93jQI_6G5Cw&feature=related


look these 2 up more, good shit, hours of laughs

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 07:55:16 AM »
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Re: Stand-Up Comedy Vids
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 11:09:52 AM »
Jackie Martling has a book called "Jackie Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book" which I would highly recommend. An excellent little bathroom book. And of course you'll be popular at work after you tell a few of them to your co-workers. One of my favorite little simple stupid jokes from the book was...

What's brown and has holes in it?

SWISS SHIT!
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 03:08:12 PM »
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Re: Stand-Up Comedy Vids
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 09:22:07 PM »
For any stand-up fans out there: This sunday starting at around noon, Comedy Central will be having an all day stand-up comedy marathon, ending with the premiere of the Dane Cook special, Vicious Circle.

Here's one of my favorite Dane Cook jokes...

Dane Cook's first BJ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2u0Vm8z01s

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 05:33:57 AM »
Ahh Dane Cook...

"You know what I like??? Car accidents!" Uhhh ok? I don't get his comedy what so over it's amazing he's even able to make anyone laugh accidentally.
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 06:56:49 PM »
Quote from: jägermonsta on January 28, 2008, 05:33:57 AM
Ahh Dane Cook...

"You know what I like??? Car accidents!" Uhhh ok? I don't get his comedy what so over it's amazing he's even able to make anyone laugh accidentally.

I'm starting to agree. I loved the whole laser pointer ina  bar skit and the acidy spit thing. But he's really starting to lose me. I guess that's the thing with shock comedy. What happens when it's not shocking anymore?
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 09:17:53 AM »
Quote from: jägermonsta on January 28, 2008, 05:33:57 AM
Ahh Dane Cook...

"You know what I like??? Car accidents!" Uhhh ok? I don't get his comedy what so over it's amazing he's even able to make anyone laugh accidentally.

I can't stand Dane Cook. He's just so energetic and obnoxious trying to force laughs rather than display some real comedy.
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 11:52:05 AM »
bill cosby on dentists was really good.  and i like Seinfeld's comedey.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_vvI26NnwE  Jim Carey KARATE INSTRUCTOR!
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