How do you like me so far?

[Gortarzis]

SHITBABOOMBASHKAZAAM!
I am Gortarzis, as my username states. I am new to the forums (O RLY? YA RLY! NO WAI!  ). But I am very familiar with the IRC chat room. (much love to Catalyst, animosity, RottenRose, Jehar, ArT, quadz, RailWolf, Fatknitty, and everyone else whom I have come in contact with, but may have forgotten (you know who you are). And if I forgot you, please, I most humbly beg your apologies , it is 2:03 AM PST, and the majority of my brain has already shut down for the night. That includes my memories and name recollection.) Anyway, hi. How are you? I hope you are prepared to lose whatever is left of your sanity, patience, and self-control. So, to start things off on the right foot: BITE MY ASS YOU STUPID LOSERS!

This me btw:
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/19/Gortarzis%20%28STEREO%29.mp3




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WOW! LOOK AT ALL THE SMILIES! I AM GOING LOVE IT HERE! YAY! YIPPEEE! YAHOO!
                        


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Please forgive me, I am usually not this eccentric, it is the lack of sleep. I am usually a good one, one and a half levels  less eccentric, and wild, and crazy, and annoying, and stuff, etc. Anyway. I think it is time to end this post now. Yup.


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So, what do you think of me so far? Check out the poll I made above, and let me know. Or, just select one of the many spoof options I made, and leave me in suspense. Either way, VOTE ON MY POLL FOOS!!!!!!

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omg. you are officially a dork. you're here just for the smilies. don't lie. 

 

Get Q2 installed so I can beat your noob ass; in the name of Jesus of course.

[Gortarzis]

Catalyst]
omg. you are officially a dork. you're here just for the smilies. don't lie.

Don't you know it! :

[lend82]

Hi,
and happy holidays!

[animosity]

 .................jk calm down spaz. welcome to the forums.......

[DrkKnight]

YOU SOUND LIKE OMEGA . 

[Gortarzis]

Nice avatar DrkKnight. Me likee. 

[Unstable]

greetings Gortarzis

I hope you are prepared to lose whatever is left of your sanity

Negative on that... my sanity went bai-bai a long time ago!

[Gortarzis]

Pointless Poll Update!

Hmmm. At this current juncture in time, 14.3% of you think that I am the most awesome thing since Quake 2. Another 14.3% of you do not yet hold an opinion, and may never hold one. Some 7.1% of think that I am not awesome. Then, 21.4% of you wish for me to remove my ass from your forum and your Quake 2. Then, 7.1% of you, (read, me) think, "AJ." (ALL HAIL AJ! ALL HAIL AJ!) Another 7.1% of you think that 11+ poll options is cool! Some 21.4% think Pi. And finally, the last 7.1% of you, think e squared.

Thank you for wasting the last two minutes of your life reading this. This has been yet another EXCITING installment of Gortarzis' Pointless Poll Updates!!!!! This is Gortarzis, signing off!

[Arm0r]

.....do we have a new internet person (number?) stopping by for a week before we all start with the verbal bitch smacks

[MyDocuments]

Welcome Gortarzis. I don't think you should remove yourself from the forum, or my Quake II. One thing you will need to learn to do though is:

"Bow Down to My Documents"

[X'tyfe]

and the torch is passed to a new attention whore

* X'tyfe hands torch to Gortarzis

[Arm0r]

and the torch is passed to a new attention whore

* X'tyfe hands torch to Gortarzis

ya xtyfe, wtf is with that, don't let em yoink ur crown

[Gortarzis]

and the torch is passed to a new attention whore

* X'tyfe hands torch to Gortarzis

* Gortarzis accepts the crown with a relish, and starts dancing around with it as neon lights flash all around him

Danke schun X'tyfe. I shall fullfill the duties and requirements of my position to the best of my abilities. I promise I will make you proud!

[Project[420]]

i just imagine him typing in a kermit the frog's voice 
 its not as annoying