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Dr_Cornholio

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Post Your Best Pick Up Lines HERE!!!
« on: July 04, 2005, 05:05:51 AM »
Post Your Best Pick Up Lines HERE!!!
Hey yall! I was thinkin ya know why dont we share kick ass pick up lines!
YEEEEAAAAAHH!!!!

Here are some I've got:
1.
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Re: Post Your Best Pick Up Lines HERE!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2005, 05:18:29 AM »
so very much the wrong section of the forums.....  >:(
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2005, 05:19:33 AM »
so very much the wrong section of the forums.....
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Re: Post Your Best Pick Up Lines HERE!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2005, 05:28:14 AM »
Here's a few more good ones:
1.  Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
2.  Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
3.  Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
4.  You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
5.  You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
6.  Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
7.  Wow! Are those real?
8.  I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
9.  Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
10.True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Ok those are kinda old but they're still classics!
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2005, 05:37:12 AM »
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8.  I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
i bet that would work...
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Re: Post Your Best Pick Up Lines HERE!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2005, 05:39:24 AM »
Number 1 still works the best!  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2005, 08:10:35 AM »
"Did you wash your pants with windex, cause I can see myself in them." ;)
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2005, 09:57:30 AM »
Don't need a pickupline with a red sweater.
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2005, 10:07:37 AM »
This one always worked for me:

"Hi, I'm Rob. What's your name?"
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2005, 10:08:58 AM »
"Wow...Your Smart AND Beautiful!!!" "How rare is that?"
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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2005, 01:45:15 PM »
Don't need a pickupline with a red sweater.
lollerskates! damn vikings get all the women
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2005, 11:50:31 PM »
Oh.. so THIS is the section I was supposed to create this topic in!  ;)
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