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« on: December 25, 2006, 10:07:48 AM »
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2006, 02:32:59 PM »
So when's easter?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2006, 04:36:23 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2006, 05:40:27 PM »
easter?  HAX!,   he gets 2 birthdays!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2006, 06:25:42 PM »
Quote from: {SX}Reflex on December 25, 2006, 05:40:27 PM
Quote from: {SX}Reflex on December 25, 2006, 05:40:27 PM
easter?  HAX!,   he gets 2 birthdays!!

Interesting concept - born - reborn.....

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2006, 08:29:14 AM »
Of course Jesus would Respawn.

Too bad that Pontius Pilot pad camped him and made him play jump mod with a big fucking cross on his back.

Quote from: {SX}Reflex on December 25, 2006, 05:40:27 PM
Quote from: {SX}Reflex on December 25, 2006, 05:40:27 PM
easter?  HAX!,   he gets 2 birthdays!!

No I doubt he used h4x for that. He probably just used the goto command to jump servers to Heaven. I am suspicious as to his waterwalking h4x. I wonder what client he used.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2006, 09:45:25 AM »
HolyWater of course..

(srsly, that was an anticheat client before q2advance)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2006, 09:48:41 AM »
Jesus is just alright with me.
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2006, 11:03:57 AM »
I'm trying to be offended at this thread... but I just can't bring myself to it. Legends are born here.
Anywho, you just gotta watch out, because Jesus passes out the h4x to let others use as well. :P
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2006, 03:22:21 PM »
Jesus????

Ohhh you mean Ted Neeley!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2006, 07:44:50 AM »
Who ever he is he can turn water into wine anytime for me and mine.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2006, 05:23:38 PM »
well, i think sigma crossed the line here

im not exactly against it, being christain myself, but i dont think religion should have any part of these forums
just adds fuel to the already burning fires  :evilgrin:
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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2006, 05:54:02 PM »
Awwww it's just a silly christmas thread.


Was poking fun @ it myself....especially the Easter thing.


I went to midnight mass and everything, so I am allowed to do some mocking.
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« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2006, 01:13:01 PM »
Jesus' birth day isn't december 25th :(

Jesus was born six months after his cousin John the Baptist birth. John's birth according to Jewish tradition was during the Passover month of Nisan (March/April). Jesus was born some time between mid-September and october most likely when using the 'facts' from scripture, not the catholic tradition of the winter solstice made in 375 AD.

read: Luke chapters 1-2

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« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2006, 04:36:25 PM »
Jesus' birth day isn't december 25th :(

Jesus was born six months after his cousin John the Baptist birth. John's birth according to Jewish tradition was during the Passover month of Nisan (March/April). Jesus was born some time between mid-September and october most likely when using the 'facts' from scripture, not the catholic tradition of the winter solstice made in 375 AD.

read: Luke chapters 1-2
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(i'm just poking fun :P)

DaHanG's good point is one of the things that has always flabbergasted me about the reaction of most (christian) believers reaction to the secular (in the sense of nonchristian) world removing "christ" from christmas and quote as the reason for their outrage is (and I quote) "christ is the reason for the season". There was a time (as should be known by students of theology)  in (christian) church history when it was forbidden by the church to celebrate christmas because the holiday actually has nothing to do with the birth of christ. To me it's silly to argue over such things, doing no one any good, and, actually hinders the the spiritual growth of anyone who engages in such foolishness. Sometimes I think people just go around looking for things to argue and fight with other people about - as if there isn't enough grief to go around as it is....

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