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« on: May 31, 2004, 12:54:43 PM »
I happen to be there and snap a few pictures.
The pictures do not do justice to the great moves of this fine, brave cow!





M^TSTER ended up with a broken leg after that last one!
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2004, 01:22:39 PM »
LOL
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2004, 03:30:31 PM »
Quite funny =)
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2004, 12:31:01 PM »
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!! rofl lmao
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2004, 02:41:25 PM »
hahaha thats sweet...I got like an 8 spin jump that time i think....i know I did once!Thats so funny!
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2004, 12:34:27 PM »
Moooo....
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2004, 10:20:32 AM »
hahahahaha I missed this years competition but I will start practicing for the next one.
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2004, 05:35:55 PM »
Quote from: fmax_wahoo
hahahahaha I missed this years competition but I will start practicing for the next one.


Well, you know that you are unrivaled in doing the "COWUMBADA"
The Forbidden Cow Dance!
You have no equal!  :)
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2004, 08:20:51 PM »
Wow i get to bring my pinkcow skin out of retirement!! This is gonna be the bestest!! ( screen shots of my new moves will be displayed at a later time  :P )
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2004, 04:23:24 AM »
Cows are not only loyal, brave, and true.....they're excellent athletes!!!!

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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2004, 05:59:54 AM »
Well as promised here are a few screen shots of my new moves!!!

Here is a picture of me befor my first dive. I was going for a double back, half-turn, bovine twist. Look at me and my nice perly whites before my first attempt!



...Unfortunately i forgot the key factor of bovine jumping off cliffs...Water...luckily the rocks broke my fall. However, my perls weren't quite so white anymore...in fact many were M.I.A.



Better luck next time i guess....ow...oh...ew....
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2004, 09:03:26 AM »
I think I pee'd my pants..
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2004, 09:59:48 AM »
hahaha sweet...Your a definate canidate for the Heifersman of  Diving award!
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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2004, 12:21:52 PM »
Do cows put people on their eyes when they get a black eye? Cow dance lessons at 11.

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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2006, 04:57:04 PM »
whens the next diving competition?  :twisted:


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