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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2006, 05:44:35 AM »
Lmfao. Pretty good stuff Jager, though it does suck the dog died. :'(
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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2006, 12:36:11 AM »
Or maybe a disabled person shouldn't be burning candles and own a pet that could potentially knock them over. Cats suck, they can't do anything for people, blah blah blah...stfu already.   :uhoh:
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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2006, 06:00:12 AM »
Cats suck, they can't do anything for people. Thanks for agreeing!
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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 08:43:26 AM »
I've got a cat, and all I know is, I don't have to go outside and walk that mothafucka in 40 degree weather! HAHA!
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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 06:44:45 PM »
I've had both, I like both.
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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 07:52:09 PM »
I have a 8-month old Chihua-hua mix, and she is awesome.The ultimate in a portable pooch.Plus I met a woman...while working that owns a cat I had 7 yrs earlier, and had to give up.She got him from the people I gave him to, they were getting divorced, what are the chances of that?She is thinking about giving him to me. :){Plus he was an awesome cat to begin with, more like a dog in personality.Both animals can be awesome, if you happen to get the right kind for you.



                             
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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 07:36:49 AM »
Hmmm...dogs vs cats

Dogs smell
Dogs need to be taken out to relieve themselves (or do it in your home)
Dogs hump your leg
Dogs can't be left alone for more than half a day
Dogs eat a lot
Dogs can be neurotic
Dogs slobber

Cats have essentially no odor
Cats use a litter box
Cats are independent and can look after themselves
Cats eat modest amounts of food
Cats purr

Both species are affectionate companions that bring joy to one's life. But I prefer cats.


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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2006, 08:47:11 AM »
bunch of women here it looks.  :dohdohdoh:
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2006, 09:58:25 AM »
I have 1 dog, 5 cats and 1 horse.

The smell of 3 cats = the smell of 1 dog.

The smell of 5 cats + 1 dog = the smell of 1 horse.

Not sure how many cats and dogs you have to have to eat as much as a horse, but I don't want to find out.

P.S. The horse is going away soon to become a police horse in Newark, NJ.. (I'm so proud.)

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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 10:17:37 AM »
My Cat , Asia



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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2006, 10:35:18 AM »
« Last Edit: October 20, 2006, 10:39:15 AM by jagermonsta »
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Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2006, 10:59:17 AM »
Please don't post a dead dog, anyone  :(


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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2006, 11:25:08 AM »
Quote from: &lt;((ViBeS))&gt; [EoM] on October 20, 2006, 10:59:17 AM
Quote from: <((ViBeS))> [EoM] on October 20, 2006, 10:59:17 AM
Please don't post a dead dog, anyone  :(


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