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Squirrels
« on: October 11, 2006, 09:49:50 AM »
Squirrels usually come in a variety of colors and can be seen close to the side of a highway. If you see one of these creatures you are likely in danger, I have constructed a list of things to do incase you encounter this situation:

1) Swerve your car into a tree/garter rail/the main character in Doom2.
2) Don
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2006, 09:52:50 AM »
I once picked a squirrel off from the 2nd floor bathroom window with my mah old bb gun. Clean shot right through it's neck. The trickle of blooding coming out of it's neck while it was falling to the ground is a sight I'll never forget. What a good shot!  ;D
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2006, 09:57:18 AM »
I once picked a squirrel off from the 2nd floor bathroom window with my mah old bb gun. Clean shot right through it's neck. The trickle of blooding coming out of it's neck while it was falling to the ground is a sight I'll never forget. What a good shot!  ;D

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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2006, 10:02:09 AM »


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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2006, 10:30:00 AM »
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Where DO skwerls come from? Did the chitterbox demons simply slither out of the primordial ooze? Can we hold someone or something accountable for the bushytail horde and its countless minions? Is their nefarious leader, Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel, the product of evolution? Or spontaneous generation? Or genetic engineering? Or, are he and the rest of the arboreal terrors alien life forms sent to destroy us?

As long time Patriots know, scary squirrel world has studied this question in depth. Our findings lead to the only rational conclusion, that the nut devils are all of the above, with one goal in mind: squirrel world domination over this planet. Unbelievably, there are still those misguided skwerlhuggers and skwerlverts who cling to the derisory belief that skwerls are some sort of little ray of sunshine sent here by a benevolent God to entertain us. We find this specious belief sad, so very sad.

Nonetheless, scary squirrel world has always stood for open debate on all subjects related to the pernicious skwerlien demons. Therefore, we'd like your opinion regarding the question: Where do skwerls come from? We ask that you consider three of the more popular theories by clicking on Patriot Phlinger's depictions below. Then, make your choice via the poll and, if so inclined, send us the rationale for your decision using the handy form under the poll.



WHERE DO SKWERLS COME FROM?

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2006, 08:16:43 PM »
Somewhere I have a clip..  guys set food on a skeet launcher outside their window...
let a squrrel climb on it and......     PULL!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 06:35:47 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 05:10:38 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 05:13:49 PM »
this thread should be stickied.. squirrels kick ass  :biggungrin:
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 09:26:20 PM »
Tasty?



http://www.morelmushroomhunting.com/brunswick_recipe.htm

Yea, good eatin'.  Them tree rats was kilt with scattershot cause you can see all them holes and bruzes. Don't effect the taste none and thare fairly easy to fish out......ain't no fun bitin' down on a pellet. A good clean .22 head shot is a right smart better, if you're a decent shot with a rifle. I noticed the heads was missin' from the cookin' pan,,,\\\guess they savin em for brains and eggs breakfast.
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2006, 07:51:01 PM »
I wonder what a Moisin Nagant would do to a squirrel  :!:

Maybe about the same affect as a sledgehammer :)

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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2006, 07:05:43 PM »
Squirrel season is in full bloom here, in my area, too bad all my old hunting grounds have houses on them, or are lease only. Only public places to hunt around here anymore are Corp of Engineer (government) lands.

I suspect the Moisin Nagant would be ok for squirrel hunting if 1) it was actually accurate enough for headshots at 30+ yards, and 2) if you weren't counting on squirrel for supper that evening. The ultimate squirrel load is a .223 40gr sierra, 8 grains of ww231 pistol powder. Nice mild load (22 magnum like) with virtually no recoil or muzzle blast. Prints less than 1 inch @ 100 yards from a good barrel (like a Thompson Contender 16"). Tree rats make good eat'n.
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2006, 07:15:20 PM »
Tree rats make good eat'n.
damn straight... had skwerl stew last week, most excellent
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2006, 05:05:06 PM »
you know, they taste very good for a very good reason.

They eat a diet of seeds and nuts and fruit, and they work out every day like an olympic gymnast.
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