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all the great excuses...
« on: June 10, 2005, 09:24:09 AM »
making this thread up so that you can all participate!

everyone, if you spanked someone in 1v1, and they came up with a buncha lame excuses, post them here! some of them can be really funny

baq.^tri-pan^:lets play ra2 and see how well your rail is goof
baq.^tri-pan^:i hate going around finding weapons it is a stupid game
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2005, 03:34:55 PM »
banes: stupid fucking ladders
banes: i r the best
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2005, 04:16:23 PM »
:)
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2005, 04:17:25 PM »
banes: wtf
banes: omfg
banes: bs
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2005, 04:18:15 PM »
banes: wtf
banes: omfg
banes: bs



rofl hey thats real but still i dont see that as excuses, but seriously wtf and that was bs laurelin and you know it :D
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2005, 04:25:09 PM »
adrenal1ne: stfu newbs ::)
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2005, 04:25:44 PM »
well I consider these words as (wtf-omfg-bs) as "trying to excuse yourself". As If you didn't understand the situation or could not believe it. But Infact, that is plain & simple denial.

Same as "accusing" people of cheating without any proofs. Just because they cannot believe the superiority of the other.

While they could simply say "Nice shot" and move on. Only these small details can drastically change 'a community'.

Regards, n00b.
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2005, 05:19:34 PM »
well I consider these words as (wtf-omfg-bs) as "trying to excuse yourself". As If you didn't understand the situation or could not believe it. But Infact, that is plain & simple denial.

Same as "accusing" people of cheating without any proofs. Just because they cannot believe the superiority of the other.

While they could simply say "Nice shot" and move on. Only these small details can drastically change 'a community'.

Regards, n00b.

politeness is not a requirement that i see q2 needing in the future, what we need is more adrenalines, minus the country bumpkin upbringing
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Re: all the great excuses...
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2005, 05:30:45 PM »
well I consider these words as (wtf-omfg-bs) as "trying to excuse yourself". As If you didn't understand the situation or could not believe it. But Infact, that is plain & simple denial.

Same as "accusing" people of cheating without any proofs. Just because they cannot believe the superiority of the other.

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Regards, n00b.

politeness is not a requirement that i see q2 needing in the future, what we need is more adrenalines, minus the country bumpkin upbringing


i live in a city of 5 million or more..you?
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2005, 05:33:59 PM »
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Its not a requirement, it's a betterment.

You want to better your skills, why don't you want to better the Community going with it?
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2005, 05:36:41 PM »
well I consider these words as (wtf-omfg-bs) as "trying to excuse yourself". As If you didn't understand the situation or could not believe it. But Infact, that is plain & simple denial.

Same as "accusing" people of cheating without any proofs. Just because they cannot believe the superiority of the other.

While they could simply say "Nice shot" and move on. Only these small details can drastically change 'a community'.

Regards, n00b.

politeness is not a requirement that i see q2 needing in the future, what we need is more adrenalines, minus the country bumpkin upbringing


i live in a city of 5 million or more..you?

i live in los angeles, do you really want to use population size as a pissing contest?

my i am the best thread made the community better, and then daelmun came in and made it 100x better
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In what ways?
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2005, 06:11:08 PM »
just saying coolguy i dont live in the country.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2005, 06:14:40 PM »
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my i am the best thread made the community better
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made people open their eyes to a bigger better world in q2, where they dont just have to spam nades, of course not everyone has taken to the idea, but i didnt expect them to, we need sliks of the world to continue playing dm so we have newbs to frag and eventually hit the frag limit on
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2005, 01:45:48 AM »
1st of all. You my friend aint ever beat me & if you have I assure you it would be because of my 3 kids or tha phone bothering me. Thats normally how I lose. I do sometimes come up against better railers than me. You aint one of em though.


Yo my man. Can you play before 3:30 PM or after 11:00 pm? If so I would love to play with you again. I was holding my lil Gurl in my lap while I played you. You did beat me a few times BUT I also beat you. Tha games you beat me in was close like with in 4 or 5 frags. However when she left that one game that I OWNED YOU & everybody else in there it wasnt even close. I hit 30 & you had 19. Dont act like you did something brah, Cause I promise you this. I wasnt impressed.


Hey Dicklicker did I pull your chain. NO! I didnt. I said he beat me I never said it was because of my lil gurl sitting in my lap while I played. However when I beat tha hell outta him like tha noob he is, She was not in my lap fag. I dont give a shit if he beats me everytime from here on out I was just saying she was in my lap & I wasnt exactly playing my normal self. Element is good enough to beat me every now & then when my lil gurl is not in my lap. I will give him that. BUT he aint that great I proved that when she got out of my lap.

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