Author Topic: Blanket stealng scam (Read 5005 times)

[BTF] Reflex · « **on:** August 12, 2006, 03:55:35 AM »

watch out for it..

You'll be pwnin noobs on t4 and all of a sudden there will be a knock at your door.
You'll ask who it is while you cock you springfield .45 semi-auto pistol...
You'll hear a really drunk girl say something unitelligeble..

You'll ask her who she thinks you are, wich she will reply with a man's nickname who
lived there before you did. And then you'll open the door finding out she's pretty harmless.
Maybe you'll take a peek down the steps behind her looking for maybe another sinister source
of trouble while she asks to use your bathroom.

Letting her in to use the bathroom she will drunkenly pull down her pants right in front of you
before you can leave the room.. exiting the bathroom she will explain just how drunk she is,
and mention the fact that she doesnt want to drive like that.
and as you go into the livingroom to set up the couch she wanders into your bedroom and passes
out on the bed.

sometime in the morning your neighbor will ask who the gray car in your driveway is thats blocking her,
you'll explain the nights proceedings, and say you'll be out in a sec to move it.

Upon entering your bedroom you will try and rouse the girl from sleep to no avail, forcing you to
search her scantily clad self for a set of car keys. This will bring about a fight over getting into the pocket,
finally waking her up. At which time she will start screaming obscenities at you.

You will explain the whole situation about the car and it needing to be moved. At which time she will deny
ownership of any such car, scream more obscenities and try to goto sleep again.
Wiping the spittle off your face from being screamed at , you will try again to explain about a grey car
in your driveway possibly getting towed. She wont care, cause her car is PINK!

You go outside to explain the whole thing to your neighbor who is now siting in her car waiting.
A search of the unknown car will will turn up a locked breifcase, and a cellphone.
While searching thru the contact list the drunkard will awake, and realize the seriousness of her situation,
and come down to move her car, wrapped in your only bedsheet. After a 5 minute tussle with her keys
she will get the car started, and pulled out of the driveway, setting free the now distressingly late neighbor.

You will go back upstairs to await the return of this drunk girl, expecting, maybe a funny conversation
about the whole thing, or at least an exchange of names, and the inevitable "you were GREAT last night"
joke.

But she will never return, and sadly, nether will your one and only bedsheet.

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2006, 04:05:00 AM »

lmao.. unlucky

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2006, 04:08:56 AM »

Lucky would have been a drunk nympho there to steal my virginity

[EoM]St0rmed · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2006, 10:59:50 AM »

That's what i thought was gonna happen.

Remedy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:46:08 PM »

was she hot?

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2006, 01:28:53 PM »

Wouldnt have been able to do anything with her anyhow, not a single condom in the house.

she was maybe a 6, 6.25 tops. Not too bad,

maybe 20 lbs overweight, actually looked kinda sexy all drunk at my door.
But when she sobered up the way she talked made me wanna puke.

In hindsight, I should have held onto her phone while she moved her car

ring ring.. "Hello?"

"who the fuck are you and why do you have my phone?"

"I'm the nice guy who didnt rape you last night, can I have my blanket back?"

Remedy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2006, 02:01:07 PM »

Quote from: {SX}Reflex on August 12, 2006, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: {SX}Reflex on August 12, 2006, 01:28:53 PM

Wouldnt have been able to do anything with her anyhow,

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2006, 02:12:18 PM »

excerpt from an AIM convo I had while she was sleeping.

Bgreflex [4:13 AM]: no condoms here:(
Bgreflex [4:13 AM]: maybe a bj when she wakes up.. that would rock

Remedy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2006, 02:41:23 PM »

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2006, 03:08:33 PM »

Damn man. Did you at least cop a feel?

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2006, 03:32:13 PM »

only on her shoulder trying to wake her,
and her waist looking for car keys

anything else requires permission in the States

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2006, 04:41:28 PM »

Quote from: {SX}Reflex on August 12, 2006, 03:32:13 PM
Quote from: {SX}Reflex on August 12, 2006, 03:32:13 PM

only on her shoulder trying to wake her,
and her waist looking for car keys

anything else requires permission in the States

That's why I like girls with speach impediments. You know, the ones that just can't say "No."

Om3ga · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2006, 04:42:00 PM »

sounds like you had that blanket ever since you were a kid.

oh well, sorry to hear about your "blankie"

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2006, 04:46:46 PM »

I can send back that pillow that you sent the FX5200 in. The GF thinks I threw it out. In reality, it's under her side of the bed.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2006, 04:57:16 PM »

lmao, without that pillow...
I might as well have just bashed it with a hammer and sent it in a small envelope,

UPS is a violent place

Canada allows toxic curbside trash pickups?
I'd just burn it,

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