Haiku

[Bleach]

That is not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!!!

[[BTF]Sigma]

That is not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!!!

You are sooo funny.
I can't beleive this Bull-Shit!!
Eat a bag of dicks!!


 

[Disco Karate]

haha that's kickass bleach - a few I wrote...

Jane!  How many words?
Oh, syllables?  Well, shit I'm
almost out of room.

MOVIEHAIKUS

Broken Flowers

Long, boring movie-
Jarmusch sees depth in shallow
waters.  Then I snored.

A History Of Violence

Peace and harmony.
Gunshots and gore!  Anger!  Kill!
Repeat endlessly.

Lord Of The Rings

For Frodo Baggins
Fat nerds will wait patiently
Eating Cheese-Doodles

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

People laugh at the
Man who's never felt boobies.
Then he finds true love.

Dukes Of Hazzard

Look!  Daisy Duke's ass!
It distracts us from the lack
Of a storyline!

[Whirlingdervish]

This is the reason
that guys don't write poetry:
We all suck at it.

 

[Strix Varia]

That seems all too true.
It is a good argument
But not very fair.



One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten twelve.
Whoops I had to skip.

[Whirlingdervish]

where are all the chicks?
this place is a dick-fest now
I miss the poon smell.

[[BTF]Jehar]

My dream cracks, eyes squint
The warmth of the blanket calls
Hide me from the day

Gravel shards underfoot,
Glass cracks against my stale frame
Crimson flees flesh, drip

Couple old ones dredged up.

[Whirlingdervish]

redbull is too good
for drinking all day and night
it is full of crack.

 

no one is lamer
than that old idiot, vibes
yet he still talks shit.

granny is quite weak
he fears the jagermonsta
who beat him at quake.

 

D M One is Lame
and not a good test of skill,
play another map.

[Whirlingdervish]

it's time to play quake
but my speakers don't work here.
fuck it, work is gay.

[vibes]

STFU map boy

[Whirlingdervish]

Eat shit and die vibes
this board is for the poets
not stupid old pricks.

Try and make a map
since you think you are hot shit.
I doubt that you can.

[vibes]

I have this overwhelming urge to make a map today.

naaa, I have a life.

Welcome to poetry in motion

[Whirlingdervish]

Im sure that you don't
have a life that is worth crap
so fuck off dipshit!

you fear my haiku
because you are quite foolish
and you can't write one.