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Offline Bleach

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« on: August 04, 2006, 02:40:52 PM »
That is not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!!!
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2006, 09:08:13 AM »
Quote from: Bleach on August 04, 2006, 02:40:52 PM
That is not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!!!

You are sooo funny.
I can't beleive this Bull-Shit!!
Eat a bag of dicks!!


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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2006, 05:59:49 PM »
haha that's kickass bleach - a few I wrote...

Jane!  How many words?
Oh, syllables?  Well, shit I'm
almost out of room.

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 10:44:21 AM »
This is the reason
that guys don't write poetry:
We all suck at it.

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2006, 05:44:44 PM »
That seems all too true.
It is a good argument
But not very fair.



One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten twelve.
Whoops I had to skip.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2006, 03:21:54 PM »
where are all the chicks?
this place is a dick-fest now
I miss the poon smell.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2006, 05:04:31 PM »
My dream cracks, eyes squint
The warmth of the blanket calls
Hide me from the day

Gravel shards underfoot,
Glass cracks against my stale frame
Crimson flees flesh, drip

Couple old ones dredged up.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2006, 08:25:46 AM »
redbull is too good
for drinking all day and night
it is full of crack.

 :shifteyes:

no one is lamer
than that old idiot, vibes
yet he still talks shit.

granny is quite weak
he fears the jagermonsta
who beat him at quake.

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D M One is Lame
and not a good test of skill,
play another map.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2006, 11:06:01 AM »
it's time to play quake
but my speakers don't work here.
fuck it, work is gay.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2006, 01:13:04 PM »
STFU map boy
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2006, 02:19:30 PM »

Eat shit and die vibes
this board is for the poets
not stupid old pricks.

Try and make a map
since you think you are hot shit.
I doubt that you can.

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2006, 03:40:37 PM »
I have this overwhelming urge to make a map today.

naaa, I have a life.

Welcome to poetry in motion
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2006, 05:42:04 PM »
Im sure that you don't
have a life that is worth crap
so fuck off dipshit!

you fear my haiku
because you are quite foolish
and you can't write one.
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