HI GUYS!

[M^tster]

Are joo talking to me? ARE JOO TALKING TO ME?!?!    moooohahahah take it!

[Slikkster]

I never knew what the concept of Desperate Housewives was, until I read the strange passages above.  I'd say a little trip to QuakeDuke's woodshed would do the boy good.  The message is coming through loud and clear.  Here's someone who's just begging for a good old fashioned spanking.  Assume the position, lad.  Grab your ankles.  And remember, this will hurt us more than it will hurt you.  Ya might have to learn to play standing up for awhile, but it'll do ya some good.  Consider it a growing experience, and one that's long overdue.   

[banes]

I never knew what the concept of Desperate Housewives was, until I read the strange passages above.  I'd say a little trip to QuakeDuke's woodshed would do the boy good.  The message is coming through loud and clear.  Here's someone who's just begging for a good old fashioned spanking.  Assume the position, lad.  Grab your ankles.  And remember, this will hurt us more than it will hurt you.  Ya might have to learn to play standing up for awhile, but it'll do ya some good.  Consider it a growing experience, and one that's long overdue.   

haha i think i seen the same tiny toons episode, man those shows cracked me up, as do you

[banes]

Are joo talking to me? ARE JOO TALKING TO ME?!?!    moooohahahah take it!

no, youre the silly newb who i love and wouldnt want me to change one bit

[Slikkster]

lol...mission accomplished. 

[banes]

lol...mission accomplished. 

thats not zany or toony, or wait you want me to call it parody, bring parodys

come one man, you actually had something good going, dont quit it now, then you'll just be a worthless newb who likes to make assumptions and enjoys condescending others based on the same maturity he lacks, all while being hypocrtical and projecting your flaws onto me

[QuakeDuke]

Very well then. Maybe I have jumped the gun a bit. People have been accusing me of being the newb coldflo for some time.

I wouldn't compare you to coldflo, now. I percieve you're *much* more intellegient (consistently?). Even at your *rankest* you make more sense.

The fact that your post implies that you believed he was here in disguise seemed like an indirect accusation to me. It's true you made no reference to me being coldflo, but what you said could imply me, and that is not too wild of an interpretation, is it?

I suppose not - I can understand how you might arrive at that interpretation - and - I believe I read somewhere (yes.. us'ns arky's can read) the best defense is a good offence, er... offense...

But I guess you have more sense than that (to think I am coldflo), or maybe you're just lying about what you really meant in order to back up your friend slik.

I *DON"T* lie... well, unless it would be to protect my children and grandchildren from overzealous orwellian, biggie brother types.... My wife can take care of herself just fine thank you - she is, after all, "She who must be obeyed" - and she once met me at the front door with my 20gauge shotgun and threatened to shoot me, and meant it. (Quick, here's a test of the variety of your literary experience - who did I just quote?  --- na ah ah! no googling.... )

So tell me the truth QD, what makes you think coldflo is here, and why do you think he would have to go incognito?

Uh, perhaps because he has had a habit of doing that? However, there are simialarities which probably sparked the comparisons from peeps...
You Aren't are you? I just realised I hadn't ever asked that.... ----------> GDR  w/VBG

I really dont care how long you have been in the tasty spleen community, or if I can intimidate you, or if your burly Texan physique could take me down.

Lol - texan - hehehehe! Talk about assumptions

I ARE NOT A TEXUN - I ARE A ARKANSAWYER  with degres in komputr science, electrikal enjenering and i'se also a bonyfide ordained minister of the gospel (since 1980) with a DD. (no T) So there!  

All I care about is if you were accusing me of being coldflo, but apparently from your last post you did not (or maybe you did and you just put your tail between your legs and backed up a bit).

As you get to know me, if you choose to do so, you will find I like my accusations the same as I used to like my tequila - straight up, no lime -thanks. The only one I back up from in this mortal world is "She who must be Obeyed!"   (figured it out yet? - remember, no googling... )

If I truly thought you were coldflo, or wanted to accuse you of such I'd do it in this manner.

HEY!! EVERYONE!!! BANES IS COLDFLO IN! COG! NEAT! 0!   

You can post wherever you want QD, no objections there. You can even post up that I am coldflo and that I am a newb and any other garbage. But I'll be there if you trip up and say something stupid about me.

You DO realize that I'd have to KNOW something about YOU before I could say something stupid ABOUT you? Otherwise, it would be all speculation and assumption wouldn't it? and as such, really couldn't be truly construed as being something about you. You aren't *that* paranoid are you???

But you're a nice old man ^_^

Awww, shucks now - see whatcha done - you gone and made me bluse, uh, bloosh, ah heck, get red in the face......

You would never do that. Youre sensible enough, unlike slik.
"Oh, one last thing - I've known slikk a long time, and you didn't *make* him go anywhere .. He just gets tired of repeating himself..."
Whatever, that is crap. I have never seen him have to repeat himself very often. The only thing I have seen him repeat was the part about desperate competition. That is hardly grounds for getting "tired of repeating himself," especially given the fact that he went on for two more pages without having to repeat himself again. In fact all he did throughout those two pages was avoid my points. He never addressed any of them, and honestly he would never have to repeat himself by addressing those points. If that's really what you believe, I suggest you read any post with reply again (not every single one, just one set). You'll see what I mean.

VBG <--- you aren't the only one that knows how to push buttons  

I didn't want to piss you off, you don't have to repent.

I gotta work on my sarcasam I guess....

If you're truly just a nice guy, then none of this crap will matter.

You're right, it don't matter.... although in the spirit of honesty (If I claim it, I gotta do it ) I will say until I sorted out what was really going on, you DID irritate me just a tad - but that's ok - there are days I irritate myself.

Like when I wake up and can't get out of bed without my wife helping me, put on my own shoes, pick up my youngest grandchild,  wipe my own butt or 100's other things people take for  granted everyday until they (God forbid) wake up in similar circumstances. The irritation comes in because the next day, I might be able to do all those things with no problems and I never know from day to day what kind of day it will be...   No whining - just cold. hard. life.  and I want, no would like for you to understand this fact. Any given day I could be interacting with you on the bad days, and if so, don't take it personal. I really do try to keep it out of my interactions though I'm not always successful

Just dont leave implications lying around.

Yes, mommy, I'll pick up after myself... : )hehehehehehe!!!!!

QD

Dang  I'm gettin almost as longwinded as some of the other members of this forum ( That's a HINT son!)

[M^tster]

She-who-must-be-obeyed, Ayesha, the Queen of Death! Moooohahahahahaha!I wont blow the answer by writing anymore

[QuakeDuke]

She-who-must-be-obeyed, Ayesha, the Queen of Death! Moooohahahahahaha!I wont blow the answer by writing anymore

Weeeellll.... you are 1/2 right

QD

[banes]

funny stuff

haha youre cool qd, no matter how newb you are in q2, sorry i took what you said in the worst light possible, its just not hard to do at all when you have morons like slik lying around who can only rely on ridicule and sarcasm to fuel their arguments

[Slikkster]

For no reason I can think of, the following statement just crossed my mind:

"Hello kettle, this is pot speaking...you're black!"

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For no reason I can think of, the following statement just crossed my mind:

"Hello kettle, this is pot speaking...you're black!" 

I'm not sure why I was just thinking that.  Just another of my many intuitive thoughts.  One would normally only think that when someone makes an absurd claim against another they they are the victim of the same activity they perpetrate all the time.  hmmm...I'll have to dwell on this one.

damn so much you say applies to yourself...if only youd stop being such a moron and realize it

[Slikkster]

Another thought magically appeared:

[banes]

Another thought magically appeared:  It was "the comments above are what the previous poster's mirror would say".  I'm getting the dangdest thoughts today...I'm sure they have real meaning to some.  If they don't, I'm sensing that it's either ignorance or denial. 

damn slik, when are you gonna get it through your head, you were wrong, and by continuing this charade, your only making even more of an ass of yourself, i wonder how old you are really, you like to pretend you have maturity over me, but would a fully grown adult really act like this, i think, youre such a deluded child

[Slikkster]

Ah, what it must be like to live in such a land of delusion....with tangerine trees, and mamalade skies.