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The Most Offensive Non-Offensive Story Ever
« on: July 12, 2006, 10:40:40 AM »
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He was riding into Helsinki on his ass when he spotted a titmouse.  He wondered what sex it was, but it flew off before he could tell.  He wondered if he was just being anal - "after all,", he thought, "the rain is so wonderful this time of year".  He went into a drugstore.
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Re: The Most Offensive Non-Offensive Story Ever
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2006, 02:41:38 PM »
that sounds familiar
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