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i am the best
« on: May 24, 2005, 06:55:05 PM »
well some of you may know how much i talk shit on the servers

time to take it to the forums!


i am the best player on any of the tasty spleen servers

any disagreements?

good
if you dont agree with what i have to say, then tasty spleen has a new 1v1 server up, the ip is 67.19.248.74:27930 and i challenge you to fight me one on one

who knows maybe ajacks will post on here and he'll force me to eat my words...or maybe ajacks will get raped by a real quake 2 player :-O



heres another angle to get you fags out onto the tasty spleen 1v1 server (lets not let it go to the waste)

as many of you know there is a 1v1 tournament coming up soon, if you would like to practice for this tournament, i am willing to play with anyone, good players or scrubs, im even willing to train if youre looking for it, i will turn no one away


for those who think i am not the best, and you can beat me, you can reach me on aim, my handle is: banesone
for those of you whod like a friendly 1v1, looking to practice, or receive some training, you can reach me on aim, my handle is: banesone

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU FUCKING SUCK, DONT POST ON HERE "BANES YOURE NOT THE BEST, YOURE A FUCKIN NEWB LOL, NO I DONT WANT TO FIGHT YOU 1V1 CAUSE IM A SCARED LIL PUSSY AND I CAN ONLY HIDE BEHIND MY WORDS" ONLY POST IN RESPONSE TO MY SHIT TALKING IF YOURE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME OF 1V1, OTHERWISE STFU, CAUSE ALL YOURE DOING IS TALKIN SHIT WITHOUT BACKING IT UP
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Re: i am the best
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2005, 06:59:21 PM »
Someone sounds like a ColdFlo  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: i am the best
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2005, 07:24:42 PM »
and you are?

i dont recall a banes
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2005, 07:25:40 PM »
I dueled him. I lost 5-1.

I must say he's overrated :)
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Re: i am the best
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2005, 07:52:51 PM »
huh??.... i would like to play u...  ;D ;D ;D

i'm a newbie...but...i'll try to do some 'effort'

after 10pm PT it's better for me... (ping issues earlier)

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Re: i am the best
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2005, 07:54:09 PM »
I dueled him. I lost 5-1.

I must say he's overrated :)


laurelin rules, gg earlier, im very glad that you are running this tournament, nice to know we have someone competent working on this


apple jacks im no one, but i think im the better than you, disagree with that?


p.s. good show chackal, im glad you have a spine unlike most of the people on the tasty spleen servers, good luck i hope you beat me, but you wont :D, im gonna go work out now then dinner, afterwards im gonna shower then ill be on around 10:30, we can do it then, hit me up on aim too banesone


and what is a coldflo? if it doesnt contradict the fact that i am the best, then i could care less
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Re: i am the best
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2005, 08:05:30 PM »
pacific time???


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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2005, 08:46:42 PM »
I know I'm not better than you in the long...fact of the matter is latly I don't care who I'm better than...but I'd like to play you anyway..I know I will catch you some day, on the serbver so no date is needed.You know me a bit..and I think I know you a bit.So why don't we do it on q2.lostourminds.net:27930 Whenever it happens...mkay good day sir and good luck. :) mooohahahahha
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2005, 09:08:51 PM »
I know I'm not better than you in the long...fact of the matter is latly I don't care who I'm better than...but I'd like to play you anyway..I know I will catch you some day, on the serbver so no date is needed.You know me a bit..and I think I know you a bit.So why don't we do it on q2.lostourminds.net:27930 Whenever it happens...mkay good day sir and good luck. :) mooohahahahha


thats the spirit, your my favorite sir member, i dont know why jquest had to be such a jack ass, i will gladly 1v1 you anytime, maybe you should try to catch me and chackal at 10:30 on that server tonite

oh and yes i did mean pacific standard time
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2005, 10:46:53 PM »
chacal where you at, i got out of shower a little late, went into server at 10:40, well you owe me a duel boy, so ill be in vanilla go there when you read this and hit me up
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Re: i am the best
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2005, 11:27:51 PM »
chacal where you at, i got out of shower a little late, went into server at 10:40, well you owe me a duel boy, so ill be in vanilla go there when you read this and hit me up


Two matches.... 1vs you... and the other vs Laurelin

MATCH 1:
Chacal^K][L^ = 8
banes   = 4





MATCH 2:
Chacal^K][L^ = 5
Laurelin   = 9






Good games, fun....

Keep railZ on.




« Last Edit: May 24, 2005, 11:30:35 PM by chacal^K][L^ »
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2005, 12:29:55 AM »
ggs to everyone was fun

we need to do more 2v2s, that was hella fun, have a 2v2 tourney

any other faggots (bundles of sticks) wanna duel me, its much fun ask chacal, and see chacal could beat me, theres a chance some of you other fuckers can beat me too, but not really, ill own you all
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2005, 12:31:32 AM »
Yep nice games.

I played two more against banes and haven't won any yet.  ???
The 2v2 were particularly interesting. It was great fun. Server fully tested :)
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2005, 01:06:49 AM »
Yep nice games.

I played two more against banes and haven't won any yet.  ???
The 2v2 were particularly interesting. It was great fun. Server fully tested :)


we need more 2v2s, every day lol, that was so much fun, it was fucking hilarious when we would tk, they would be so ridiculous, wed both be going in for the kill and one gets in the others rocket path haha, or he blasted me when i had like 4 health lol

dont worry laurelin, you have the best chance of beating me because you are persistent, keep playing me 1v1, and you will slowly start to grow more attune with the map, learn how to run away and chase, also how to listen for particular sounds that clue you in to where your opponent is, as well as controlling the particular items that are vital to your opponent such as armor health and power weapons, i gotta give chacal props for that he made it take me a long time for me to get a rocket launcher for the last 4 kills, and unfortunately its the only weapon i can truly dominate with, all other weapons are just to finish off the kill or to defend with, but im praticing my cg, ggs we'll play more tommorow
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2005, 09:08:35 AM »
YES... that was me... (blastermaniac!!!)


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