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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2006, 08:18:38 PM »
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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2006, 10:35:12 PM »
Processor: Celeron 1.8 GHz
RAM: 768MB RAM
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HDD: 18GB

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Yeah, it owns.

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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2006, 01:02:08 AM »
My current system is as follows:
Chieftec Matrix Case
Ultra 500 watt power supply
AMD 3700+ San Diego core running at 2400
GigaByte k8ns ultra 939 MB running bios 6
2 1024 meg sticks of Corsair XMS 3200 ram running at 6-3-3-2t timings
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One 74 gb WD raptor 10000 rpm HD
One 120 GB Seagate 7400rpm HD
2 Lite on Lightscribe DVD burners.
Soundblaster Audigy card
Logitech G5 Laser Mouse for gaming
Logitech Wireless Keyboard and a wireless mouse for surfing the web
Altec Lansing speakers and sub
Zalman Resorator water cooling system.
Monitor = ViewSonic  pro series 19 inch

I built this last July so it's high time I start shopping for some new parts!! :beer:



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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2006, 06:39:06 AM »
I think so far I'll take the prize for lamest system..

Emachines M5309 15.4in widescreen laptop
AMD Athlon XP-2500M (1850Mhz)
ATI Radeon IGP320M Shared 32MB
512MB DDR
60GB Fujitsu 5400rpm EIDE
Razor Diamondback Mouse*

I get 65fps in stock Quake2 at 640x480, 111 in Quetoo.  I play at a strange res of 800x500 because it matches my screen's aspect ratio (native res 1280x800).

*I just bought this on Woot the other day, I really like it a lot!
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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2006, 08:39:22 AM »
OMFG NOT AN EMACHINE!! DIE!! lol  :eyecrazy:

damn svet how do you get all the cash to keep upgrading like that :( i wish i could do that
i need a job heh
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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2006, 10:23:00 AM »
I'm badly in need of a new comp. I'm currently saving to build my new one
as I want to buy all the goodies at once..
At least I'm not as fucked as Dolan over there....


my not-so-current rig is a
cpu: Intel P4 1.9ghz
ram: 1Gb ram
vid: geforce mx 440 64mb PCI (lmfao!)
OS: winXP pro sp 2
audio: soundblaster knockoff with some old harman/kardon speakers(1 subwoofer,2 little surround speakers)
input: white MS optical wheel mouse and a shitty black Dell keyboard
monitor: viewsonic E70  : I set the res at 800x600 for Q2 but I can go bigger...(she's a big heavy biotch)
modem: RCA cable modem... irregular service from Adelphia (the shadiest company on earth)

I'm lucky that I play such old games huh?
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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2006, 11:00:00 AM »
I've had my new one 5 days, before I had:

Pentium 2 350Mhz Slot 1
288 SDRAM
16mb 3dfx Voodoo 3
10 year old compaq keyboard
Soundblaster MAX PCI.

Dont complain! ;D
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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2006, 11:14:25 AM »
I'm not really complaining...
I've just never had a better comp and it's sorta depressing lol.

I had a little LAN set up in my dining room but,
my other comp burned up about 2 months ago...

had a poopy old 400w power supply that shot a blue flame out the back
about 6 inches when she went....
(better than blinky blue lights for about 1/2 a second!)

it was a
P3(?) 500 mhz
400mb ram
same geforce MX 440 PCI 64mb
w/ sound blaster
running win98 SE

I used to have 2 e-penises!
(neither of which was very long hehe)


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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2006, 11:43:19 AM »
Quote from: [BTF]X'tyfe on June 02, 2006, 08:39:22 AM
Quote from: [BTF]X'tyfe on June 02, 2006, 08:39:22 AM
OMFG NOT AN EMACHINE!! DIE!! lol :eyecrazy:

damn svet how do you get all the cash to keep upgrading like that :( i wish i could do that
i need a job heh
OverTime man, lots of OT.   I work at least 56-64 hours a week.  So it doesnt come easy so I treat myself well.
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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2006, 09:06:52 PM »
Pics of my new box minus power supply and video card:





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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2006, 02:31:51 PM »
A beauty, weird case though.

I cleaned my keyboard recently and now one of the keys doesn't work.
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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2006, 08:43:39 AM »
Alright figure I should join in on the fun. :D

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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2006, 05:33:50 AM »
just got my new machine in yesterday....

Windows XP Home sp2
AMD Athlon 64 3800+ @ 2.41 GHz (2000MHz FSB)
nVIDIA nFORCE4 sli atx motherboard
nVIDIA GeForce 6600 PCI-EXPRESS 16x
80GB SATA II-300 7200rpm 8mb cache hard drive
320GB WD EIDE 7200rpm 8mb cache hard drive
1024 DDR RAM 3200
Sony DRU-800A 16x DVD-RW
NEC ND-3550A 16x DVD-RW
19 in Dell CRT Monitor

I've ordered a xfx 7900 GT pci-x card because I don't like the 6600 that came with my machine, I'm kinda diappointed with the output of it to tell you the truth, funny how the 7900's are cheaper than the 7800's now

a picture of the case is below
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Re: System Specs aka e-penis length
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2006, 06:56:43 PM »
my last system i had
was
Amd x2 4400+ @ 2.8ghz on both cores
1gb Mushkin Redline DDR ram
2x74gb Wd Raptors in Raid 0
BFG 7800GTX
DFI SLI-DR NF4 mobo
water cooling setup
lian li v1100b case

used it for about 2months and parted it out.
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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2006, 11:21:35 PM »
AMD64 Socket AM2 3500+ Orleans @ 2.94ghz
2gb of Corsair RAM DDR2 667 PC5400
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